Jurassic Park/World megathread - Spared no expense.

[The Gene Genie]

Watched the new movie (didn't pay for it). It fucking sucks. Can they let this stupid franchise die already? I can't believe that people are willing to go to the fucking theater to watch this godawful slop.

 

[Owen Grady]

Idk if any of you lads are still craving some more dinosaurs in your life but next month is the release of Primitive War

https://youtu.be/Y3JLddow6U8

It’s not in the Jurassic Park universe but I just finished reading the book today and it’s solid. Basically a bunch of badass special forces run into dinosaurs in Vietnam. I’m guessing it’s going to be an action movie with some horror elements. I know a lot of people ITT hate the family friendly shit that gets shoved into the Jurassic park/world franchise and this movie will have none of it. I’m cautiously optimistic that it’s going to be a good movie, there’s a lot of good material they can use from the book. It’s going to be rated R there are some very gorey deaths.My only gripe is the author wrote it in that homosexual period where the Reddit featherniggers thought every dinosaur had feathers on it. So in the book the Rex is described with feathers which is conclusively proved not true. Other than that the Dino’s seem pretty accurate and a few different ones you don’t see in most movies get featured in the book. Might be worth a watch if you’re a Dino autist like me.

In his compiled 1949 work The Weight of Glory, beloved Christian Apologist C.S. Lewis ponders on the complicated nature between man, God, and the material world. What is it about humanity that causes us as mortal beings, to be so drawn to what is carnal, immediate and sinful for our short-term gratification, when we could forego such primitive and flawed base desires in pursuit of a relationship with the Almighty, and in submission to Him, enjoy boundless love and affection in the bosom of an eternally gracious and providing God in Christ Jesus our Lord? He writes thusly:

We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered to us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea. We are far too easily pleased.

Like C.S. Lewis' figurative child by the sea, who knows not of the beauty of finer pleasures and the pursuit of a greater delight, humanity has a tendency to find itself lost in the primitive and selfish ambitions of our sinful nature and, like that child, find ourselves content to wallow in the filth of our desires rather than enjoy an eternal relationship with our Lord and Creator.

Similarly, and in almost as tragic a fashion, the lost paleontology enthusiasts of the Summer of 2025 indulge themselves in the basal, ultimately ungratifying experiences of Jurassic World: Rebirth, when they could be finding joy in the warmth and joy of director Luke Sparks' Primitive War.

I went to a screening last night, and it was surprisingly enjoyable and generally a fun time with virtually no woke nonsense compared to literally any mainstream picture I’ve viewed in years. There are about seven guys in the military squad in the movie and every single one of them is a badass. No submissive cowards existing for comic relief or to cow-tow to the stronk independent womxn. At no point in time are any of the men outshone by the female lead or cuck out to some smarmy girl power one-liners. The most they do is butt heads.

And the female lead was also pretty cool herself. She is competent but only at the things that the movie establishes that she is able to do. She is not a soldier like the men. She is depressed and emotional and dopes out on morphine because of the death of her husband and the fact that she’s been alone in a compound for like a year and a half and while the men are sympathetic to her she is not portrayed as some perfect victim and this makes her actually kind of interesting as a character.

There is no notable anti-White propaganda, and while there are niggers in the film it is demographically accurate for the time and there are maybe like two or three of them in an American squad of otherwise almost entirely White men.

The war element of the film is very well defined and I’m a little upset that I missed a firefight scene in the very beginning of the film where the GIs fight some Vietcong. The director for the film worked on war films in the past plus the movie was also overseen by war realism expert and legit Vietnam veteran Dale Dye so the accuracy of all that stuff is very up to par and all the soldiers use a shit ton of military jargon and lingo which is pretty neat.

The dinosaurs for the most part are pretty cool and while it’s obviously not going to be Jurassic Park levels of CGI I am telling you, as a guy who knows dino movies, they are quite serviceable for special effects in an independent film. They are depicted very accurately and with the exception of one scene near the end that gets a little crazy, they are shown largely as animals and not rampaging evil monsters. I was also surprised to see a couple cool, more exotic species in the movie that weren’t shown in the trailer.

