Line Of The Day

[Cold Root Beer]

Do they have people obsessed with Piss and Cum
Don't bother to answer. I won't see it

 

[Trombonista]

Your birth certificate should have been an apology from the factory that manufactured the faulty condom your mother used.

 

[yasscat]

ty based twirls

 

[Trombonista]

As a guitarist, that's the most embarrassing thing I think I've ever heard and I browse the schizo music threads

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My desire to have big muscles and be able lift heavy things is actually not linked to my hatred of the negro.

 

[Trombonista]

200,000 Red Army soldiers died in the opening few days of the Battle of Stalingrad because their tactic was just to, uh, slow down the German advance by making them climb over their corpses. It worked though.

Russia just does not give a shit.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It amazes me how social media has warped our minds in such a way where people will create made up conflicts between social groups and actually believe that certain subgroups in minorities are the underdogs.

 

[Trombonista]

Juice weirdos like to tell you raw cabbage juice is "surprisingly mild" and "actually tastes much better than you'd expect." They are either lying outright or have abused their tastebuds to the point they no longer perceive flavors like a normal person.

In real life, cabbage juice tastes like farts in a jar.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How is being anti grooming pedophile faggots not in your economic interest? Should we just start selling orphans to faggots to boost local economies?

 

[Trombonista]

I'm just not sure cancer deserves her.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Dude you're supposed to make other people mad, not to get mad yourself.

 

[Trombonista]

Eating nuggets while getting your hair done is an entirely new level of fat.

 

[Trombonista]

The terms of the settlement remain private
Bam will spill the beans on the settlement the moment he finds a camera

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Detransitioning is a hoax so this article is misgendering him even though he's gone back to identifying as what he was born as. Truly Schrodinger's gender!

 

[Trombonista]

Sometimes I try to be decent about the cows and pray for them.

A door slammed out of nowhere when I was praying about Kelly Lenza. Pretty sure God is done with her.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Jesus Christ, that is one ugly dude. I've never even heard of this guy, and I want to punch him in the face a few times.

 

[Trombonista]

These pockets of genetic disasters are the end result of anti-abortion policies and stigma. I know there's at least some people with the "great replacement" theory in mind when these laws get passed, but in reality these people should be replaced, this is inferior genetics in every way.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't really give a shit. I wasn't put on this planet to breed.

You don't fucking say.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I have been called a nigger about 20 times this week and somebody played hitler clips on Voicechat-

 

[Trombonista]

One could absolutely do this. The actual characters themselves are public domain, and parody/fair use would allow one to make The Wogglebug and Frogman Read to a Retarded Child Named Sylvie at an Orphanage, Then Go Home and Have Hot Raunchy Buttsex, and Cherie wouldn't be able to do anything about it.