🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[I call shenanigans]

RE: Her hand tremors. I think this has been touched on briefly at some point, but, do you ever wonder if they might be caused by her copious caffeine consumption? I don't doubt she abuses alcohol, but maybe not to the point of DT tremors. We do, however, always see her with a Starbucks, Alani, or Mt Dew in hand... Just throwing that out there.

Hand tremors are also a sign of blood sugar swings. I’ve actually heard of events where people have collapsed in public and been ignored because passers by just thought they were drunk, when they were actually having a blood sugar crisis.

Edit: spelling

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Hand tremors are also a sign of blood sugar swings.

She pretends to have a laundry list of multiple rare diseases and genetic disorders that cause her to be fat for reasons entirely beyond her control. But metabolic syndrome is curiously not listed among her many maladies! I guess high blood pressure and insulin resistance are too common, uncool and unsexy for Her Vagesty. Medical Detective indeed.

 

[OttoWest]

Remember when I said mixing chemical coffee creamer with a processed protein shake was the fattest thing we’ve seen from Anna in a while?

0:09

She’s added gluten sensitivity to the bingo card. Funny that’s never stopped her before. Reminds of that time she took a 20 piece nugget to the salon to munch on while she got her hair did.

“Thick thighs save lives.”

0:05

But abdominal fat
Will render you flat
Upon the coroner’s table.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Total $1,447

Look 1 $200

Walmart No Boundaries Christmas Plush Jacket, Women's & Women's Plus $15
Old Navy Vintage Crew-Neck Oversized Crop T-Shirt $20
Walmart No Boundaries Christmas Plush Pants, 30'' Inseam, Women's, & Women's Plus $10
Birkenstock Boston Slip-On Clogs $155

Look 2 $98

Jolyn Moana Long Sleeve Cropped Rashguard $54
Jolyn Janna Bikini Bottom $44

Look 3 $545

Old Navy x Anna Sui Sleeveless Denim Mini Dress $70
Eloquii Shirred Sleeve Shirt Dress $130
Marena High Waist Girdle - Ankle Length $175
Woman Within The Emerald Tall Wide Calf Boot By Comfortview $170

Look 4 $779

WildFang Debbie Harry X Wildfang Long Sleeve Button Up $108
Cider Solid Elastic Waist Wide Leg Shorts Curve & Plus $23
Marena High Waist Girdle - Ankle Length $175
Min & Mon Silas Black Small Leather Crossbody Bag - All Over Eyes Embroidery $328
Naturalizer Nieves Lug Loafer $145

 

[Scrumption]

The fuck is that expression

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

What is so funny about her fucking chicken nuggets? That wheeze-laugh coupled with her gross scabby face and those godforsaken ugly-ass glasses - god, she is just VILE.

 

[thejackal2]

What is so funny about her fucking chicken nuggets? That wheeze-laugh coupled with her gross scabby face and those godforsaken ugly-ass glasses - god, she is just VILE.

One of the best parts about Anna as a cow imo is that she has financial luck most cows could only dream about and yet still chooses to exist like this for strangers. Like just fucking go away in serious rehab offline (failing that just go lay on some beach with her fatass) and live your "authentic best life".

Maybe even call dad one day? But nah. This is what someone with so many inherent advantages lives like. Everybody has tragedy in their life, not everybody chooses to become one.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

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The fuck is that expression

I've made this comparison before but it's time to bring it here again
Almost every damn time she posts a clip with her face in it she is doing a fucking soyjack impression

 

[head lamb]

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The fuck is that expression

A failed Duchenne smile... we've seen the mask slip enough to know it's forced and performative.

It reminds me of Kidz Bop Karen, in a way. Anna wants to convince people she's A DELIGHT, but she comes across as unhinged and hostile:

 

[Otterly]

She may be on meds

I always wonder about dosage. Many drugs are precisely dosed, like x mg/kg or similar. Most prescribed stuff is just a standard dose and I presume that’s calculated as for the average human with leeway. Most adults are in the 50kg-90kg sort of range I’d reckon, and even that is a big range. A small Asian woman of normal weight might be almost half what a big muscular guy might weigh.
. But what happens when the patient is five times average? Do drugs become less effective ? I know the classic example is the morning after pill which has a weight limit, but what else does?

