Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you don’t personally tell your kid to make fun of black people on the internet and to spam nigger on social media for a sweet counter balance, then you are really a bad parent.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm anticipating the birth of this flipper babby more than either of the biological parents. I want to see it. I HAVE to see it. I need to see the flipper baby with no kidneys.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's merely pathetic when people try to pretend they're proud of being called cucks and simps and attempt to 'reclaim' the terms. This is completely deranged lol

 

[Trombonista]

I believe Tess would eagerly eat basically anything if you smeared peanut butter or frosting on it.

 

[Trombonista]

I hate when null is one hundred percent right because then I can’t even sneed and say you’re wrong and @ him like a sperg without feeling like a garbage human.

 

[Cats]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Women like this make me hate being a woman. How fucking stupid can this bitch be?

 

[Trombonista]

Some people mistake being able to say nigger here with carte blanche to be a retard.

 

[Big Nasty]

It's good to see the threads derailed into Discord butt rape and Hitler, never change gentlemen!

 

[Trombonista]

I thought the reason you shouldn’t have gender reveal parties is because people can’t hold them without accidentally blowing shit up.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Spoiler: more context

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

FATS ARE HEALTHY
OBESITY IS A MYTH
HAES

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Minneapolis is so retarded.

 

[Burd Turglar]

"My client, Mr. Red Power Ranger was under the control of Rita Repulsa, your honor"

 

[Trombonista]

White trash love rent a center. If you want outdated furniture with cigarette burn marks, it's the place to go. And if you're lucky, you might find a crack rock under the cushions.

 

[Trombonista]

You'll have to forgive my A&N brothers, they're what the cultured call "tsundere".

 

[Trombonista]

You cannot pay me to successfully write something this autistic. My hat tips off to you fine sir.

 

[Trombonista]

holy shit, even journos don't bludgeon the Kiwi Farms as hard as Twitch does in describing YandereSimulator. lmfao

Deathfats Line of the Day:

I admit rolling my eyes over a clown with big titties catching me up on Tam-Tam news, but now I only want a clown with big titties catching me up on Tam-Tam news.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I HATE NIGGERS.

Except the girl niggers.

Those are even worse. And I'm speaking as a nigger myself.

 

[Trombonista]

That's because the author is a biologist and a Catholic priest. Yes they exist. Yes they are heckin valid.