🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

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How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 521 62.5%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 175 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 288 34.6%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.3%

  • Total de votantes
    833
The one that he's currently sitting in jail for? I don't know. Unfortunately with the lack of information it seemed like it was a petition to appeal the sentence for one of the charges he's already been convicted of due to the 6 month bullshit since the other stuff hasn't even gone to court yet, and I don't think we ever saw who filed the first petition for severe punishment(that obviously didn't amount to much considering the sentence he got).

I think the other district was Lotte World and his bullshit on a train?
Then who did they add? Damn, so frustrating to not know! Ok, the Lotte World and the train (maybe) are on the other district. This might be a shop owner or something then. Or the bus company!
 
Then who did they add? Damn, so frustrating to not know! Ok, the Lotte World and the train (maybe) are on the other district. This might be a shop owner or something then. Or the bus company!
Yeah, I don't know other than it's the western district he's sitting in jail for with appeals filed on both sides, and the eastern district was lotte world and the train(could be wrong about the train, this is such a shit show) which hasn't gone to court yet.

So the western district should be... the 2 deepfake charges, the drunk noodle throwing shit with the shopkeeper, the fish, and whatever else they lumped into the minor crimes act or whatever it's called.

But because so much of his dumb shit involved so many people due to being public, it could just be anyone on the street he dumped the liquid from the fish on, screamed at, etc.
 
Not exactly. While he is crazy, his lawyer was paid by Hank. Hank no longer pays, ergo no lawyer.
Yeah, it's not like the lawyer simply got fed up or whatever. No pay, no lawyer. And Johnny didn't have any income in Korea, his entire bullshit for the past year plus was funded by Hank and his family(likely unwillingly).

Why Hank would pay for Johnny this entire time? Dude's gay(he's admitted it).

Food, booze, the suits, roof over Johnny's head, all Hank.
 
this is even more sad and pathetic
It doesn't matter. Saul couldn't save his ass.

Yeah, it's not like the lawyer simply got fed up or whatever. No pay, no lawyer. And Johnny didn't have any income in Korea, his entire bullshit for the past year plus was funded by Hank and his family(likely unwillingly).

Why Hank would pay for Johnny this entire time? Dude's gay(he's admitted it).

Food, booze, the suits, roof over Johnny's head, all Hank.
Yeah, lawyers will put up with a lot worse than Smally. Hank hopefully learned a lesson about things one shouldn't stick a your dick in.
 
Johnny apparently had another date in court regarding appeals

Prosecution claims that the crimes were committed for profit without the victims being compensated and wants the 3 year sentence they originally asked for instead of the 6 months he got.

Defense claims he shows remorse and the deepfake victims didn't suffer damage, is bipolar and needs meds, and didn't make significant money from the crimes, and that Johnny won't do those crimes again.

Next court date is June 25th.

Yes, that's all there is worth a shit in the 40 minute video.

edit: Damn this is a shit video. It's like 25 minutes of him reading superchats. Anyway. He's still claiming to be a student, still claiming Hank's place is his address, and was allowed to wear a suit with a tag visible on it likely for some kind of inventory or who knows what.
 
Defense claims he shows remorse and the deepfake victims didn't suffer damage, is bipolar and needs meds, and didn't make significant money from the crimes, and that Johnny won't do those crimes again.
If the Koreans don't take Japan/Israel/Thailand etc. into account and actually fall for the line that he wondu nuffin again (and just pass him on to some other country), then they deserve a million niggers like Smally on their streets, shops, and buses.
 
If the Koreans don't take Japan/Israel/Thailand etc. into account and actually fall for the line that he wondu nuffin again (and just pass him on to some other country), then they deserve a million niggers like Smally on their streets, shops, and buses.
Sure, but even if he's completely fucked I would suspect their legal system also requires defense attorneys to do their absolute best just like in the US where Karmelo's attorney tried to claim that Metcalf impaled himself a few times on Karmelo's knife. Regardless if Johhny's innocence, guilt, remorse, whatever they've still got to do their job or likely risk an equivalent of insufficient representation or whatever.
 
Yes, that's all there is worth a shit in the 40 minute video.

edit: Damn this is a shit video. It's like 25 minutes of him reading superchats. Anyway. He's still claiming to be a student, still claiming Hank's place is his address, and was allowed to wear a suit with a tag visible on it likely for some kind of inventory or who knows what.

Atozy does a far more concise summary video with Gabe/Culture Brat who was at the trial.

This video thankfully goes without a shitload of superchats, although you do have to listen to Atozy saying 'interesting!' as his only response for about 15 mins.


The video also explains the tag thing, in the Korean prison system the tag colours mean something: white is a standard prisoner, another colour is for sex offenders, and yellow, the colour Johnny's tag is, means 'troublemaker', someone prone to starting fights or just likely to cause shit to kick off in his presence.
 
The video also explains the tag thing, in the Korean prison system the tag colours mean something: white is a standard prisoner, another colour is for sex offenders, and yellow, the colour Johnny's tag is, means 'troublemaker', someone prone to starting fights or just likely to cause shit to kick off in his presence.
So they have him physically tagged as a retard that might chimp out? That's great.
 
so it wasn`t an act for clout, this retarded baboon is seriously unironically crazy, annoying and degenerate, very few lolcows can drive their lawyers insane...wow
Johnny got his start on wallstreetbets and fintwt, and began making content when he was traveling in Thailand, which is famous for weed, psychedelics, and nitrous balloons. His first few videos were basically "im rich and successful" larp shit.
He basically oneshotted himself with drugs and then decided to cam up and make it everyone else's problem.
 
Has anyone seen the drawings he supposedly made? Apparently there's one showing him with two fish and a bottle of baby oil. Another is glorifying North Korea. I'm not sure what the third one is.

Also, who is Victim Cho? This is a person involved in the case who filed a request for severe punishment.
 
Them and stream snipers that show up and just act obnoxious. Granted without IRL streamers there would be no stream snipers.
IRL live streamers are obnoxious. To be honest I think there should be MORE stream snipers... but of a slightly different kind. :smug:

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IRL live streamers are obnoxious. To be honest I think there should be MORE stream snipers... but of a slightly different kind. :smug:
People could just contact local police and say they're harassing people on the streets. Even if they're not after a few rounds of that they'll take the hint and fuck off. Although I think the gooks came up with the best way to handle this: put out bounties on them for people to go and fuck them up on camera. If that happens enough the problem kinda solves itself.
 
People could just contact local police and say they're harassing people on the streets. Even if they're not after a few rounds of that they'll take the hint and fuck off. Although I think the gooks came up with the best way to handle this: put out bounties on them for people to go and fuck them up on camera. If that happens enough the problem kinda solves itself.
I think that's a good idea. The Koreans tracking Johnny with drones was hilarious. I felt the fine that the one guy got for punching him was excessive but at least someone online paid it.
 
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