😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%
  • Total de votantes
    1,238
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Brad Watson_Miami dijo:
@Vorhtbame/anonymous coward,

You're insulting me - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - over-and-over again, yet claim to be a Christian. GOD tells me it's time to block you for your own GOOD.
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"GOD" is his special word for "my hurted feewings", it seems. How convenient.

I'm not worried about this guy, because I know he's not Jesus come again. See, Jesus explained purposes. He put things in terms people could understand if they wanted to. In fact, He loathed and repudiated the people who got esoteric about the faith, and called out those who tried to make it a lawyers' game. He knew Scripture because, being God, He wrote it, and had that famous battle of words with Satan in which He relied wholly on Scripture.

And most importantly, He died to pay a price none of us could. He loves, because He is love.

Those who claim to be Him very quickly out themselves as frauds, because their self-importance prevents them from loving anyone but themselves--like Richard here.

Since he has me blocked now, I'm out, but if I can be of any service to you here, just tag me!
 
@SCRuler/anonymous coward,

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 3/21/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent... any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
Brad is unaccustomed to such a polite and scholarly forum such as the Kiwi Farms. Perhaps we need to show him how ladies and gentlemen conduct themselves in a salon of academic exchange and theological review?
 
KingGeedorah dijo:
Brad how's the jazz band going? I always try to ask.
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I haven't been playing any jazz lately, but I've been drumming with a community chorus and at church every Sunday. We had a very special Palm Sunday service/concert yesterday where I played timpani and drumset - always a cool combination!
 
Brad Watson_Miami dijo:
@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,

It sounds like you just need to read and study the Bible more. We all need to. Of course, we also need to read and study math & science, history, language, music, etc. more.
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Why it took you that long to respond to me and why you responded to me out of EVERYONE is pretty hilarious, but as I'm agnostic now, I can safely say I don't need to study the bible anymore.
 
@Fallensaint/anonymous coward,

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime after his lashing and crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD. See http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,

Sorry I didn't respond to you earlier. Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven GOD and God-incarnate/Christ. Your decision to not read the Bible doesn't make any sense, but you now have a poor excuse for not doing your homework. The GOOD news is that you can repent.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami dijo:
@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,

Sorry I didn't respond to you earlier. Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven GOD and God-incarnate/Christ. Your decision to not read the Bible doesn't make any sense, but you now have a poor excuse for not doing your homework. The GOOD news is that you can repent.
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Why is God gay?
 
Sooooo, @Brad Watson_Miami , now that you are here....you can answer my challenge.

I have repeatedly asked you to use your system to predict something provable; and you have repeatedly failed to do so. Ergo, it is the mathematical equivalent of homeopathy or horoscopes: Something that has been repeatedly proven to be untrue but which still has yet to be abandoned.
So, I'm going to ask you once again: Predict something provable using your hypothesis, or begin repairs on your hypothesis until it CAN predict something provable.
  • and, No, quoting that somebody on TV said "Seven" yesterday doesn't qualify because it isn't relevant and it isn't a prediction, because you didn't tell us about it BEFORE the event.
  • and, No, more fairy stories about perfectly 7_4 compliant planets* we can't even perceive don't qualify because that doesn't satisfy the "provable" clause of the challenge.
Even better, build a working, functional prototype of a useful technological innovation that uses your hypothesis as its basis, then you will have proven us all wrong.​

Here's your chance to prove us all wrong.
Lets start with something small: Tell us what the Powerball # for Wednesday, March 23rd will be. You don't need to give us all the numbers, just the Powerball. C'mon, theres a 1 in 53 chance you'll get it right by accident, lets see if your number magic can even achieve this humble goal.
 
BlueArmedDevil dijo:
Wait, it took him 30 years to die on the cross or he was already dead for 30 years prior to getting nailed onto to it? AD means after death right?
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AD means Anno Domini, which roughly means 'in the year of our Lord'. Dates back to Jesus' birth for its year 0.

Also @Brad Watson_Miami is a loon and I enjoy reading this thread and the entertainment he brings to it.
 
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