25/03/2016 Homeless Phil complaining about homeless people

Ah the ol Sex Worker lie. The last time he pulled that one out of his bag of tricks was last summer.

Back then he bragged about how a sexy Latina lesbian hired him and gave him his "first consensual orgasm" in years.

Needless to say no one believed it and he dropped the lie pretty quickly.
 
I feel bad for the poor sap who thinks he's getting a Latina ladyboy and instead gets Phil.

But now I can't stop thinking about Phil posing for one of those whore "trading cards" that solicitors on the street hand out in Vegas.
 
Reminder of what happened last time he got into "sex work":

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Ah well, at least he'll get another shower out of it.
 
I've never heard of someone eating from a dumpster being on a diet. Normally their main concern is that they're eating from a dumpster.

Also I imagine it's difficult to record your calorie intake when you're eating trash.

 
niggers dijo:
real talk, I know exactly what's going down

I was homeless for a bit, and if there's one thing I learned, being young+homeless doesn't give you street cred. It makes you an easy mark. Phils no spring chicken, but he's fat and crust punk enough to come off as "white suburbanite homeless for the edgy". Actual homeless people swindle these chumps outta change and cigarettes appealing to a false sense of homeless camaraderie. That means some leatherfaced old bastard was probably trying to flag adf down and con him. The correct response is straight up saying fuck off. Phil, being a coward, looks at his shoes and waddles away, then plays it off as being too busy or some stupid shit about race.

tl;dr Phil is a big pussy
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Mostly true. Some of the homeless people can be scary and Phil is posting shit like this because he's scared.

Unfortunately, he isn't scared enough to do anything to avoid homelessness.
 
I have no words. Nothing funny, anyway.

Once upon a time I worked face to face with the homeless. Friend of mine worked at local shelters, double shifts and no time for bullshit. The memories of the people you meet stay with you, and it's gut wrenching to see them again worse off than before. Some are assholes, some are crazy, some just got shanked by life, but until today I had never seen anyone be Hipster Homeless. Did he seriously just 2cool4u real homeless people? Did he seriously just use SJW bullshit to "call out" the most abused and reviled and vulnerable people in the country? He's a middle class whiteboi there by choice, out of laziness and 'tism and screwed up ideas of social justice fashion, wearing a small fortune in vanity purchases. He's a goddamn "Derelicte" model from Zoolander. People low on Gabapentin and Hydroxizine ain't got time for his pronouns; he'd better be paying more attention to who's taking RTIs and PIs than skin color if he's really a "sex worker".
Phil is entertainingly disgusting and amusingly despicable any day, but today he touched a nerve.
 
Psycho dijo:
Mostly true. Some of the homeless people can be scary and Phil is posting shit like this because he's scared.

Unfortunately, he isn't scared enough to do anything to avoid homelessness.
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I'm still convinced Phil is playing up his homelessness for social justice points and stays in motels the majority of the time.
 
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