😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%

  • Total de votantes
    1,238
Sooooo, @Brad Watson_Miami , now that you are here....you can answer my challenge.

I have repeatedly asked you to use your system to predict something provable; and you have repeatedly failed to do so. Ergo, it is the mathematical equivalent of homeopathy or horoscopes: Something that has been repeatedly proven to be untrue but which still has yet to be abandoned.
So, I'm going to ask you once again: Predict something provable using your hypothesis, or begin repairs on your hypothesis until it CAN predict something provable.
  • and, No, quoting that somebody on TV said "Seven" yesterday doesn't qualify because it isn't relevant and it isn't a prediction, because you didn't tell us about it BEFORE the event.
  • and, No, more fairy stories about perfectly 7_4 compliant planets* we can't even perceive don't qualify because that doesn't satisfy the "provable" clause of the challenge.
Even better, build a working, functional prototype of a useful technological innovation that uses your hypothesis as its basis, then you will have proven us all wrong.​

Here's your chance to prove us all wrong.
Lets start with something small: Tell us what the Powerball # for Wednesday, March 23rd will be. You don't need to give us all the numbers, just the Powerball. C'mon, theres a 1 in 53 chance you'll get it right by accident, lets see if your number magic can even achieve this humble goal.

74 is not a valid Powerball number so the theory can't predict it. It can only predict that the number 74 sometimes appears.
 
@SCRuler/anonymous coward,

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 3/21/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent... any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
oooh spooky. u wanna 1v1 me

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,

Sorry I didn't respond to you earlier. Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven GOD and God-incarnate/Christ. Your decision to not read the Bible doesn't make any sense, but you now have a poor excuse for not doing your homework. The GOOD news is that you can repent.
how can you be both jesus and Einstein reincarnated? Is it like in starcraft, when two templar merge to become an archon?
Makes about as much sense.
where's your proof?
 
@Vorhtbame/anonymous coward,

You're insulting me - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - over-and-over again, yet claim to be a Christian. GOD tells me it's time to block you for your own GOOD.
Congrats. You blocked one of the people most interested in hearing your warped theology. Vorhtbame patiently dismantled your arguments, and this is what you do? Jesus was patient when explaining his teachings and thoughts, as were Einstein, Fibonacci, Galileo, Franklin, Lincoln, and every other famous person you claim to be. You should read her final post, which I will helpfully copy for you below..


"GOD" is his special word for "my hurted feewings", it seems. How convenient.

I'm not worried about this guy, because I know he's not Jesus come again. See, Jesus explained purposes. He put things in terms people could understand if they wanted to. In fact, He loathed and repudiated the people who got esoteric about the faith, and called out those who tried to make it a lawyers' game. He knew Scripture because, being God, He wrote it, and had that famous battle of words with Satan in which He relied wholly on Scripture.

And most importantly, He died to pay a price none of us could. He loves, because He is love.

Those who claim to be Him very quickly out themselves as frauds, because their self-importance prevents them from loving anyone but themselves--like Richard here.

Since he has me blocked now, I'm out, but if I can be of any service to you here, just tag me!
 
By their fruit ye shall know them.

People that Brad claims to be:

Pythagoras. Mathematics
Jesus. God and Savior of mankind.
Lincoln. Saved the Union.
Einstein. Physics.
Brad. Misspells Genesis and arrest record.


Hmmm.
 
That's an awfully nice profile picture you've got there @Brad Watson_Miami . It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.

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If Brad isn't just a repeat offender who refuses to teach (something Jesus would happily do by the by), then why can't I get a seven meats pizza to go with my four cheese pizza? I only count 5 meats at best from local joints, so by my logic 5 and 4 is the holy combo. Why?

Because 5 +4 = 9.

9 is divisible by three and gets three.

Therefore I get the Trinity as well as one of the factors needed to get the Twelve Tribes of Israel or the Twelve Apostles, made better by multiplying it with 4, one of the two holy numbers. It also so happens I can use the other three to count Noah's three sons, who are the world's ancestors as well.

I therefore proclaim myself Magic Number Mani.
 
GOD=7_4 program/algorithm examples...

Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, the ancients' '7 Seas' & 4 oceans. ~74% of Earth's surface is water: 71% oceans & seas + freshwater lakes, rivers, ice caps, glaciers, year-round snow cover, swamps, etc.

The ancients observed 7 moving objects - the 7 Classical Planets - in the heavens with the naked eye and 4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus does)/4 can't be seen in the daytime (Venus can be). The moon's 4 phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year. Mars returns to the same point against the stars and in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years. Orion is 7 stars with 4 making up his shoulders & feet (three stars in Orion's Belt). The Big Dipper is 7 stars with 4 in its bowl. It points towards the Little Dipper, again 7 stars with 4 in its bowl.