 

[Bubbafat]

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

I think that's just because her movement vids are so tragically fascinating. Personally I don't think she gets much if any sexual attention. Her giant fetid toddler vibe is probably a total turn off even for most feeders and fetishists. You can see them going for the other gorls, but I can't picture huge galumphing middle aged virgin Anna lighting anyone's fire.

Feeders are absolutely into someone like Anna. It’s disgusting and evil but feeders love the idea of feeding someone until they can’t move. It’s very obvious Anna knows she has feeders as her audience. Go check out feeder content and you’ll see. It’s fucked up!

Fishtank’s Alex b is a feeder and his wife is as fat or fatter than Anna. His old X accounts had tons of women as big as Anna doing a lot of the same things she does on her videos (struggling, their clothes not fitting, eating etc).

 

[OttoWest]

Anna discovers Inception and I guess low rise pants?

I’d argue anything covering the navel can’t be considered low rise.

Room notes: there’s a 96 piece box of plastic forks on the counter next to what looks to be a bag of take-out (in those round foil pie containers). Imagine being too lazy to wash a fucking fork.

That waist is very different than the levitating lipids lava lamp we saw in the dancing vid two days ago:

 

[Poopfart]

Anna discovers Inception and I guess low rise pants?
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I’d argue anything covering the navel can’t be considered low rise.

Room notes: there’s a 96 piece box of plastic forks on the counter next to what looks to be a bag of take-out (in those round foil pie containers). Imagine being too lazy to wash a fucking fork.

That waist is very different than the levitating lipids lava lamp we saw in the dancing vid two days ago:
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Look at how filthy the floor is.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Look at how filthy the floor is.

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And she's barefoot

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Some notes:

1. The boots may technically go on, but they look awful. The pattern on the back half emphasizes how gigantic her calves are, and it's a bad look.
2. That's not remotely "French girl," cool or otherwise.
3. That's not big hair. That's flat, sad, greasy hair.
4. That dress is way, way too short. Her ass cheeks are hanging out. That makes it too short, no matter who you are or how much you weigh.
5. I have no idea why she's wearing a gigantic shirt that hangs below the hem of the dress, but that was not a good choice.
6. That clunky Apple Watch is a bad choice with this outfit (but it often is).
7. As a reminder, she's wearing crotchless compression with this far-too-short dress.

She's crashing out (again).

 

[Potatis Salad]

Anna discovers Inception and I guess low rise pants?
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I’d argue anything covering the navel can’t be considered low rise.

Room notes: there’s a 96 piece box of plastic forks on the counter next to what looks to be a bag of take-out (in those round foil pie containers). Imagine being too lazy to wash a fucking fork.

That waist is very different than the levitating lipids lava lamp we saw in the dancing vid two days ago:
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"I'm actually feeling so ready for it. I actually had an idea to do an idea inside of idea."

wut

 

[Chococat3012]

The speddy dance she does whenever she “accomplishes” something makes me cringe harder than a lot of other things she does. And what the hell is with the neck scarf?

Yesss, even watching this gives me anxiety, she started doing this in her strongwoman arc. It's like some kind of Tourett's syndrome or other uncontrollable neurological condition, I can imagine her hitting someone or destroying sth during one of thise outbursts. And Data as an anxious dog must be terrified.

 

[head lamb]

Room notes: there’s a 96 piece box of plastic forks on the counter next to what looks to be a bag of take-out (in those round foil pie containers). Imagine being too lazy to wash a fucking fork.

Anna, our landfill queen.

Anyone who uses plastic utensils and paper plates on the daily is a slob.

eta: lowrise? you mean wearing pants at actual waist level instead of hiked up to her teats?

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

So with alcoholics, they have phases, her crash out is going to be incredible. Anna, I confess, is a real slow burn co,w but I think her crash out is going to be exceptional. I think it is going to be when sponsors start to go dry. This is already happening with companies like Starbucks, which are in massive financial issues currently. So when it all goes to head, it's going to be great. I don't think John is long for this world either. I can see him leaving soon.

I am ngl I would love to go over her spending, it must be insane.