🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

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How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 521 62.5%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 175 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 288 34.6%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.3%

  • Total de votantes
    833
lol. I remember he always would say “my partner” instead of “my girlfriend” and did think it was a weird description of their relationship given their circumstances.
Modern nu speak depresses me. All the fatass lesbians and fags in drag from commiefornia ruined the English language to the point that zoomers self censor. Anybody who says "partner" instead of wife, husband, gf, or bf ,etc instantly loses my respect.
 
Atozy didn't misrepresent this, he said the exact same thing that either way he's going to be in the detention centre for the duration of the appeal since both sides appealed. He just lead with the funnier aspect, that Johnny played himself before the prosecution dropped the hammer on him too.
"Johnny Somali's prison sentence was just extended" no, it wasn't. He's a faggot that misrepresented what happened. The video starts with "Johnny Somali made the biggest mistake" talking about filing the appeal. It's irrelevant at this point.

Don't be a faggot.
 
South Korea needs to record and post online videos of Johnny planting rice seedlings if they have any hopes of becoming best Korea.
I wish they were just a BIT more in the know

Because to me.. if you want to discourage the shit that Johnny did/does.. youd allow him to stream once a week from jail. Just ten minutes a week.

Let the audience see his cell.. see the food. See the despair.

Listen to him beg and scream and be dragged away over and over. Let everyone see what that kind of behavior leads to.

Because its one thing to hear of him being punished and another to see it firsthand and go.. fuck THAT.
 
Modern nu speak depresses me. All the fatass lesbians and fags in drag from commiefornia ruined the English language to the point that zoomers self censor. Anybody who says "partner" instead of wife, husband, gf, or bf ,etc instantly loses my respect.
It’s useful for online discussion when you want to avoid identifying your gender or sexuality preferences. Beyond that though I’ve seen partner used to describe longterm relationships where the couple feels like gf/bf doesn’t feel “close enough”. I don’t get it in the latter case, but I also don’t care enough to dig further into why some people use it.

I feel like I’ve seen it used in a romantic sense in books and shows made long before the modern LGBT movement, though, so it’s probably just always been a thing and you’re only noticing it with the increased presence of said movement
 
Blud gonna get dunked into the hole that gets used a shitter in that Korean Detention Center

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Because to me.. if you want to discourage the shit that Johnny did/does.. youd allow him to stream once a week from jail. Just ten minutes a week.
If and only if he's FORCED to broadcast AND his cellies get to see it... because if he tries to shittalk them or pose like he's some king kong gorilla nigger in charge of the whole prison he'd get the shit kicked out of him and you'd get to watch him progressively turn into a swollen punching bag.

Actually what would be far more amusing is to leave him alone on an island in the middle of the pacific with only a knife, pseudorandom drops of food and water, and a satellite connection to the outside world so the world can watch him flail in real time and vote on creative ways to fuck with him while he's there. We could call it SURVIVOR: Nigger Island.
 
Sure, but it doesn't change that in the end his appeal is meaningless for multiple reasons and Atozy is a faggot for misrepresenting what was going on.
It should be legally meaningless but remember that judges are humans, too. It's just yet another instance of spitting in the face of the court. It actually makes the situation worse for him because it shows a complete lack of remorse. He's saying the court was wrong because what he did isn't so bad and six months is too much for just a prank, bro.

It sends a message that he needs a longer sentence, bolstering the prosecution's case whether they even bring it up or not.
Blud gonna get dunked into the hole that gets used a shitter in that Korean Detention Center
I hope every gookbro in the Learing Center where he's been sentenced to sleep next to the toilet "accidentally" has a split stream in his face or while shaking it off, and then he gets beaten up for smelling like piss all the time.
We could call it SURVIVOR: Nigger Island.
He should be sentenced to Square Hut.

Warning: absolutely horrifying thread even by the standards of this site.

 
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All proceeds and donations get split between his cell mates.
There are lots of good ideas in here including torture.. but let's remember guys this is dictated by an old Asian judge. Temper your expectations.

Just a 10minute stream weekly and sold as "streaming as part of his apology". Let him cry and beg and scream. But no injuries.

Let it be his only communication so he gets all desperate and crazy and the guards can take it away.

Sell it to the court that any donations would go first toward his court costs and fines.

Maybe it would happen. Like 2% chance.


As much as id love to see the livestream of him being beaten by his cellmates that would not fly with the court probably. Though it doesnt hurt to fantasize
 
What are conditions like in a Korean prison?
Due to the appeal Johnny will be in a detention center, rather than the labor prison. The detention center is an absolute hellhole compared to the labor prison. You can read a summary here.

LM showed a letter sent by an English-speaking labor prison inmate to a detention center inmate. The letter told him to hurry up and come to the labor prison. It was written on nice stationery with leaves decorating the corner.

If Johnny had simply plead guilty months ago he would have got a light sentence at the foreigner's prison and he would be out by now and back in the US. Instead he is stuck in the Korean correction system for likely more than a year.
 
What about in Australia (I think, feel free to correct me) where they use "de facto". Makes me want to cry and punch people simultaneously.
Thats more of a legal term, no one says this is my defacto, or says I'm in a de factor relationship outside of claiming benefits or for rights to the partners estate.
 
So did the judge give the relatively short sentence strategically to cause Johnny to end up in a horrible detention center because that's what he deserves? Or to send his case to a higher court where a tribunal of judges can establish a solid precedent that nuisance streamers won't be tolerated in South Korea?
 
So did the judge give the relatively short sentence strategically to cause Johnny to end up in a horrible detention center because that's what he deserves? Or to send his case to a higher court where a tribunal of judges can establish a solid precedent that nuisance streamers won't be tolerated in South Korea?
Nothing confirmed (and how would it be?) but those are the general hypothesises LB is proposing.

The short sentence being A 4-D chess move by the judge IS a very interesting take, but honestly I think that's a bridge too far. I'll listen to the rest of this and see if I change my mind.
It is a bit of a long shot but at the same time, they had a lot of time to come up with a plan. Can't rule it out. We will see how this evolves.
 
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