Line Of The Day

[Sock Cucker]

While I am always mesmerized by your avatar, trombonista, I don't approve of your taking my statement out of context.

 

[CatParty]

[Jul 6, 2017 at 2:39 PM] @Melchett: have we ever seen phil erect?

 

[Trombonista]

How do I delete someone else's post?

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia: @Ntwadumela, gon bust in that bucci hard if you keep sassin daddy like that, fuccboi
@Dynastia: im gon bust those cheeks in
@Ntwadumela: @Dynastia, Not before I bust in yours first

lol check out this homosexual he wants to bust in my cheeks

 

[Trombonista]

Awwex, there doesn't need to be a complicated psychological answer to why you're not in a relationship. It's because you're too fucking weird even for portland.

 

[Cuck Norris]

@LegoTugboat: @Null, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...call-girl-teach-boy-sex-says-KATHY-LETTE.html
[Jul 9, 2017 at 2:58 AM] @Null: @LegoTugboat, mel working overtime this month

@Melchett

 

[ZehnBoat]

BOLDY SPICY!

 

[GS 281]

@Tempest: I got banned from a local Walmart by one of the loss prevention people. He accused me of turning my phone into a computer, installing viruses on demo PCs, and hacking their credit card system. I never did any of those things. I still don't know what he thought he saw.

 

[Trombonista]

WHY do I have such a vivid imagination??? I just killed any potential boner for the rest of the day.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wow, I am honoured! But honestly I kinda thought my line about Alex Mauer's name going to be blackballed harder then a fat white chick at an R. Kelly concert would have been more likely to get Line of the Day, but thank you much anyway!

P.S. I still haven't gotten chub all day thanks to that horrible mental image. 2 litres of hard cider have not come close to scrubbing it out of my skull.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Kiwis discussing slavery:

@Dynastia:

[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:01 AM] @Deathfromabove: lol
ICametoLurk: what a cuck
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:01 AM] @ICametoLurk: you know if u want them to be ur gf u drug them and chain them up in ur basement
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:02 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: If you're a rich sperg, you have a cage for them
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:02 AM] @ICametoLurk: @WeaponsGradeAutism underneth the bed
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:02 AM] @Broken Pussy: Cages aren't expensive.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:02 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: @ICametoLurk, rollout style
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:02 AM] @Broken Pussy: You can get a dog kennel.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:03 AM] @Dynastia: just drill an eyebolt into one of your walls
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:03 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: @Broken Pussy, that might excite the furries, though
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:03 AM] @Dynastia: make sure it's loadbearing
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:03 AM] @Broken Pussy: Or that.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:03 AM] @Dynastia: tfw my first sex slave just pulled a chunk of drywall out and laughed at me and walked out of my life, forever
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:04 AM] @Broken Pussy: That's horrifying.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:04 AM] @Deathfromabove: @ICametoLurk,

