🤮 Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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This always made me laugh
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Man things have gotten way worse for big T. I suspect she's about to have things get actually worse. Her haters (not us we are cherubs and don't poo touch) will start calling the stores she sits around at all day, with no money. Some stores are pretty ok with loitering/hobos etc. But they won't play well when they keep getting called.

She's going to be flat exposed to the elements and it's gonna be bad.

We all know she's a vile person and spiteful and hateful, also I think we all know part of her "bravado" is to try to "scare" people off. But at this point I think she's starting to not even know she's lying or her suing us all plan is not ... gonna work.

She's flat cracked. Her brother who lives in a Folgers can is the most stably homed member of the family.
 
Bassomatic dijo:
She's going to be flat exposed to the elements and it's gonna be bad.
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I don’t think I’ve seen or heard of a single person that was unsheltered homeless without being profoundly schizophrenic or addicted to drugs.

Most homeless people aren’t those you see sleeping on the sidewalk. They’re couch surfing, in temporary motels, cars, and shelters, like Toph was until recently. Those that are sleeping on cardboard on the street, unsheltered, are pretty much never remotely functional and they’re in a very small minority. It’s kind of impressive that someone can be so committed to being lazy that they’re willing to live under a bridge like an actual troll for it.

You’re right, it’s gonna get a whole lot worse. Marie probably won’t make it to the end of the decade, Papachu will probably just be locked up in an asylum. She has family members that will feed her and shelter her, provided she stops streaming and gets a job. I think the only thing that’ll make that happen is Marie dying. Without the constant validation, asspats, and whatever Neetbux Marie gets, she’ll have to face her own life head on.

But at that point, as others have said, who will hire her? She’ll be a smelly retard in her mid to late 30s without any work history in over a decade. It’s like trying to get Chris Chan hired. The number of employers who would hire her is not zero, but it’s close to it. She could probably work at a municipal dump or sort through Goodwill donations.
 
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I don’t think I’ve seen or heard of a single person that was unsheltered homeless without being profoundly schizophrenic or addicted to drugs.

Most homeless people aren’t those you see sleeping on the sidewalk. They’re couch surfing, in temporary motels, cars, and shelters, like Toph was until recently. Those that are sleeping on cardboard on the street, unsheltered, are pretty much never remotely functional and they’re in a very small minority. It’s kind of impressive that someone can be so committed to being lazy that they’re willing to live under a bridge like an actual troll for it.

You’re right, it’s gonna get a whole lot worse. Marie probably won’t make it to the end of the decade, Papachu will probably just be locked up in an asylum. She has family members that will feed her and shelter her, provided she stops streaming and gets a job. I think the only thing that’ll make that happen is Marie dying. Without the constant validation, asspats, and whatever Neetbux Marie gets, she’ll have to face her own life head on.

But at that point, as others have said, who will hire her? She’ll be a smelly retard in her mid to late 30s without any work history in over a decade. It’s like trying to get Chris Chan hired. The number of employers who would hire her is not zero, but it’s close to it. She could probably work at a municipal dump or sort through Goodwill donations.
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I mean, her brother dying didn't get her to change her ways, so I seriously doubt Marie dying will do the trick. Tophia is so delusional at this point, I don't even think she's willing to change for anyone or anything. With her online notoriety, any employer would be turned off immediately.....unless they're crazy enough to let her stream on the job. There's really no hope for Tophia at this point.
 
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I mean, her brother dying didn't get her to change her ways, so I seriously doubt Marie dying will do the trick. Tophia is so delusional at this point, I don't even think she's willing to change for anyone or anything. With her online notoriety, any employer would be turned off immediately.....unless they're crazy enough to let her stream on the job. There's really no hope for Tophia at this point.
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Marie passing (or being placed in a facility by APS) would probably be a good thing for Tophia. They’re obviously codependent, but only cos Tophia has no friends her own age. Being relieved from having to haul her black lung, melted cabbage patch doll retard mother from shelter to shelter, along with having a fresh crop of grief grift material, it would be just like the aftermath of Brotherchu’s death. Cry, grift, gofundme, post thirst traps, cry again, crash out, repeat.
 
Daddy's Little Shitbag dijo:
With her online notoriety, any employer would be turned off immediately.....unless they're crazy enough to let her stream on the job. There's really no hope for Tophia at this point.
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I don't disagree that she's a lost cause, but I also don't think it's completely impossible for her to get a job if she really wanted to. Sure, she's not going to get hired in the Finance department of your office. But they're not googling the names of minimum wage job candidates. There are employers who will take anyone. There are even organizations who specialize in finding busywork for the mentally disabled. If she wanted to, she could get a job.