Totality of a solar eclipse can not last longer than 7 minutes 40 seconds.

~74% of the human brain, heart, muscles, newborns, chicken eggs and living trees are water. Human pregnancies are 40 weeks: 7x40 days.

~74% of the elemental mass of this universe, our sun, Jupiter's atmosphere is hydrogen.

~74% of everything in this universe is not dark matter (~69% dark energy + ~5% ordinary matter).

#7 is the 4th prime number. 4 is in the middle of 7; 4 is the majority of 7. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28: a perfect number and 7x4.

Noah's Ark & the Courtyard of the Ark of the Covenant were fifty cubits or 74 feet wide if one cubit = 17.76 inches. 7/4/1776 was a Masonic Code.

energy=74=E5+N14+E5+R18+G7+Y25
cubits=74=C3+U21+B2+I9+T20+S19
Masonic=74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3

Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B=2...Z=26 produces...

GOD=7_4
religion=74=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O+N14
Jewish=74=J10+E5+W23+I9+S19+H8
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Muhammad=74=M13+U21+H8+A1+M13+M13+A1+D4

See http://GOD704.wikia.com .

@Vorhtbame,

I've 'unignored you' and you're welcome back. But if you continue your contempt-of-court, you will be "judged according74 to your actions" - Revelation 20:12-13, 22:12
 
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Nice effort, Brad. But you're going to have to do better than that to pull up your grade. Points for not picking on the other students anymore, however.
 
Christian=101=3+8+18+9+19+20+9+1+14
Islam=54=9+19+12+1+13
Schizophrenia=151=19+3+8+9+26+15+16+8+18+5+14+9+1
 
Actual science dijo:
The standard model of cosmology indicates that the total mass–energy of the universe contains 4.9% ordinary matter, 26.8% dark matter and 68.3% dark energy. Thus, dark matter constitutes 84.5% of total mass, while dark energy plus dark matter constitute 95.1% of total mass–energy content. Source: Planck 2015 collaborative study

Science for reals dijo:
The Earth is a watery place. But just how much water exists on, in, and above our planet? About 71 percent of the Earth's surface is water-covered, and the oceans hold about 96.5 percent of all Earth's water. Source: U.S. Geological Survey

Science again! dijo:
The simple, basic gas, a prime ingredient on the sun, accounts for 90 percent of [Jupiter's] atmosphere. Nearly 10 percent is composed of helium. - See more at: http://www.space.com/18385-jupiter-atmosphere.html#sthash.IEP4C7we.dpuf

NASA dijo:
The Sun is mostly hydrogen (90%), and helium (9%). Everything else is only 1% of the Sun.

And that's just the hard assertions. The softer ones, such as "cannot exceed", are obviously flimflam hedging.

There are a lot of nines there, now that I look at it. I'm starting to think @Adamska is on to something...
 
Notice how the GOD=7_4 Code shows up in the 10 Commandments. The 4th Commandment is "Keep the 7th day holy". Also, the 7th Commandment is "Thou shalt not commit adultery" which in ancient times, would affect two couples ultimately: 4 people.

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Notice how the GOD=7_4 Code shows up in the 10 Commandments. The 4th Commandment is "Keep the 7th day holy". Also, the 7th Commandment is "Thou shalt not commit adultery" which in ancient times, would affect two couples ultimately: 4 people.

I. Actually, Brad, different denominations number the commandments differently. Catholics, Jews, and Lutherans have their own numbering system, distinct from other Christian denominations.

II. In ancient times, there was no reason sex had to only involve a "couple" of people. Between fertility rites and concubines, not to mention plain old orgies, adultery was the Facebook of the ancient world.
 
@Vorhtbame,

Wrong. We've discussed this ad nauseam in this thread. Do some more research. Saltwater oceans and seas cover ~71% of the planet's surface. Another ~2.5% is covered by freshwater lakes, rivers, canals, swamps, year-round snow, glaciers, ice caps, swimming pools, hot tubs, bath tubs, and bird baths. Therefore...

~74% of Earth's surface is water
 
Adultery can easily involve numbers other than 4. Adultery with a non married partner. Children can most definitley be affected by adultery committed by a parent. The 4 doesn't mean anything.

@Vorhtbame,

Wrong. We've discussed this ad nauseam in this thread. Do some more research. Saltwater oceans and seas cover ~71% of the planet's surface. Another ~2.5% is covered by freshwater lakes, rivers, canals, swamps, year-round snow, glaciers, ice caps, swimming pools, hot tubs, bath tubs, and bird baths. Therefore...

~74% of Earth's surface is water


http://water.usgs.gov/edu/earthhowmuch.html

I trust USGS over you Brad.
 
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