🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

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How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 521 62.5%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 175 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 288 34.6%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.3%

  • Total de votantes
    833
I know and work with a few white-collar black Americans. They are intelligent, honest, motivated individuals and any company would be lucky to have them as employees. I truly feel bad for them since they get lumped in with niggers like Johnny by people everywhere when stories like this pop up.

Having said the above disclaimer, the following describes Johnny perfectly:

Time does not exist to the nigger, there is only the present, the now. A cop yells, "do not run or I will (in the future) shoot!" This phrase is meaningless to the nigger. In the nigger's mind he has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free. That the cop will start shooting 5 seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the nigger. Niggers are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As a white man you think you are still you 15-seconds in the future, not so to the nigger. The nigger sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person their interests are unrelated if not opposed.

Once you understand that a nigger cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random nigger, all of a sudden all a nigger's decisions makes sense. Why go into obscene amounts of debt for some chrome rims? Some other random nigger will have to pay it back instead of you. Why rape some random White girl? Some other random nigger will go to jail not you. Etc. Niggers are literally free of all consequences for their actions as they've broken the cause/effect chain through nigger magic.

Now you can also appreciate the injustice of niggers being shot or put in jail. If a nigger shot at a cop 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random nigger to the nigger.

The nigger getting shot was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being shot for literally no reason.

Black mama's have been trying to explain this to thick white people for years with the shorthand "He dindu nuffin." These obese negresses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her nigger son committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different nigger in a parallel universe. Niggers only exist in the moment, and in the moment the negress is speaking (the only moment she has ever known), her nigger son literally has not done anything wrong.

Being a nigger is like reliving ground hog day over forever, but in 15-second clips. The next time you interact with a nigger or goldfish remember that.


One of the few things I know for certain about prisons, regardless of country, is this: You really, really don't want the other inmates to think you're a faggot. You can be an intimidating, physically jacked gay dude and no one will fuck with you, sure, but I'm talking about being seen as a physically weak, twink faggot.

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Another certainty: you don't want to be any kind of celebrity if you are serving time among the general population. If everyone knows who you are before you arrive, you're fucked.

Johnny is totally fucked on both of these points:

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Add to this mix guards that hate your fucking guts and are more than happy to put you in dangerous environments while turning a blind eye, asians loathe blacks and disrespectful tourists, you're being incarcerated in an overcrowded prison, etc. and you have a fate worse than death. It would actually be better to die by firing squad than to be placed in a holding facility in Johnny's situation.

If this Korean holding facility is anywhere near as bad as what I've been hearing, I'm pretty sure Johnny's fate will be something like the following: He will probably get beaten senseless (literally) and possibly raped by his cellmates the same day he arrives in prison. If the guards have any control over his placement, they will put Johnny in the worst possible cell and ignore what happens to him there. Medical attention will be slow and subpar, because well, it's prison. Other inmates will regularly beat him and steal his food. This might go on for a few months before he finally gets beaten to death. The official report will probably state that his death was accidental, something akin to "slipped on a bar of soap". No authorities will question it. TND South Korean style. The only way he might escape all this is if he is rushed to the hospital at some point on account of being a US citizen b/c diplomatic ties and all that.

I think Johnny's own legal counsel despised him so much that they purposefully gave him bad legal advice. Can't be proven of course, but I have a hunch it's why he plead not guilty and made an appeal. No way they wouldn't have known the consequences of doing that. To me, this is the funniest part of the whole ordeal. Your own legal advocate hates you so much that he purposely fucked you over with bad counsel. Ha ha ha-- MOHSTU DISHONORUBU!

Again, I pity blacks living in South Korea who are good people. The asians will lump them into the same group of obstreperous nuisance niggers like Johnny, and they don't deserve it.
 
I wouldn't be surprised to find out this sack of shit gets preferential treatment at the appeal holding facility.

I know EVERYONE thinks his detainment facility is going to be god awful and crowded. I know that I know NOTHING about SK's legal system. I just can't envison any modern society actually properly punishing a negro chimp streamer for streaming his negrocity.

I'm just completely cynical and brownpilled on this topic.
 
I wouldn't be surprised to find out this sack of shit gets preferential treatment at the appeal holding facility.
I would. They need to make an example of him. This is to send a message to others, "fuck around and find out". It's a bit more performative more than anything else because if they were serious they'd have thrown the book at him and given him the 3-5 years people were looking forward to. Instead it's a light sentence which is just enough to show they're serious without it being too harsh.

But as stated previously I just want Johnny to be broken by the whole thing and to stop being such a fucking asshole in public. IRL streamers need to be stopped.
 
I've been seeing the occasional Youtube headline saying there are updates about Johnny Somali but it's all bullshit, like 20 minute videos telling his whole story ending with him going to the detention center with the appeal in progress. Has there been any actual communication from Johnny, such as letters? I was under the impression that if an inmate at that facility starts talking or making a scene they get shut down real fast, but I don't know if they are allowed to write letters.
 
I've been seeing the occasional Youtube headline saying there are updates about Johnny Somali but it's all bullshit, like 20 minute videos telling his whole story ending with him going to the detention center with the appeal in progress. Has there been any actual communication from Johnny, such as letters? I was under the impression that if an inmate at that facility starts talking or making a scene they get shut down real fast, but I don't know if they are allowed to write letters.
Here is a real update for you.
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I've been seeing the occasional Youtube headline saying there are updates about Johnny Somali but it's all bullshit, like 20 minute videos telling his whole story ending with him going to the detention center with the appeal in progress. Has there been any actual communication from Johnny, such as letters? I was under the impression that if an inmate at that facility starts talking or making a scene they get shut down real fast, but I don't know if they are allowed to write letters.
There are no news. Just discussions and theories.
 
So since Somali shit is coming to an end, has legal mindset gone back to his whole sex tourism shtick?
He has other stupid influencers to talk about. That is what makes him the big bucks. His last four videos aren't even on Smally. There is no shortage of idiocy.
 
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For as much good as it will do this retard he should "study" a book on how to turn lead into gold by holding your breath for 30 minutes. He's stupid, has no experience and no skills that transfer. Being a public nuisance and a rentboy isn't as similar to finance as he appears to expect.

I pity blacks living in South Korea who are good people
Yes, it's the black invaders who dindu nuffin and are the real victims, he said while discussing direct evidence to the contrary.
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Your "imagine blacks in white collar jobs who are good people" appeal to the credulous imagination is the real evidence.

Keep your weird fantasies to yourself, thanks.
 
Johnny Smalley when he is. Confronted by a big, strong, tall Korean man boy, you're gonna have to give up that kimchi. If you know what I mean. You're going to have to. Ruffle my. Rough for my. Dumpling.
But I fully support putting more nuisance streamers in jail. Send them all to the shittiest S Korean, Filipino and Russian prisons. Actually, I don't think Russia has a problem with nuisance streamers. You don't want it dump in a Russian prison. In Russian maximum security prison, you get a tiny cell that's barely big enough to lie down. And you get to work. 15 hour days.
 
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