Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Vyse Inglebard]

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The only announcement I really care about due to the possibility of getting their other games on PC with official ports. I've emulated Dragon's Crown and strung together some jank "couch coop" via an input streaming app, but it'd be nice to have something a little less finnicky.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DNvU9LEQJic
VANILLAWARE ON STEAM

I REPEAT VANILLAWARE ON STEAM

Genuinely the only announcement that actually got me a little hype. Vanillaware are GOATs and more of their games being playable on all platforms is great news

 

[Soycast II]

Dragon’s Dogma 2 expansion. It better actually fix an underwhelming game. Final Fantasy Resonance is something I’m interested in but I’m a FF autist. Other than that there was nothing I really cared for.

 

[Rango Dango]

Who's working on that? I know it's not ZUN. Maybe what's left of TASFORO?

zun said he found old eosd code
and he rearranged the soundtrack and made new art

on the steampage the devs are team shanghai alice and "team shanghai alice reprise"

 

[umseriously]

This E3 was exceptionally boring. Nothing coming in the near horizon that fills me with wonder or excitement. $70 for Gears, a game that is liable to get abandoned by its developer? No system sellers shown either except for possibly the zelda remake which may end up being mediocre at best.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

zun said he found old eosd code
and he rearranged the soundtrack and made new art

on the steampage the devs are team shanghai alice and "team shanghai alice reprise"

This motherfucker. We better be getting a decimal game this year.

 

[kiwiburgerplanet]

Ver archivo adjunto 9062492

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember that cunt zombi unicorn. Was a long nose whore herself but then bashed on booth babes. Such a insufferable wretch

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

The problem with undertale and Deltarune is obviously the fanbase and the gay shit, but the caveat is that it had really good music for someone who did the whole game by themselves.

Even if he's a lefty, fag (probably, almost for sure) Furry, its still impressive to put out games by yourself and have any ballpark of value to it, sure the Cavestory dev is infinitely better, but on a very technical level its commendable.

still, GAAAYYY.

The designs of the characters were done primarily by Temmie, and why they aren't dogshit.

Music is good but he didn't make the game alone and it's crazy how often people discount the character designer that literally made the most marketable part of the game lmao

 

[Soycast II]

Music is good

The only notable thing to say about Toby Fox is that he’s a good composer and that’s literally it. His writing sucks, his gameplay systems are glorified bullet hells, he shoves LGBT garbage into his games. The only thing to take away from anything he makes is an addition to the Apple Music playlist.

 

[Michael Wade]

KH was there. which means it was the best thing in 5 years

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

KH was there. which means it was the best thing in 5 years

I'm a diehard I don't care how scuffed 3 was, I'm there with bells on for 4, or whatever comes out. simple as, I want it to be more sappy and more complicated and esoteric, if you want otherwise, fuck you, play something else.

 

[Look At You]

Koizumi lost thumb wars on an official Nintendo platform against what we thought was the computer in front of an audience of millions. Behind the scenes informants have revealed that the so-called 'computer' were none other than John Fucking Numbers. As is tradition, Koizumi must now suffer the fate of Narcissa (formerly Cosmo) Wright.

 

[soy woah jaque]

he didn't make the game alone

Toby has a whole team of trannies writing dialogue for him, this nigga stopped being indie a decade ago

 

[Dick Lickieta]

I can't wait for OOT to be remade into open world slop, we surely need that more then a new traditional 3D Zelda.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I can't wait for OOT to be remade into open world slop.

Real talk, is this just what Nintendo is now? Nintendo hire this man-tier remakes of n64 games? Is this going to be the entire switch 2 era???

 

[Dick Lickieta]

Real talk, is this just what Nintendo is now? Nintendo hire this man-tier remakes of n64 games? Is this going to be the entire switch 2 era???

Don't forget ports of Wii games that have emulated perfectly for a decade now on PC.

 

[LightDragonman1]

The Direct I thought wasn’t bad, but it was only okay, with only a few interesting announcements.

 

[Captain Quazar]

The Direct I thought wasn’t bad, but it was only okay, with only a few interesting announcements.

Touhou 6 remaster was the highlight for me personally.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Another title I wasn't expecting to drop on Switch 2.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
#ThisWillBeZeldaIn2027

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Toriel is implied to cheat on Asgore with Sans.

It gets worse in Deltarune. Something I actually enjoy about Deltarune compared to Undertale is that some of the characters worst traits in the latter are deconstructured to show the implications. SPOILER: Toriel and Asgore in Deltarune are divorced, and it's implied that Toriel is at fault due to her controlling personality. She also gets shitfaced with Sans while she thinks Kris is out of the house; I haven't played this scene yet but supposedly it's meant to show how dysfunctional his home life is.