The problem is that she's lazy, dirty, and stupid -- so she wouldn't be able to keep any job for very long. She'd wind up bouncing between one glass-sorting gig and another for the rest of her life.
 
I don’t eat out like that but I’d rather not have tophias behind the counter out of view in food. That’s gross. Please keep those away from food services. 🙏
 
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Marie passing (or being placed in a facility by APS) would probably be a good thing for Tophia. They’re obviously codependent, but only cos Tophia has no friends her own age. Being relieved from having to haul her black lung, melted cabbage patch doll retard mother from shelter to shelter, along with having a fresh crop of grief grift material, it would be just like the aftermath of Brotherchu’s death. Cry, grift, gofundme, post thirst traps, cry again, crash out, repeat.
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It absolutely would be. Who knows what she'd twist that story into? Granted, people would figure out the truth quickly because Tophia is a literal Neanderthal, but it'd be funny to see what she'd tell people is going on regarding something like that (ie: like when she told us Brotherchu's death certificate was "stolen" at the shelter. ) And because she has no friends her age, she has no alternative options.
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I don't disagree that she's a lost cause, but I also don't think it's completely impossible for her to get a job if she really wanted to. Sure, she's not going to get hired in the Finance department of your office. But they're not googling the names of minimum wage job candidates. There are employers who will take anyone. There are even organizations who specialize in finding busywork for the mentally disabled. If she wanted to, she could get a job.

The problem is that she's lazy, dirty, and stupid -- so she wouldn't be able to keep any job for very long. She'd wind up bouncing between one glass-sorting gig and another for the rest of her life.
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That's true, she absolutely could get a job through those organizations if she really wanted to. I don't see her doing it because:

•she's entitled as fuck

•she thinks working for a living like everyone else is beneath her (lol)

•"she's gonna make it big on TikTok any day now, guise!!!" (lmao)


She's running out of family to grift off of, and sources of stability pretty quickly, and has no one to blame but herself. It's only a matter of time before she gets the boot from every shelter in Albuquerque (if she hasn't already.) It also kinda makes me wonder how these places aren't in contact with each other regarding people like Tophia who abuse their systems and endanger others in the shelter with them. I know it's been brought up in the thread before, but the idea of escaping an abuser/pimp/whatever only to be found by them because some Tophupa has a compulsive need to livestream every moment of their hell-life heebies my jeebies.
 
POV: You are homeless for over 8 months now with your sickly old mother and winter is slowly coming in. You got 100 dollars, how will you spend it?
Tophiachu has the answer: buying popcorn buckets as a collectors item and she even scolds people selling some anniversary popcorn buckets overpriced. Mind you.
It seems this was posted on her instagram, does anyone check it regularly?
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Tophia also wants to dance, because her depression or something:
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Tophiachu has the answer: buying popcorn buckets as a colelctors item and she even scolds people selling some anniversary popcorn buckets overpriced. Mind you.
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I don't think I've seen someone so devoted to the consoom product mentality in my life. She legitimately has the priorities of a 10 year old given access to a credit card and an internet connection for the first time. God damn.
 
Somehow, it never occurred to me that Big Toph would have a thread here. Some of the freaks I follow on TikTok are only discussed on Reddit, which I avoid like AIDS, so I never looked. I’m SO GLAD I found this. I’ve been watching her since right around when they were being evicted from the apartment and I’ve been losing my mind ever since lol

Tophia is like a way more palatable version of Cyraxx in my mind. They are both on the same basic trajectory and pretty much have the same IQ but still, Tophia is somehow less gross (which is crazy for Cyraxx) and she’s also less depressing to me. She’s more funny in an accessible kind of way. Cyraxx’s frustrating and horrifying moments outweigh the goofy shit he does. Tophia’s goofy moments outweigh the frustrating and horrifying moments, at least in my opinion.

God bless OP. I will now be a regular.
 
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Some of the freaks I follow on TikTok are only discussed on Reddit, which I avoid like AIDS, so I never looked.
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A lot of the tiktok cows aren't very funny. Toph hasn't been funny in awhile and is just irritating at this point. I wish she'd beef with Leslie Clark again because watching Toph and a fat pedo with fungus growing out her armpits arguing about who was a better person and who was more attractive was hilarious.
 
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A lot of the tiktok cows aren't very funny
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Joshua Block/World of T-shirts and Daniel Larson come to mind. They're much more on the horror cow side of things, Daniel especially. Daniel is more than likely going to be locked in an asylum for the rest of his life and it's only a matter of time before Joshua gets shot for screaming at the wrong person. He's already gotten his shit rocked. It's a race to see if his alcoholism or antics get him killed first.

Both are egged on by irl and online dipshits. Joshua has been bouncing between various semi-retired pimps that support his lifestyle.
 
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