Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

Always see the dick.
Then just add as many other users to the DM as possible for maximum lulz.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who writes an email in Times New Roman?

 

[Trombonista]

Ever since the vaccines started being distributed, the CDC, WHO, and other health organizations have done everything in their power to encourage people to get vaccinated. It didn't work, because for some people, if an authority figure asks them to do something, they do the opposite because they're free thinkers who don't want to be controlled like the rest of the sheeple. That's why the unvaccinated have been the target of so much ire. They have the mentality of a selfish child, they refuse to take a simple action to help themselves and their communities because "I don't wanna".

 

[Trombonista]

FFS there is NOTHING you have to say that is worth triple posting ever.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Did you know that there's village in Colombia where donkey fucking is a rite of passage for the men and the women are happy they do it? https://youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I look forward to the day the president is impeached for, I quote, "being a massive faggot."

 

[Haramburger]

That’s strange... I don’t remember telling you that it was okay to go against my narrative.

 

[Trombonista]

Remember when these exact same fags were screaming that Obamacare was going to create death panels for the elderly? Now they're all "Let Grandma and Grandpa die, I will NOT wear a mask to Applebees for $1 margaritas"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I mean they're not exactly wrong. Anyone can win an election if 500,000 ballots are found for them at 3 am in every swing state.

I could decapitate a ten year old girl and fuck her corpse on live television and win a presidential election if enough ballots were printed for me.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine the horror of switching back and forth between this thread and Kelly Lenza and now you know my morning.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Ah the missing "clit" raises its head.

 

[Trombonista]

This is your reminder that Tamtam Slaton survived COVID.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

"Basedshaman put this in your bitch ass stream you fucking coward" - cyrax

 

[Trombonista]

The next person who says the word 'euphoria' to me is going to get smacked in the face.

 

[Cats]

 

[Captain Syrup]

Finding human feces (Of various consistencies)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Everyone has a difference they get made fun of for as a kid. You're not winning the special olympics anytime soon, Seana. Even if you did win, you'd still be retarded.

 

[Captain Syrup]

His bi-annual conjugal visits with Lupa probably have him chained to the hood of a Buick Skylark and covered in sauerkraut while Lupa simultaneously shits in his eyes and jerks him off with her feet.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Really, some of you guys are actually thirsting after a insane murderer.

I can change her bro I swear

 

[Cats]