All in all it was a fun movie and while there are some moments of cheese and some really bad Russian accents, it all kind of makes it better because everyone plays it completely serious and they never undercut any of the action or tension with a stupid joke or a poorly timed comment about how absurd it is that they are fighting dinosaurs in the jungles of Vietnam. There are literally NO Marvel quips in the whole movie from anybody. There are necessary moments of comic relief but no Whedon-esque shit.

In conclusion I thought it was fun and it was so cathartic to, for the first time in years, be able to sit back and watch a piece of entertainment regardless of whether it was good or bad cinematically and not have to really worry about how much propagandized kike garbage I have to be expected to swallow along with it.

Honestly if for nothing else I recommend going to see this just because it’s an indie film that is largely non-woke as far as I can tell.

 

[Mac Monster]

Honestly if for nothing else I recommend going to see this just because it’s an indie film that is largely non-woke as far as I can tell.

Just got back from watching it, and I thought it was fucking awesome. Badass dinosaurs vs. badass military dudes was what I wanted, and the film more than delivered on that front. It was satisfying to see a dinosaur film with some actual blood and gore. They also said "gook" quite a lot during the film, which was refreshing to hear compared to all the modern Hollywood slop, which is so sanitized. I'll also echo your appreciation for the female lead, who was a capable badass without being an insufferable cunt. It also helps that she was played by an attractive actress and not some ugly mutt.

It's a shame that Primitive War only got a limited release while dogshit like 65 gets a full theatrical window. My family and I had to drive quite a ways to see it since it wasn't at our local theater.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

The only thing I am trying to push on your kids is "You are stronger and smarter and braver than you realize. Believe in yourself, take care of your friends, and help others (and animals!) where you can." - Zack Stentz, teaching little children to become lesbians.
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[DeadwastePrime]

The only thing I am trying to push on your kids is "You are stronger and smarter and braver than you realize. Believe in yourself, take care of your friends, and help others (and animals!) where you can." - Zack Stentz, teaching little children to become lesbians.
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no one would bat an eye if it were two straight people
this happens every fucking time now. stop letting the gay people live rent free in your mind. youve got better things to do in life surely

 

[Mac Monster]

no one would bat an eye if it were two straight people

Yeah, no shit. Faggotry is disgusting, and it shouldn't be advertised in children's cartoons.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Also aren't the characters underage?

 

[Pajeet123]

I know it's a generic choice, but T Rex still is my favorite dinosaur, and probably my favorite animal of all time.
>4 meters tall at the hips, almost 6 meters tall at the head
>13 meters long
>10 tons
>Bite force of 12800 pounds
Imagine standing in front of this monster.

 

[RybenZ999]

I know it's a generic choice, but T Rex still is my favorite dinosaur, and probably my favorite animal of all time.
>4 meters tall at the hips, almost 6 meters tall at the head
>13 meters long
>10 tons
>Bite force of 12800 pounds
Imagine standing in front of this monster.
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I wonder if T. Rex would even bother chasing after a human. Like several months back they discovered that Goliath femur that indicated that the real animal weighed like 14 tons. Would a carnivore of that size even be interested in chasing after a human like they do in Jurassic Park? It would be like me chasing after a chicken nugget.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

It would be like me chasing after a chicken nugget.

sounds like you dont respect chicken nuggets

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It would be like me chasing after a chicken nugget.

I would definitely chase after a chicken nugget.

If there was a reason for the T-Rex not chasing a human, it'd be like they wouldn't know what we are and whether we're good to eat or not. That's it, if it was a real one and not one created in a lab like in JP.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I would definitely chase after a chicken nugget.

If there was a reason for the T-Rex not chasing a human, it'd be like they wouldn't know what we are and whether we're good to eat or not. That's it, if it was a real one and not one created in a lab like in JP.

I dunno about dinos but afaik most reptiles don't necessarily recognize "oh that's a possum, they tasty af" it's more "it is moving. it is running from me. that must mean I can eat it and it's trying to get away. I'd better chase and eat it."

 

[Fucker Carlson]

What the fuck lol

Gay shit aside netflix is still using this same cheap shitty style from 2012? Come on man