CaptProlactin Containment Thread - Tube Twisted Fairy Tales and More - Bow before the enlightened political lesbian witch princess!

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

"They told me that my art degree was useless, but jokes on them; I made up a very specific super job that still doesn't require an art degree."

Also fuck you, that antler IS cool.

But is it as cool as a long, smooth stick that can double as a sword and/or wizard staff?

Boo, I want to see her time in the navy. Also, funny how the moment the aggressor is a woman, this chick is suddenly powerless to do anything about her situation.

No Sailor Moon spite parody is complete without the artist completely unable to make an outfit that doesn't look dogshit. I know the old Captain is majorly misogynistic towards anything traditionally feminine, but that's no excuse for having no fashion sense.

"We will test your capabilities as a Witch with a demonstration of lifting weights; as Witches are most known for being the gym bros of magical assholes."

This is the third time I’ve seen her assault a gym bro/pilates girl lover. Is there an epidemic I’m not aware of? Did one kill her cat and make fun of her lack of assets?

The gym bro she liked didn't text her back.

This is a neat little encapsulation of this person: nothing worthwhile about her entire personality, just an obsession with dick.

"I want the ability to silence men because I'm too much of a pussy for confrontation."

Oh no, the cat's a communist, it truly is an evil and unstable being that needed to be locked up!

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

The gym bro she liked didn't text her back.

Or she assumed some guy offering to spot her at the bench press was a sign he thought she was weak.

 

[scathefire]

She got the chance to obtain presumably any awesome super power that exists and she chose something really lame and situational and based entirely around personal grievance. I guess that says a lot about her.