25/03/2016 Homeless Phil complaining about homeless people

Honestly if I was homeless, I'd probably beat Phil to unconsciousness. Not out of autistic rage, but because he has a shit ton of namebrand shit that I could then sell for food money, money to get a shitty apartment, or even just a shit ton of drugs. He has a lot of shit that could be fenced after all.

This is probably one of the reasons why this stupid pigman doesn't like to hang out in genuinely poor areas. The other is he's an entitled white boy that's scared of the coloureds.
 
Honestly if I was homeless, I'd probably beat Phil to unconsciousness. Not out of autistic rage, but because he has a shit ton of namebrand shit that I could then sell for food money, money to get a shitty apartment, or even just a shit ton of drugs. He has a lot of shit that could be fenced after all.

They probably know what day tard bucks day is, too.
 
So a fellow homeless person says "hey" to Phil and he thinks that deserves payment?
How is a homeless person suppose to read Phil's status? And how many of Phil's friends of facebook are homeless (because that's the only way someone is seeing it). And not only would they have to have been a facebook friend homeless person; they would have had to have seen that status within the 40 seconds between Phil writing it and turning his facebook off.

I'm chalking this status up to a butthurt Phil had someone talk to him that didn't want to fuck or provide Phil with lodging...so he's ranting on facebook so that his asspatters can provide him with love..which they can't do because Phil keeps deactivating his facebook.
 
So a fellow homeless person says "hey" to Phil and he thinks that deserves payment?
How is a homeless person suppose to read Phil's status? And how many of Phil's friends of facebook are homeless (because that's the only way someone is seeing it). And not only would they have to have been a facebook friend homeless person; they would have had to have seen that status within the 40 seconds between Phil writing it and turning his facebook off.

I'm chalking this status up to a butthurt Phil had someone talk to him that didn't want to fuck or provide Phil with lodging...so he's ranting on facebook so that his asspatters can provide him with love..which they can't do because Phil keeps deactivating his facebook.
I see it more as he's fucking pissed he has no one in real life to turn to so he's pretending he's above others now instead.
 
How about a quick old-style orchidectomy in lieu of payment?

I'm chalking this status up to a butthurt Phil had someone talk to him that didn't want to fuck or provide Phil with lodging...so he's ranting on facebook so that his asspatters can provide him with love..which they can't do because Phil keeps deactivating his facebook.
At least Phil didn't accuse that person of rape, so an improvement I guess?
 
"Dumpstering food and sex work."
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I see it more as he's fucking pissed he has no one in real life to turn to so he's pretending he's above others now instead.
I bet a genuine homeless man tried to be friendly but autistic Phil, like his unrequited love Chris-chan, only wants to talk to pretty ladies who are easy on the eyes.
 
I'm pretty sure dumpster food comes labelled with caloric contents.

Actually, if you work at a supermarket (like, say, the deli department) food that gets thrown away DOES have nutrition labels on it, as well as usually the fact that it past its sell-by date.

Honestly if I was homeless, I'd probably beat Phil to unconsciousness. Not out of autistic rage, but because he has a shit ton of namebrand shit that I could then sell for food money, money to get a shitty apartment, or even just a shit ton of drugs. He has a lot of shit that could be fenced after all.

This is probably one of the reasons why this stupid pigman doesn't like to hang out in genuinely poor areas. The other is he's an entitled white boy that's scared of the coloureds.

Some comment a while back in his "KIWIS DIE IN L.A." phase mentioned something along in the wrong neighborhoods in L.A., Phil would probably get mugged for his shoes alone.
 
It sounds like some rando said to him 'hey man, got a cig/dollar' and on his way to the library to complain he invented this whole my time is so important business

I'm honestly a little surprised he didn't add. "Oh yea and he totes raped me because I'm so attractive that men are driven mad from lust at the sight of me!"
 
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