🌟 Internet Famous James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votos: 1,905 63.7%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votos: 148 4.9%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votos: 100 3.3%
  • Board James

    Votos: 468 15.6%
  • Monster Madness

    Votos: 278 9.3%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votos: 93 3.1%

  • Total de votantes
    2,992
If James is truly a film connoisseur, shouldn't he know his local independent theaters? Like the one that's been around since the 50s and looks like it hasn't been cleaned since; but shows classic cinema and you don't get bled on the popcorn? I mean Philly is probably brimming with these
They haven't held a retrospective on his work from when he was 9 yet, so they don't count in his eyes.
 
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Ok. It's mostly just the usual bitching over nonsense. But the ones I really agree with are the 'convenience fees' They automated everything and charge you to buy your own ticket. I don't remember exactly when it started but I noticed it for sure when they charged you $2+ to buy the ticket online in advanced. Crazy. It's on the level of Las Vegas resort fee scams.

I also hate those Coke freestyle machines. They always do taste like shit and the interface is terrible.

I saw this about them not all that long ago that really deeps dive into them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-a29Ygyzc2c(the fucking things use face scanning AI on you too, networked and so on)

He does have a bit of a decent point on Imax too, they can be pretty a pain to tell if they're 'real' or some cheapo version.
the elites don't want you to know this but if you select the regular coke menu on a freestyle machine then tap three times in a triangle shape in the top right of the screen you can get into the maintenance mode and do all kinds of shenanigans
 
the elites don't want you to know this but if you select the regular coke menu on a freestyle machine then tap three times in a triangle shape in the top right of the screen you can get into the maintenance mode and do all kinds of shenanigans
Unless you can re-enable the Actual Cocaine syrup setting, not that exciting.
 
I know many people here already know most of this info but I just feel like it needs to be said again.

The main reason people dislike Justin (the fat Jewish Screenwave guy) isn't just because he is fat and unfunny. Justin had a buddy called "Bob" real name Robert H. Magrann who was a weirdo former biker guy. They used to make videos on Justin's channel Silvermania. Bob was a frequent guest and several times made disturbing child related comments that were sexual. Like it wasn't some hidden thing that this guy was a weirdo sexual deviant. Justin and his buddy Jarrett for whatever reason still hung out and made videos with him.
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He eventually was busted in a statewide operation in New Jersey and was charged with distribution and possession of child pornography. Justin knew this was the case and still remained friends with him in prison and sent him money. He also "took care of a laptop for him" while he was in prison.

"Why does any of this matter? So what if Justin was friends with a creep years ago?" because James has a guy who turned a blind eye to literal pedophilia editing and working on his videos. Do you think James would have hired him knowing this history? Remember he has children.
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So I'm sure this might not belong here, but I'm watching an AVGN video, his past ones and I'm recollecting the entire 14-some odd years of when retrogaming had a random surge of popularity that included James.

And that is - why the fuck were most of these people who were involved in that scene fat? And if they're not fat, they're bordering goblin-looking territory. It stands to reason the recent videos distract me more from focusing on James, but focusing on the fat lards he hangs around with and who is writing his shit. That's all I'm reminded of.
 
So I'm sure this might not belong here, but I'm watching an AVGN video, his past ones and I'm recollecting the entire 14-some odd years of when retrogaming had a random surge of popularity that included James.

And that is - why the fuck were most of these people who were involved in that scene fat? And if they're not fat, they're bordering goblin-looking territory. It stands to reason the recent videos distract me more from focusing on James, but focusing on the fat lards he hangs around with and who is writing his shit. That's all I'm reminded of.
No social life, having a nerds v jocks mentality so thinking only dumb people did physical activity (and thinking playing video/board games made you smart), thinking they needed no improvement in life, the list goes on.
 
Also, I find it greatly amusing how Ian can barely hide his contempt for Pat when they're doing the podcast. At all times he is absolutely itching to get up out of that chair and go somewhere else.
I think the reason why the podcast 'ended' (more like they do once a month shows now and not the 3 - 4 episode a month grind) is partly because Ian got about sick of doing the show, at least at that rate. I'd imagine Pat would have to find ways to get Ian to bother even doing once a month now.

Once Ian quit his job, there goes about any interest that there was about with that podcast. I wanted to hear more about used video game store experiences or anything that isn't talked about that involves video games, than listening to some pseudo-intellectual hoarder run on about the same talking points.

And I'm sure once Pat leeches more on the Amico, he'll probably tire out Ian again to the point of permanently not giving a fuck. Something between these two, will eventually erupt and I think that'll be a reason for Pat to blossom into having a thread of his own. Because I'm sure Pat is just working Ian up to the boiling point.
 
what do you guys think about jimmy's top 50 movies (list is in the description you dont have to watch it)

its not a bad list but i dont have the same nostalgia for a lot of the 80's movies he does and i haven't seen a lot of the movies he listed made before 1970

  1. apocalypse now
  2. goodfellas
  3. trainspotting
  4. das boot
  5. schindler's list
  6. heat
  7. casino
  8. the godfather part 2
  9. the godfather
  10. jaws
  11. no country for old men
  12. tombstone
  13. 28 days later
  14. the shawshank redemption
  15. starship troopers
 
Pretty normie list. I mean all the films are good, but anybody could tell you that. It seems like those were the films he was taught in school and he's just regurgitating it.
 
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