like this
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:04 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: @Dynastia, Always check for a stud. To assist with that
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:04 AM] @Broken Pussy: Yeah, they make those stud finding thingies.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:05 AM] @Dynastia: you can't go wrong drilling your anchoring points into a hardwood floor tho
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:05 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Go with the beep. Then put in sex slavery device
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:05 AM] @Broken Pussy: If I had a sex slave, I'd just get a house out in the country, no one would notice.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @Broken Pussy: Then I'd let her out to run through the cornfield but just catch her and put her back.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @ICametoLurk: ah the dream
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Yeah, don't be a sped like Angel Castro
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @Broken Pussy: Ariel
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Yeah, that's right
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:06 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Have a fuck shack in the middle of Cleveland
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:07 AM] @Deathfromabove: meet me at the fuck shack
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:07 AM] @Dynastia: honestly your best option is to take a scrap vehicle and bury it and it functions like a tiny underground room but with none of the difficulty of laying foundation or knowing how to build
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:07 AM] @Dynastia: you can rent a backhoe for the day
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:07 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Australia is full of scrap cars...
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:07 AM] @ICametoLurk: @Dynastia and you have a door at the top?
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @Dynastia: a van is best
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Because, the Outback eats cars and souls, it seems
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @ICametoLurk: could just make a door with the metal
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @Dynastia: and yeah you just weld a trapdoor on top
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @ICametoLurk: take some out at the top
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @ICametoLurk: hing it
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @ICametoLurk: metal door
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:08 AM] @Broken Pussy: They used a school bus at the Branch Davidian compound.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @Dynastia: your slaves will get uppity with that kind of legroom
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @ICametoLurk: It's not that hard to get a school bus
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @ICametoLurk: I see people all the time with old ones
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @Broken Pussy: It's really not.
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Shop the auction sites
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: Or go to the local BOE
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @ICametoLurk: @Dynastia what about those metal shipping containers, they used those to ship slaves into Seattle
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @WeaponsGradeAutism: And the BOE only checks if you have the CDL to drive it. Pay cash in hand
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @nyess: the world
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @nyess: is changing
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @Dynastia: @ICametoLurk, that'd work find but rusty scrap cars are free
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:10 AM] @Kilted Gentleman: @ICametoLurk, theyre weak laterally and can crush when buried
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:11 AM] @DuskEngine: people live in converted shipping containers
[Jul 10, 2017 at 4:11 AM] @ICametoLurk: @Kilted Gentleman :infomative:
9 minutes ago @Dynastia: @Kilted Gentleman, nah they won't crush they're built to be stacked
9 minutes ago @DuskEngine: anything that's good enough for a weird hippie is probably too good for a slave
9 minutes ago @Dynastia: you might want to weld a few more support bars across the top tho
9 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: Much that once was is no lost, for there is no one to remembe it? @nyess,
9 minutes ago @Dynastia: really it depends how deep you're burying it
9 minutes ago @Kilted Gentleman: @Dynastia, yeah, theyre strong vertically. but theyre weak to pressure from the sides
8 minutes ago @ICametoLurk: @DuskEngine I knew a Polish linux programmer who was almost put in one and shipped illegally into the UK and he would've been with a couple of other slave programmers
8 minutes ago @Dynastia: @Kilted Gentleman, weld in a few strats and she'll be fine
8 minutes ago @ICametoLurk: all jammed into one shipping container
8 minutes ago @DuskEngine: @ICametoLurk, nice
8 minutes ago @Dynastia: @Broken Pussy, if you were my sex slave i'd set you free
8 minutes ago @Kilted Gentleman: @Dynastia, yeah, if it's only like a foot underground it'd probably be ok.
8 minutes ago @DuskEngine: it's really sick that programming is a job that people are trafficked for now
7 minutes ago @Kilted Gentleman: @Dynastia, aw, that's really nice
7 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: @Dynastia, yes, I know.
7 minutes ago @Dynastia: i'm the great emancipator
7 minutes ago @ICametoLurk: He was a member of the Fallout 2/ Baldur's Gate modding community iirc
7 minutes ago @Dynastia: and a lovely person
7 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: @Kilted Gentleman, he didn't mean it in a nice way.
7 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: Or did you, and then I'm scared?
6 minutes ago @ICametoLurk: I could try to find the story
6 minutes ago @Dynastia: @Broken Pussy, of course i meant it to be nice
6 minutes ago @Dynastia: in what possible way is freeing slaves not a good and kindhearted thing?
6 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: If the slave is someone you don't want to be around because you don't like them?
6 minutes ago @ICametoLurk: @Dynastia They would have to work for their food and shelter instead of you giving it to them in exchange for some chores
5 minutes ago @Deathfromabove: I can't sleep
5 minutes ago @Dynastia: well if you spent a few extra hours on the treadmill and had those unsightly moles burned off it wouldn't even be an issue
4 minutes ago @Dynastia: if you were pretty i could at least sell you on craigslist to somebody who doesn't know what you're like
3 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: @Dynastia, you can starve me and burn my face yourself, it's like you don't even want to put effort into owning a slave.
3 minutes ago @Dynastia: polishing a turd tbh
2 minutes ago @Broken Pussy: @Deathfromabove, you never can. Your meds are too uppery, I think.
1 minute ago @Deathfromabove: @Broken Pussy, yeah this adderall makes me all twitchy
1 minute ago @LegoTugboat: Hospital security guard accused of killing an elderly patient in a 'rugby-style tackle' after he tried to stab a nurse in the face with a pen
1 minute ago @Dynastia: @Deathfromabove, mix in with downs
1 minute ago @LegoTugboat: They're now suing the security guard.
1 minute ago @Deathfromabove: I should talk with my doc
1 minute ago @LegoTugboat: I'm gonna have to nitpick here.
A moment ago @Broken Pussy: @Dynastia, you probably already have a good slave, anyway. You'll be okay. You chained her up really well this time.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

shipping container chat

 

[Trombonista]

I don't care what you call it, I just drink the bitch.

 

[Trombonista]

1,000 PAGES OF CHILDREN'S GENITALS

 

[Trombonista]

I just clicked on a video of a old man puppet killing someone then getting fucked by a black man puppet.

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE DUDE?

 

[Trombonista]

Sometimes, "lol calm down" isn't just a shitpost, but actually solid advice

 

[GS 281]

@BadaBadaBoom: I want a cum spraying dildo so I can shoot my dogs with it

 

[Trombonista]

Troons can't just be a woman- that requires maturity and shit. So they have to try and be a 'girl' or whatever bizarre interpretation/fetishization they have of girls. Look at 'secret gamer girl.' I mean, don't literally look at him, he's a mess.

 

[Pina Colada]

So when you log in and there's 20+ notifications... did that give you a sinking feeling?

 

[oasys]

I've never had a man whisper such lustful things into my ear. YHWH save my soul from this gay disco devil.