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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votos: 1,905 63.7%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votos: 148 4.9%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votos: 100 3.3%
  • Board James

    Votos: 468 15.6%
  • Monster Madness

    Votos: 278 9.3%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votos: 93 3.1%

  • Total de votantes
    2,992
i was listening to pat the NES cunt's podcast (yes i know, im a fag) and dude really is an entitled cunt. The opening had a brief discussion on him and his computer woes, and how he wanted to take it to a repair shop. long story short, he thinks cause he gave the shop his shit, it should be fixed ASAP, and ian was trying to tell him he's a retard and that repairs don't work like that, and there is a time frame...but Pat tried to play it off like they're weren't busy so they should've been working on his issue.

later in the ep they bring up Smash JT and Alyssa Mercante, to make fun of Smash. They clit ride Alyssa and deny she was a sex worker, and say she really has a case. But the most hilarious shit is them grandstanding on JT asking for money from fans...when they've done the same shit for ian's health. What fucking difference does it make if he asks for it for his lawyer fees or ian asks cause luna didn't give him good health coverage?
 
i was listening to pat the NES cunt's podcast (yes i know, im a fag) and dude really is an entitled cunt. The opening had a brief discussion on him and his computer woes, and how he wanted to take it to a repair shop. long story short, he thinks cause he gave the shop his shit, it should be fixed ASAP, and ian was trying to tell him he's a retard and that repairs don't work like that, and there is a time frame...but Pat tried to play it off like they're weren't busy so they should've been working on his issue.
That kind of behavior is something I'd expect out of someone 60+, or the kind of shit I encountered 20 years ago from people 40+. Sure, he's a "video game" guy which doesn't necessarily mean he's a PC guy at all, but he should have a vague understanding of tech, troubleshooting, etc. especially since he's not an iphone kid and is in the age range to have grown up with some kind of tech literacy. Hell, has he never had a console repaired even though he's supposed to be some big retro gaming guy? Gone to a mechanic for his car? What a fucking cunt.
 
That kind of behavior is something I'd expect out of someone 60+, or the kind of shit I encountered 20 years ago from people 40+. Sure, he's a "video game" guy which doesn't necessarily mean he's a PC guy at all, but he should have a vague understanding of tech, troubleshooting, etc. especially since he's not an iphone kid and is in the age range to have grown up with some kind of tech literacy. Hell, has he never had a console repaired even though he's supposed to be some big retro gaming guy? Gone to a mechanic for his car? What a fucking cunt.
That moron was bitching he had some ancient desktop with hoses. I don't believe that, their fucking laptops on cam are better than what he claimed it to be and you know for sure he's playing 'poor' on that even. If he did have a damn early 2000's souped up overcharged water cooled setup, that's even worse. Mr Tech bro Nintendo guy, c'mon already.

These guys are in their mid 40s and couldn't build a system? What kind of faggoty is this. Marzgurl could probably buy parts and build a system.. Well maybe not... But Spoony.. Well maybe not.. Why are all these old fuckers so tech illiterate? It's like Red Letter Media said, how can you fuck up making mashed potatoes. You boil the water, you open the package and pour..

Ian at a few points looked like he was gonna smack him though, that was funny at least.

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That moron was bitching he had some ancient desktop with hoses. I don't believe that, their fucking laptops on cam are better than what he claimed it to be and you know for sure he's playing 'poor' on that even. If he did have a damn early 2000's souped up overcharged water cooled setup, that's even worse. Mr Tech bro Nintendo guy, c'mon already.

Holy shit he's gotten so fucking fat.
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So he expected a PC repair shop to be able to get back to him about draining and re-filling a custom hard loop watercooling system, within an hour, on a fucking Sunday? Without even seeing it? Of course the shop didn't bother to call him back, he probably sounded like a complete dickhead over the phone, they knew he'd be a pain in the ass, and wouldn't want his business for the low amount they'd be able to charge him for it or quote a "we don't want to do this price" and risk even more outrage. In reality he probably bought some bullshit custom built system in the late 2010's as that was still a thing then(it is now, but it's so damned expensive just for the waterblocks hardly anyone bothers anymore).

