🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Shocked and Horrified]

Am mobile-tard, plz no booly.

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[Palmer Bangs]

(^Please someone gif this^)

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Thank u Kiwifrends for your nice comments!!! I am proud to be using my expensive art degree to paint fat people.

I don’t want to be gross but legitimately if the artist would be willing to part with it, I’m willing to spend more than anyone else probably and we could discuss it privately or bid if the artist agrees, but otherwise i think we’re just shitting up the thread if we bid here.

I'd actually be happy to sell it, send me a DM and we can talk details!

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I might see a little Viking in here somewhere

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[Shocked and Horrified]

This close, you can see the difference in strength between her arms. No need to build up as close as possible to symmetry when you have some kind of ghost creatures on your workout clothes. It's cute and quirky that counts.

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[MongInTheMirror]

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This gif is going to see regular use from me from here on out I'm not even sure what for yet, but thank you so much for making it. What a treasure, LOL.

Also, so nice to see such appreciation for our homegrown artistic talent! Our Swole Kween Brünnhilde here deserves to be immortalized, gives me a real chuckle to imagine that actually adorning someone's wall. Please report back how/if you explain that one to visitors.

 

[Chococat3012]

This is her worst hairdo or one of, she looks like fat Helga.

 

[Potatis Salad]

She's turned comments back on, but this comment is SO telling. Constructive criticism doesn't exist for Anna, anything contrary to how she thinks and acts is to be ignored. Anna knows best, even when faced with direct evidence to the contrary.

When the comments were turned off, anything negative was cleaned up by Tracey but now they're back on this was left on the belt post:
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Also it's sort of counterintuitive in the social media space to suppress comments as it's one of the ways you get the algorithm to push your content out there. Rage bait videos get numbers because people can't resist commenting, even when it's obvious that the poster is seeking engagement.

Also sometimes I'll get, say, a cooking video in my feed where the person is using a knife in a slightly unsafe way. The comments will be full of people saying "you're doing it wrong", and a common response from the poster will be something like "I know what I'm doing but thanks for the engagement!".
Anna could just deal with comments this way but it's too much of a hit to the ego I guess.


edit: that comment has been scrubbed lol.

This hrh_queen_of_unicorns person has a good point but I fear this is one of the tards from the Reddit. Just in the last few days they've had multiple commenters over there bragging that they left comments for Anna and she blocked them.

The Queen of Unicorns here is a munchie with multiple accounts attached to her real name.

Spoiler: munchie side note

This is the second-most recent post on her Instagram:

Caption below. Munchie thread enjoyers will recognize this pattern of sabotaging a night out with her caretaker husband with a "health crisis." The cherry on top is that this one ends with morphine:

Huge setback, health wise.​

We went for dinner last night, and I had a bit of lightly grilled fish, plain rice and spinach. Nothing greasy or unhealthy.​

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However, halfway through our (otherwise lovely and romantic) dinner, it felt like a huge ball of glass shards were doing somersault in my stomach and intestines.​

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We decided to not have coffee afterwards and went straight home, but halfway through the ride home, Marcel had to hurry and pull over, because I started vomiting.​

After that, the nausea and pain got worse, and I first suspected an acute ileus.​

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Later on, the pain somewhat subsided, but never went away completely.​

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Today, after trying to eat something by mouth again, the pain returned in full b*tch mode, resulting in Marcel driving me to A&E.​

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Luckily, nothing life-threatening is going on, but it's also unclear what IS...​

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I have to go back to the hospital tomorrow morning again for some more tests, so fingers crossed!​

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Until then, only tube feeding and morphine! ​

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#chronicallyill #chronicillness #gastroparesisfighter #gastroparesis #chronicpainwarrior #anotherflareday #chronicpain​

Anyway, Anna posted while I was on Instagram screencapping the munchie:

More like gym doesn't fit amirite?

