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Welper raped me behind an Arby's in 1993

I raped @Fatpacks behind a Steak n Shake in 2026

Also their corpses should be shredded, composted, and the resulting fertilizer given to the child so he can learn how to grow vegetables during the brief Ontario summer, and therefore become a productive member of society.

Any sexual encounters outside of marriage is obscene and should be faced with the death penalty.

We need lookism codified into law. Sub5's cannot be allowed positions of power of any kind.

Alhamdulillah they saved a man's harem from dying 🙏
 
Why do you know these things?

Yes, but why do you art?

Names on there are like listening to Shirley Q. Liquor talking about her babies.

In a healthier era, he'd have a home office with a lovingly-painted SR-71 model from Tamiya hanging from the ceiling and a tight-knit group of lifelong friends from the college LAN party club who spend Friday evenings using rulers and protractors to reenact the Napoleonic Wars.

Bullying the nerds is what kept them acting slightly normal. When we stopped doing that, the autism was allowed to run unchecked.

You can't let people like that just do whatever they want, because a lot them will decide they want to wear dirty diapers under their cartoon animal bodysuit.

If you let an autistic jack off to porn all day, eventually he's going to want to be the woman getting railed. Now if you give him power to censor others controlling what can and cannot be said, he's going to think that's he's infallible. Now you've got a fucked up bimbo fetish Rainman, who is certain he speaks the word of God, and has the power to make people comply. Is it any surprise that we are in this situation?

There is not a normal well-adjusted soul in there, who was simply corrupted by porn addiction. That was always a sick little bastard that needs to kept in line for his own good.

If I ever troon out, it will be a Male-to-Male transition with me injecting testosterone and using rotdog skin to expand my cock.

I regret to inform that I did get close to having sex.

I avoid inviting friends to my home because I'm scared I might give in to my The Big Coom programming again.

He was our top man, until he let it slip that he listens to vaporwave in public with no headphones. The thread called him out for nigger adjacent behavior and he disappeared from the farms the same day.

When she invariably winds up pregnant, she'll get a mutt for sure just from god damn osmosis even if it's a white swimmer wot makes it to the egg first.

When people say they value intelligence, what they mean is they value earnest interest in topics that are reasonably outside societal monoculture. But niche interests are not inherently indicative of high intelligence, as evident by this very website
 
I won't be eating that goyslop shit untill they make a "Reimu Sauce" that tastes of laziness, poorness and husband abuse.

Andrew Tate reads these comics and thinks she's got a low view on women.

Keep up the good fight. We'll raise a glass to your tragic, but inevitable, suicide.

Why is it giving me bedroom eye and has soft fuckable lips?

thankfully no one seems to have gotten molested

nothing worthwhile about her entire personality, just an obsession with dick.

Oh no, the cat's a communist, it truly is an evil and unstable being that needed to be locked up!

From murderous psycho woman who commits genocide for fun to kind flower gardener lady is genuine life goals💚

Why is he T-Rexing at me?

Animals don't have the capacity to know about the concept of transsexualism

I love me some maggot pizza with soggy crips and hot dogs.

Oooh, committing accidental terfism. I love it :story:
 

Man fails to pay tractor rent, wife gang-raped​

 
Nobody gives a fuck what you think about Hooters waitresses or crackheads fucking in bathrooms in the unsolved mysteries thread.

Bigfoot fuckers are 100% real.

She's now a nonbinary, so I guess she doesn't want any icecream.

I collect skulls, and heads are stuck on there pretty good.

I imagine many of the men showcased earlier in the thread had similar stories once; playing rock spa, catching frogs and tadpoles, playing baseball until dusk, or squatting in the basement crawlspace beheading their sisters' Barbie Dolls.

How easy is it to hide a body in England?

So, the "Hemingway Editor" replaces clear, direct sentences with paragraph upon paragraph of vague, gingerly phrased waffling? And it hates guns?

I'm neither Midwestern nor a Lesbian and I still wear this uniform frequently.

On the upcoming full moon, Loki is instructing me to head to the cemetery. I will do so while under a high dose of psilocybin, so that I may reach ego death. I will then communicate with the ghosts that reside there.

GODDAMMIT, can't we neurotypicals have anything?!
 
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