random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Thanks for sharing that you regularly flatulate upon your cat and for including the fun fact that your anus is right and tight enough for you not to defecate involuntarily. Please pardon my curiosity but have you ever considered a revolutionary technique called keeping that shit to yourself.

He's wearing a balaclava because he's committing crimes against food

Is the DDOS over? Can we resume talking about niggers again?

SUGOI THIS 'RAMEN SAKE HENTAI' OF YOURS IS OSHIII THE UMAMI TICKLES MY OPPAI

 

[NoReturn]

These are all from the same thread:

Gatekeep puppy play or tranny polycule?

Hahahahahahahaha nigga how is this real nigga just tell your girlfriend steve to go get a job nigga

[T]he thesis here is fourfold,

1. That the puppygirl is a burden, is childish (that they should be ashamed)
2. that the puppygirl doesn't notice the pain she causes others
3. The puppygirl is sexually demanding (rapes)
4. which is that the puppygirl is a caricarture of a trans woman and inflicts, through the commie lens, labor theft and other oppression men do to women

An article that bravely dares to ask: Are disabled trans women secretly men and also bourgeois?

just because I'm a "woman" now doesn't mean you can try and treat me like an actual woman, you chauvinist man.

 

[Betonhaus]

Going Boeing when they shoulda gone Beretta.

 

[Abella]

I do not understand how in order to cope with trauma they have to draw gumball having sex with his mom to cope i just dont get it

 

[William F. Clinton]

Are we allowed to post quotes from outside the Farms? I think about this one a lot:

I'm very concerned because I think the Jews want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis.

- Bobby Fischer

 

[DickMain]

You're Mormon you don't even worship God you worship space allah

 

[William F. Clinton]

@twinArmageddons

I dont get vtuber hate outside half of them being pedophiles

 

[Captain Syrup]

James should have blown pyramid head up with a rocket launcher, brought Mary back to life with mold powers, and flown out of town in a chopper with his wife and new adopted daughter. Like a good game series would have done.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

My brother in Christ Joseph smith, from all i've ever seen about you is that you are an incel too, you might not want ot be throwing that term around.

I have had chances to have sex and have turned them down. I'm not.

You have been reported for using "This."

 

[Chromeo]

Depeche Mode is not fagslop

 

[Potato Burrito]

You know what hands and X chromosomes have in common? Only one of each was involved in the creation of this post.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Tyrique Johnson and his farm-animal dick

 

[30+GameOvers]

I gave my wife genital blisters, if any of y'all wondering about what the 'unforseen circumstances' of visiting a brothel could be

 

[Gentlebastard]

You're Mormon you don't even worship God you worship space allah

Having a creepy sex pest long-lost brother appear out of nowhere probably led to a lot of strained conversations for her.

If I was a company I'd pay to NOT have this retard near my product.

I've repeatedly heard stories about how in 1990-1995 there were thousands of whores for miles and miles along the motorways as soon you crossed the border from the West. As cautionary tales of what becoming a "free" country does to women.

 

[rofllmaoxdwow]

In preschool, I was quirky and extroverted. And a number of girls crushed on me

I lost a lot of my confidence and became timid, reserved, yet still arrogant. I was a sigma male, so to speak.

Alright, fine, I'll say it. The spergy things I did in the later half of the 2010s. Physically abusing moom, raping my (male, my junior by 2 years) cousin and having sex with at least two other boys, telling my (then) friend that the background on my phone was my dog's genitals (which wasn't a lie)

t. dead brazillian pedo soyteen (proof)

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I remember when Kiwi Farms was all orange groves, before the railroad came through:

 

[NoReturn]

I stop following the Jomhas for like three days, and all of a sudden Ian has murdered Anisa and is trying to sell snuff pics of her bloated corpse in the bathtub before he pours in the sulfiric acid.

 

[30+GameOvers]

With that hair and vest, he looks like Aladdin's retarded half-brother who survived the abortion.

 

[Gog & Magog]

When I was a girl we had a higher caliber of bums and layabouts. Mostly alcoholics, still recognizable as human. Some of them would come around and mow your lawn for cash.

I'm not saying the virtue of the homeless is to keep out of sight, just that they shared in the understanding that they were part of society and didn't set as much stuff on fire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I fucking love echinacea, and if you don’t like it, I don’t like you!

Stay off the Internet and stop getting innocent black ladies to wipe your ass. That will fix most things going on in your life.

Fair enough, protect that booty hole.