Line Of The Day

[Organic Fapcup]

 

[Trombonista]

I've waited years for a new Sonichu. I can wait more.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"rape is soooo unsexy. its totally not satisfying you know? you gotta be crazy to get off to that shit." - @Satan, 2017

 

[Trombonista]

Wait, Nora is so fucking insane she was actually bitching about her mom freezing bread 20 YEARS ago? Kill yourself, Nora.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@Deathfromabove: @UnwiseKhan, penis's really can be feminine when they are all shaved and in pantys

 

[Trombonista]

As a mental health professional, I want to slap the everloving fuck out of her. But that would involve touching her, and just...no.

 

[LD 3187]

@Melchett: @CasualSeppuku, yeah, the male version of "she's applying makeup incorrectly" is definitely "he's not playing vidya correctly"

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not even going to ask how you've seen that much Kiwi Farms dick.

 

[Trombonista]

Dude wanted to be Ember so bad but in the afterlife he probably became the Box Ghost.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Awwwww, I'm flattered.

 

[ZehnBoat]

... 'Gone Homo' (*), '... (*) Honest-to-god, Freudian typo I left in.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Internet War Criminal: @Tranhuviya, there is nothing gay about really caring about men's bodies tbh
[Jun 12, 2017 at 6:24 PM] @Internet War Criminal: its all for business

 

[Trombonista]

Every time I click on this thread I discover a new and fascinating form of autism.

 

[Male]

 

[Trombonista]

I honest to god could not figure out why the guy in Quantum Leap was being blamed for mass shootings. I was trying to remember if I had ever seen an episode where there was some kind of political assassination. Was there a JFK episode, maybe?

So I went to the repository of all useless human knowledge to find out.

Beckett. The guy in Quantum Leap is Sam Beckett.

I still don't know who Sam Hyde is but I'm guessing I wouldn't care

 

[Trombonista]

I wish Jaimas would not post sometimes

Like instead of hitting the reply button he would look at what he was about to post and just not

I couldn't disagree more. If there is ever a time he looks at some textwall he wrote and just thinks "maybe I shouldn't post this," I hope he says to himself "no, fuck that," writes another thousand words and then posts it anyway.

 

[HG 400]

@Null: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale Joshua Moonlight?

 

[Trombonista]

Jesus fucking Christ why do you think people need to know this about you before they scroll through the hundreds of nude morbidly obese women on your blog?

 

[Trombonista]

If the "music industry" wanted to pay me to sit around and shitpost about famous people all day that would be amazing.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Pics or it didn't happen.

On second thought I didn't want pics.