Line Of The Day

[Organic Fapcup]

 

[Trombonista]

i was under the impression that a whole crackhead was posting on /a/, which would have been the best thing to have ever happened to /a/. i fucking hate weeaboos.

 

[HG 400]

[May 17, 2017 at 7:24 PM] @Dynastia: @x.eight.six.systems, you're an autistic with a sub-60 iq and live in tasmania
[May 17, 2017 at 7:25 PM] @x.eight.six.systems: @Dynastia, I don't live in Tasmainia.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@LegoTugboat

 

[sbm1990]

Jewish monopoly is an extremist system you re.traded bitch.

Lol @Mikemikev

 

[Organic Fapcup]

 

[GS 281]

@InLivingTuna

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Pikimon

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[May 23, 2017 at 6:42 PM] @King n Yellow: So I have this book of collected Irish folklore By W.B. Yeats I picked up a few weeks back. I'm in the section about witches and it's weird how almost every Irish witch story involves them stealing butter/tard cum

 

[Trombonista]

You've had to re-learn to walk 5 times.
And you're not worried.
You've normalized the inability to move around independently to such an extent that the idea of figuring out something most toddlers have mastered does not scare you.
My god. I've never been so glad not to be someone.

 

[Trombonista]

Microdick is not a symptom of Lolcowism. It's usually the cause.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Null

 

[sbm1990]

Lol@ a filthy kike besmirching the name of Mikemikev.

 

[GS 281]

[May 31, 2017 at 4:09 AM] @CWCissey: 'lol I was just pretending to be a paedophile

 

[sbm1990]

There was no poop before sin.

 

[Trombonista]

hon to passing troon: oh my gosh how did you do all that show me your secrets
*instantly tunes out at mention of diet/exercise/effort*

they literally want to be told fables of the magic pills that will turn a 6'4 linebacker into a lipstick anime loli waifu because they jerked off to too much sissy hypno

i'm sure the hormones are about to start working for all the rat kings, one of these days, it's just around the corner.

"you must respect my female pronouns, as an individual who does not respect myself enough to spend $6 a month on keeping my hair on my head and lets craigslist strangers piss on me in the bathroom at work."

 

[Trombonista]

Never understood why dindus want so bad to be Egyptia-kin when West Africa had their own kingdoms such as the Mali Empire and Benin Empire. They made wonderful works of copper sculpture and best of all didn't fuck their siblings

 

[RP 520]

@DuskEngine: if you could find a way to reduce the entropy in that process you woluld have solved the problem no?
[Jun 2, 2017 at 11:51 AM] @bearycool: floating towards a destination billions of light years away
[Jun 2, 2017 at 11:51 AM] @CasualSeppuku: @DuskEngine, dont reduce entropy, she is cool and posts her penis all the time

 

[Trombonista]

The phrase "to drain my ass's wallet" sounds incredibly unpleasant coming from a person with a shit fetish. Yikes.

 

[Trombonista]

This is exceptional, cringe is a feeling not an ideology. I don't choose what to cringe at, it just happens.

I'm here because I can't figure out how to leave.