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It's so insane to see the reality of having fucking Jon in the gym filming her, I am so embarrassed even watching this:

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[xivnuhranx]

Viking
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(^Please someone gif this^)

What is she even trying to do with that machine where she is squeezing the handles together? I don't use the machines at the gym and I don't think my current gym has this machine, but is this the one where you're in a T-pose and you bring your arms straight in front of you? I've never seen one where you squeeze the handles towards each other like this.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

It's like watching butter melt, all those surgeries to look like this.

 

[OttoWest]

It appears her underarm scars extend well down her sides (shows better in motion):

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Something weird is happening there.

 

[Bees]

In the interest of honest hate: brachioplasty scars are always gruesome. Hers are still relatively fresh, it can take years for a scar to fade. I’ve seen a lot of scars like this (para) professionally and they’re always wide and bumpy. You have wait and massage and keep supportive tape on them for ages just to get them to be less noticeable. frankly if your bingo wings can be contained by sleeves y’all should stay away from surgery. Anna’s ugly scars are funny because they reflect on her poor judgement and delusional vanity to get it done while she’s still super beast (autocorrect but I’m Leaving it)

More concerning is that red inflamed fluid accumulation on her outer bicep. That nigger is infected and it could kill her. Maybe it’ll just bust up and open through the skin and leave her with a major crater that has to heal open from the bottom. Maybe she’ll have to have an amputation. This bump is the supporting actor that may with this season Oscar.

 

[thejackal2]

What is she even trying to do with that machine where she is squeezing the handles together? I don't use the machines at the gym and I don't think my current gym has this machine, but is this the one where you're in a T-pose and you bring your arms straight in front of you? I've never seen one where you squeeze the handles towards each other like this.

It's to target specific elements of the upper chest specifically the pectoralis muscles near the shoulders. That she thinks it's doing much for her is laughable. It's usually just something you see people doing to supplement their chest workouts after hitting the bench press hard. Bench pressing is the ultimate fat person lift, even moreso than deadlifts, not surprised she's leaning into them. In the video she posted she clearly wasn't able to to 6 reps tho her arms failed after 3, she lies so much. A 3 rep 140lb bench is fucking brutal for someone 550lbs. Think of how low that is relative to her body weight. 25% or so.

 

[Jizzrag]

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Jesus Christ.

 

[head lamb]

She's really testing the waters on getting away with wearing less. After the recent stretched-out halter try-on, I figured she was looking to show more flesh. It's going to get worse.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Thank u Kiwifrends for your nice comments!!! I am proud to be using my expensive art degree to paint fat people.

Fantastic work, fren; if art circles online were capable of humor, it would be great to see a whole ring of Kiwi satirical cartoonists. You can't pretend Anna doesn't make for a fabulous caricature subject.

I repeat myself again and again, but for fuck's sake, the photos and videos Anna takes of herself and then willfully uploads to millions of people online, to be immortalized for as long as the technology shall persist, never cease to shock me. Even if she were a Hallmark honey with a billboard smile, voluminous locks and breasts that went so high as to seek godhood in the clouds of Mount Olympus, she always looks sweaty, fungal and upset. She's a walking advertisement against products, and her presentation is only made worse with her dry voice that wobbles and whines every syllable of a sentence.

God, those fucking pigtails. The only creatures that should ever wear pigtails are peachy-cheeked little girls and guinea pigs.

Spoiler: Who Wore It Better?

 

[Jizzrag]

She's really testing the waters on getting away with wearing less. After the recent stretched-out halter try-on, I figured she was looking to show more flesh. It's going to get worse.

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That’s filtered to hell and back and she still has a massive overhang of FAT “loose skin”.


From Reddit

 

[Poopfart]

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Jesus Christ.

I’m fucking crying lmao thanks for the new profile pic Anna

 

[OttoWest]

Main.
Did you know that braiding your hair leads to beachy, gorgeous waves? Someone with Anna’s face on their head tells us how!

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Oh do tell us Anna, how do you get that gorgeous head of hair?

Viking. More from the Mickey Mouse shoot that was originally posted back on October 21st.

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ETA lol great minds @Palmer Bangs

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Have another one!