Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Goss Harag]

I just can't get over how the Star Fox redesigns look like characters from Fantastic Mr. Fox.

 

[Anonitolia]

I’m happy with the news on Groove but that was such a huge waste of time

 

[Banana Hammock]

Holy fucking shit, man (even if I'll be playing the ones that caught my eye on Steam). Other than that OoT remake, because that looked like ass. Also, why did he have the Triforce of Courage? The Triforce hadn't split apart at that point.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

A majority of the games announced were third party games that I could have an infinitely better time with on PC and there were no heavy-hitters for their exclusive catalog - looks like I'm skipping the Switch 2 for yet another year

 

[Rango Dango]

I just can't get over how the Star Fox redesigns look like characters from Fantastic Mr. Fox.

i like that they made the characters furry unfriendly (at least attempted to)

 

[Freaky Flicker]

i hate the moment when games became "experiences"

Devon is a wise woman, every japanese schoolkid bought loderunner and SMBLL for the experience

 

[Anonitolia]

i like that they made the characters furry unfriendly (at least attempted to)

I cannot stress enough how wrong you are
furries will fuck barely-featured cartoon foxes if given the chance. Why do you think implying realistic genitalia would turn them off

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

OH GOD IT’S UGLY

No bro, it’s beautiful. Better looking than GTAVI.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

furries will fuck barely-featured cartoon foxes if given the chance. Why do you think implying realistic genitalia would turn them off

The era of clinging to anything furry-adjacent is long gone. You can put a few words into GPT and have a roided-up Fox stroking his they/them meat.

 

[Prince Mario of Altea]

Ocarina of Time is one of my favorite games ever but man not showing any gameplay isn't getting me hyped up at all.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Maybe I'm just uncultured but what the fuck is so impressive about Deltarune and UNDERTALE?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

With Spyro 4 alone, Xbox is the clear winner. But, having said that, it is WILD that Nintendo of all companies was the first to show off more of Kingdom Hearts IV and not the summer games fest or even Sony, considering the franchise started out on the PS2.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

With Spyro 4 alone, Xbox is the clear winner. But, having said that, it is WILD that Nintendo of all companies was the first to show off more of Kingdom Hearts IV and not the summer games fest or even Sony, considering the franchise started out on the PS2.

Sony was happier shoving that new God of War in your face.

 

[Fcret]

Thanks Nintendo for being the only one of these presentations that shows off JRPGs, but I'll probably still buy all of them on PC.

Have been thinking about a Xenoblade Chronicles replay recently though, so I'll probably check out the Switch 2 update.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Maybe I'm just uncultured but what the fuck is so impressive about Deltarune and UNDERTALE?

Undertale had "quirky wholesome chungus humor" and was stuffed to the brim with homoshit at a time when both were in vogue. Deltarune is coasting on that inertia

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Ocarina of Time is one of my favorite games ever but man not showing any gameplay isn't getting me hyped up at all.

I don’t see how Nintendo will release this in 2026 with an already stacked release from everyone and GTAVI in November. Maybe 2026 is a date where we get a lot more info and we get OoTR in 2027 to coincide with the movie release.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Undertale had "quirky wholesome chungus humor" and was stuffed to the brim with homoshit at a time when both were in vogue. Deltarune is coasting on that inertia

And here I thought the autistic community abandoned Sonic for Sans

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I don’t see how Nintendo will release this in 2026 with an already stacked release from everyone and GTAVI in November. Maybe 2026 is a date where we get a lot more info and we get OoTR in 2027 to coincide with the movie release.

To be absolutely fair, Nintendo is pretty much one of, if not the only company that actually can say "fuck it we ball" and release a game close to GTA 6

 

[Rango Dango]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JAPANESE DIRECT HAD MOTHERFUCKING TOUHOU 6 REMASTER!!!!!

 

[starborn427614]

With Spyro 4 alone, Xbox is the clear winner. But, having said that, it is WILD that Nintendo of all companies was the first to show off more of Kingdom Hearts IV and not the summer games fest or even Sony, considering the franchise started out on the PS2.

That was the game of the Direct for me.