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I saw Jurassic World and it was just ass. I don't understand how Chris Pratt gets roles.
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Just saw the trailer for the new one at the theater. Looks like nostalgia bait shit, complete with shoving the old actors back into it.
I do find it ironic that the plot of all the sequels has been some greedy rich guy/corporation trying to remake the park again because this time it will work. It nicely mirrors Universal churning out another sequel because this time it won't be shit.
I do find it ironic that the plot of all the sequels has been some greedy rich guy/corporation trying to remake the park again because this time it will work. It nicely mirrors Universal churning out another sequel because this time it won't be shit.
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4chan plot leaks let's see if they are real
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> Rexy and the Therizinosaurus both survive.
They just won't bring this guy back, will they?
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lol in what universe can humans and dinos possibly co-exist? This feels like something a Netflix diversity hire wrote.
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It feels like the ending of that dopey Godzilla anime trilogy. Just be content with scrabbling in the dirt and running every time a monster stomps by.
In the real world, big predators and other large animals that competed and fucked with us got hammered so hard that we have to put in a special effort not to wipe out the last of them, rather than a special effort to keep out of their way. Dinosaurs skew a little larger on average but they would still bleed when you shoot them.
Old news. They have to move onto the next toothy pokemon that you never heard of if you never cracked open a book or some vaguely science related blog.
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I mean the last movie had the dinosaurs be released because of a retarded clone girl who never will face the consequences for her actions.
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You think this should be called a Jurassic Part Griefing Thread? Ever since the sequel, the entire "franchise" has been on a downward spiral. Also:
Didn't the Lost World follow that same premise but only with 2 Rexes, one mother and an infant?
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Lost World ended with a single rex going on a short-lived rampage. If nothing else they've been escalating the 'dinosaurs appear and fuck shit up' part. I despise that all of this started because a single stupid child decided to release a lab full of critters.
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its ok guys. she gets eaten by velociraptors off screen
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A little late to the party, but I am always nostalgic for the original movie. I watched it all the time when I was little and at my babysitters house, even if it did scare the shit out of me. I haven't read the books, but I do really want to so I'll look into that soon (once I get my reading backlog done).
I also haven't seen the newer movies after the first 3, so I'll check those out, though I don't have much hope.
I also haven't seen the newer movies after the first 3, so I'll check those out, though I don't have much hope.
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The only current Jurassic Park spinoff franchise I like is the animated series called Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous. It's nothing groundbreaking, but the story is decent and compelling enough. The reboot movies are pretty mediocre.
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why would you care if the dinos in JP are accurate or not? Aren't they freaks of natures
the books are really good and offer more insight into the morality of genetic engineering than the movie ever does. Also be prepared for lectures on non linear systems, Crichton liked that topic a lot for some reason
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This. I don't get why fans get uppity about this when it's been there since the beginning that they're abominations by design. Spinosaurus gets the most flack for this due to the T-Rex fight, but if it's a super freak by design, then why wouldn't it have ripped apart a T-Rex like that? It was hunting the humans out of spite, it doesn't give a shit. Like everyone was okay with the Raptors being just that, except no one should be all for it because it was explicitly stated in the book they're complete sociopathic monsters, but the films somehow didn't include that tidbit (outside of maybe Lost World).
I dunno. Think it's been mentioned in this thread or elsewhere once before (probably by @Owen Grady) but the dinosaurs have gotten real romanticized while heavily scrutinized as the franchise expanded and science marched on, and that's pretty unfair since it's been shown time and time again they're not of nature, they're what humans envision them to be. Some instincts are just not there in these dinosaurs at the end of the day.
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“As opposed to the other dinosaurs, who were actually in it for the money and power.”
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I don't see how dinos would be such a huge problem in a world where people kill large and dangerous animals like elephants or tigers for fun lol. Like mf just shoot at them they ain't made of steel.
The franchise's only good movie was the first one by the way.
The franchise's only good movie was the first one by the way.
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You could have an interesting small movie about having like a Dino Nature Reserve or some shit affecting local people, and instead it's the third case of MUH MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.
I know that Hollywood has a very small list of acceptable enemies, but it's just retarded logically. Large animals being used in an army is a massive money investment for a thing that can be easily dealt with an APC or anti material rifle. If you need to kill everyone in a radius just drop a bomb there.
If the writers want to go full retarded then they should just do it rather than rewrite the same movie. Make Horizon Zero Dawn so we can at least have mindless fun.
I know that Hollywood has a very small list of acceptable enemies, but it's just retarded logically. Large animals being used in an army is a massive money investment for a thing that can be easily dealt with an APC or anti material rifle. If you need to kill everyone in a radius just drop a bomb there.
If the writers want to go full retarded then they should just do it rather than rewrite the same movie. Make Horizon Zero Dawn so we can at least have mindless fun.
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I agree, but I'm kinda on board with the idea that countries and militaries want their own weaponized dinosaurs. Like think about it: In the '90s, John Hammond had a dream of opening up a theme park about dinosaurs because it would bring about awe and wonder to families alike (but as a businessman, he needed to turn a profit, so it was still an exploitation of animals and science). Ian Malcolm was going on about his chaos theory about how there's no way to control that which nature itself had wiped out millions of years ago. In a pre-9/11 world, I don't think any of them could've foreseen greedy corporations and countries wanting to have weaponized dinosaurs; maybe that was an implied thought in Lost World, but I don't think there was anything hinting at military wanting dinosaurs or the cloning techniques for themselves.
Post-9/11, and war is pretty much everywhere and thrown around so willy-nilly. While this could bring about a ham-fisted environmental message or something that'd make PETA weep with envy, if militaries have been trying for decades to mass-produce their own super soldiers, what if it's easier to do it with dinosaurs? As much as it's a waste of resources, they'd probably save up on the manpower using these freaks of natures to do their own dirty work instead.
Think either way, Malcolm's chaos theory has been proven time and time again and yet no one listens to him. The events of Fallen Kingdom was a Pandora's box? Nah, it was a Pandora's box back with the original Jurassic Park, it just "evolved" with the times.
But that's only if the writers were actually smart enough to plan that far ahead or realized this on their own accord. It's Hollywood, chances are super slim that they did.