Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Fable is a childhood favorite, i know it looks like shit but i'll probably still buy it and try it.

And the Fable reboot is going to look like shit even more with Microsoft confirming to be DEI-uglified misogynists and venustraphobes.


And then you get liberal pro-woke leftists like that male feminist soyboy Michael (TheMG3D) being all smug that there's nothing wrong with being woke.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

And then you get liberal pro-woke leftists like that male feminist soyboy Michael (TheMG3D) being all smug that there's nothing wrong with being woke.

I love these types, they cheerlead companies right into the grave and never, ever admit what they did or what their ideologies did.
And companies just keep doing it because they have tons of them in it.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Looks like Jeff and Kojima finally made up.

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Kojima is giving Jeff the fuck me eyes.

Kojima is like that strange uncle to every gamer ever.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Ah, the vixen from Fable.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

What the actual heck is “Latinx”??

Woke faggotry.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

If there is an OoT remake, I hope they include Master Quest or some sort of hard mode.

It's Nintendo, you'll be lucky if they give you the full original game.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Looks like Jeff and Kojima finally made up.

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Kojima is giving Jeff the fuck me eyes.

Too bad Jeff didn’t wine and dine his audience before fucking them every December

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Too bad Jeff didn’t wine and dine his audience before fucking them every December

His budget isn't what it used to be in the SpikeTV days.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

It's Nintendo, you'll be lucky if they give you the full original game.

Remember when game trailers actually had gameplay? Outside of the Mountain Dew Code Red version of BOTW (which will undoubtedly be the "big Zelda game" for Switch 2 in the coming years) we get an OoT remake of a remake. The game is apparently coming out this year (so < 6 months) yet we get what amounts to a teaser trailer. If they aren't hyping it for sales just to delay it later, < 6 months is pretty fucking soon in the grand scheme of things, meaning the game is basically done... yet we get not a shred of gameplay?

I think they're gonna FF7 demake it, and frankly don't want to reveal details about it to avoid another Prime 4 fiasco. Remember how Prime 4 had gameplay years before it came out, had gameplay last year... but then revealed the gay ass bicycle and open world slop elements a couple months before it came out. Then they unveiled the out-of-nowhere cringe NPC brigade even closer to the release. Methinks OoT is getting "hire this man" graphics, BOTW voice acting (kill me), and will slap slop crafting and other BOTW elements onto it the same way Prime 4 did.

 

[Coolio55]

It's Nintendo, you'll be lucky if they give you the full original game.

After you collect the three happy rocks, the screen will darken and "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME PART 1" will be shown.