Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Inquiring minds have decided that they no longer want to know

 

[Trombonista]

I hope you know you made me imagine a spoof of Speed called Feed where a bomb strapped to an ana goes off if she eats a fucking burger and now my neighbors think I'm a lunatic

 

[Trombonista]

Her brother who lives in a Folgers can is the most stably homed member of the family.

 

[Trombonista]

I leave for one day and we're talking about his balls now.

 

[Trombonista]

I am proud to be using my expensive art degree to paint fat people.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Hasidim but I don’t believe them

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>living in California
>California
No wonder you are so fucking gay.

 

[Trombonista]

Well this settles it. Next time I shave I'm resting my balls on the sink. Thanks for all the insight.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

It’s about macho attitude and testosterone and kinda cringey but unhinged stuff like that. Less stuffy grey haired dudes and more insecure teenaged men with too much energy and not enough things to blow up.

 

[Trombonista]

It's amazing, but I think this ho has actually talked more about her twat since quitting OnlyFans.

 

[Trombonista]

Just say I gotta crank my hog, no one here has any class

 

[Trombonista]

What in the Dr Evil

 

[Trombonista]

You warned me; and I clicked anyways due to morbid curiosity. I hate who I am. Now I need to go bleach my eyes.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

At least we can get satisfaction from knowing that she died doing what she loved: Dying.

 

[Clovis]

Now admittedly, I don't have much (any) experience with obese women's vulvas or the dead [...]

 

[Trombonista]

If you need to compare Trump to trannies to defend him, you've already lost your mind.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

@Brap God said: Schrodingers box tonguing.

 

[Trombonista]

How many times is Bill Clinton's cock going to be a major cornerstone of American history?

 

[catpetter]

why are you guys talking about horses

 

[Trombonista]

Everybody has tragedy in their life, not everybody chooses to become one.