Line Of The Day

[LD 3187]

 

[OtterParty]

you know what would really make phil depressed?

if you faggots stopped giving him attention

 

[sparklemilhouse]

KatsuKitty: did Discover break barb's knees yet

 

[HG 400]

Ronald Raygun: I want to set the record straight. I do not have a birthing/egg laying fetish. I have a scat fetish.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Ronald Raygun: I want to set the record straight. I do not have a birthing/egg laying fetish. I have a scat fetish.

@Drawets Rednaxela

 

[Watcher]

KatsuKitty: my house is covered in plushies
Null: @KatsuKitty, fag
Null: When /cow/ tries to say KatsuKitty and I fuck, all I can think about is how much his mannerisms would piss me off.
Null: Fucking plushies all over my fucking house
KatsuKitty: but i want my plushies all over the house

 

[Tranhuviya]

 

[LD 3187]

 

[Trombonista]

How am I learning about this from Kiwi fucking Farms?

Lolcows Line of the Day:

I've been waiting for over a year for Brad to tell me how he's going to stop Galactus.

 

[Watcher]

FramerGirl420: I have a mystery that needs solving
FramerGirl420: My butt is sore and idk why
King n Yellow: @FramerGirl420, Did you try turning it on and off?

 

[Cuck Norris]

CatParty:

Batman VS Tony Danza: WHO IS HOLDING A CAMERA? IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SPOUSE
Null: @Batman VS Tony Danza, the therapist

 

[Trombonista]

Nobody wants sex work with little creepy crawlies running in and out of your crusty underwear Phil.

 

[Trombonista]

Whether surrounded by friends or foes, my only job in an elevator is to cut a silent fart.

 

[Watcher]

Rolfe DeWolfe: My therapist basically described it as being very passionate about my interests
KatsuKitty: you should channel that into a career path
KatsuKitty: my autistic obsession was programming
KatsuKitty: i do that for a living
Tismo: how do you channel suicidal thoughts into a career?

Tismo: On the topics of usernames, what do you folks think is the worst username in this site?
Watcher: @Tismo, @Tismo
outlook1: @Tismo, tismo
Rolfe DeWolfe: @Tismo, Yours

Null: @KatsuKitty, you're dumb

 

[lolwut]

Rolfe DeWolfe: @Tismo, having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Null: my mom used to call me Joshua Moonpie when I was a kid

 

[Squealer]

1. KatsuKitty: "the ice cream man raped my ten year old arse the end"

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

True words of wisdom

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

Tismo: fucking slatons so fat their weight translates into filesize

1. Cuck Norris: @Flowers For Sonichu,
2. Rolfe DeWolfe: @Flowers For Sonichu,

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

1. Rolfe DeWolfe: I ate a chunk of cat litter and cat piss when I was like 2
2. Cuck Norris: