Line Of The Day

[Watcher]

lol what a thirsty faggot

Valiant: I'll fuck if given

My love quest is finally over

 

[EI 903]

Spite and settling are the foundations that most lasting relationships are built upon.

 

[DuskEngine]

1. Dynastia: Dusk Engine ; Patel Singh, 338 Rajapootipuhlijah Road, Mumbai, shits on designated shitting street #122
2. Dynastia: works at the Microsoft Call Center desk #1078

mods pls help i am being cyberbowled

 

[Cuck Norris]

1. Dynastia: Dusk Engine ; Patel Singh, 338 Rajapootipuhlijah Road, Mumbai, shits on designated shitting street #122
2. Dynastia: works at the Microsoft Call Center desk #1078

mods pls help i am being cyberbowled

Everyone knows your real name is Vindaloo Currymuncher. Odd to see Dyn get dox wrong.

 

[Watcher]

Squealer: Everyone has some kink
Squealer: I'm smart enough to trust this chat
Squealer: I'm into blue midget bondage
GG Allin: I'm into isis porn

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

WHAT ARE YOU HIDIng

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Ver archivo adjunto 78279

WHAT ARE YOU HIDIng

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-550-png.78277/

 

[AnOminous]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-550-png.78277/

moot-tier pronk!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

WE ARE ALL BRIANNA WU

 

[Aquinas]

Die null

 

[Watcher]

Null: 100% gas the jews, 100% seriously

KatsuKitty: @Rolfe DeWolfe, sicker than your average nigger killer
KatsuKitty: twisting niggers heads off

Pandas Galore: Kill all women

 

[Organic Fapcup]

1. Null: RAPE MODS
2. A moment ago
   Null: FOR EVERY GAME
3. Null: RAPE THE CHILDREN FROM THE MINES IN FALLOUT 3, RAPE EVERYTHING IN SKYRIM, RAPE
   

 

[sparklemilhouse]

@LegoTugboat reads cujo

 

[Watcher]

bearycool: I got an A and a B on my finals
The Knife's Husbando: @bearycool, nice. Keep up the good work. Whatare ya majoring in?
yawning sneasel: getting fucked in the ass

 

[José Mourinho]

https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: Kiwi Farms is fake and ghey.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: I just realized how many of you guys are fucking losers.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: I'm not your lolcow. Your MY lolcows.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: I'm laughing my ass off at all of you.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: @Valiant, the FBI should be knocking on your door soon.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngConnor Bible: Joshua Moon, I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future.

 

[Trombonista]

I think my favorite part about this is that it sends the message that being a snarky hipster fuck in the real world has consequences.

And now the Lolcows line of the day:

KIA alternates between being more Autistic than Chris and horrifyingly spot-on.

Pretty good synopsis of Gamergate as a whole, now that I stop and think about it

 

[DZ 305]

From the Real Dolls documentary we watched on movie night

"I've had sex with a couple of dolls"

 

[Watcher]

Ronald Raygun: i am not gay

Pepsi: Think about it, Hulk Hogan just took on one of the most hipster liberal news sources out there and burned them HARD, how is he not the most American individual out there?
Pepsi: Oh, and he hates niggers
Pepsi: that's super American
Null: a real american

 

[Pandas Galore]

Lasoona: i know full well that it is wrong to bite children and have not done so for a very long time

 

[Watcher]

KatsuKitty: If you make a grammar error, you are considered a nigger