But then his next segment is about Super ZSNES? That was announced a fucking month ago. And all they have to mention is the audio compression change and the widescreen support? Not about changing the audio samples outside of the ROM? The height maps for mode 7 and then using GPU shaders? Editing sprites again outside of the ROM?

So these guys know fucking nothing? Ian at least seems to have a functioning brain, but within 10 minutes of this podcast you can tell Pat is a complete fucking moron.
 
So these guys know fucking nothing? Ian at least seems to have a functioning brain, but within 10 minutes of this podcast you can tell Pat is a complete fucking moron.
And those guys, how many videos did that bash Tommy and the Amico on? And then go on Smash being obsessed over their fellow woke insane lefty? Pat's got that stupid Guru Larry BS folder of money in his background to this day over some petty online feud..

Pat's a fucking hypocrite of the worst kind. He defended Jewwarrio and Marzgurl and then later went 'yeah, we all knew he was a perv'. Total piece of shit.
 
And those guys, how many videos did that bash Tommy and the Amico on? And then go on Smash being obsessed over their fellow woke insane lefty? Pat's got that stupid Guru Larry BS folder of money in his background to this day over some petty online feud..

Pat's a fucking hypocrite of the worst kind. He defended Jewwarrio and Marzgurl and then later went 'yeah, we all knew he was a perv'. Total piece of shit.
Sure, but at this point how the fuck is he "the nes punk" and knows fucking nothing about retro gaming? He always had the aroma of a weird poser that happened to have money from somewhere, just having a huge game collection, and I guess now selling his bullshit printed equivalent of a wiki books? He's still making videos(podcasts I guess) about the fucking Amico? It's been 6 fucking years already, no one cares about it. Why the fuck is he so obsessed with the damned intellivision? It's been so long there's been an announcement of a different intellivision clone but he's still covering the amico? He's got videos covering those Analogue brand consoles, but nothing covering the MiSTeR?

He's just a braindead consoomer.
 
Sure, but at this point how the fuck is he "the nes punk" and knows fucking nothing about retro gaming? He always had the aroma of a weird poser that happened to have money from somewhere, just having a huge game collection, and I guess now selling his bullshit printed equivalent of a wiki books? He's still making videos(podcasts I guess) about the fucking Amico? It's been 6 fucking years already, no one cares about it. Why the fuck is he so obsessed with the damned intellivision? It's been so long there's been an announcement of a different intellivision clone but he's still covering the amico? He's got videos covering those Analogue brand consoles, but nothing covering the MiSTeR?

He's just a braindead consoomer.
Hell, they had to be paid for that Playdate piece of shit. The guy's a goofball. I hated his 'punk' character always, he was better being just kind of an online random jerk to me.
 
Ok. It's mostly just the usual bitching over nonsense. But the ones I really agree with are the 'convenience fees' They automated everything and charge you to buy your own ticket. I don't remember exactly when it started but I noticed it for sure when they charged you $2+ to buy the ticket online in advanced. Crazy. It's on the level of Las Vegas resort fee scams.

I also hate those Coke freestyle machines. They always do taste like shit and the interface is terrible.

I saw this about them not all that long ago that really deeps dive into them.

(the fucking things use face scanning AI on you too, networked and so on)

He does have a bit of a decent point on Imax too, they can be pretty a pain to tell if they're 'real' or some cheapo version.
 
i was listening to pat the NES cunt's podcast (yes i know, im a fag) and dude really is an entitled cunt. The opening had a brief discussion on him and his computer woes, and how he wanted to take it to a repair shop. long story short, he thinks cause he gave the shop his shit, it should be fixed ASAP, and ian was trying to tell him he's a retard and that repairs don't work like that, and there is a time frame...but Pat tried to play it off like they're weren't busy so they should've been working on his issue.

later in the ep they bring up Smash JT and Alyssa Mercante, to make fun of Smash. They clit ride Alyssa and deny she was a sex worker, and say she really has a case. But the most hilarious shit is them grandstanding on JT asking for money from fans...when they've done the same shit for ian's health. What fucking difference does it make if he asks for it for his lawyer fees or ian asks cause luna didn't give him good health coverage?
Pat is unwatchable anymore, his older content was okay of the time retro gaming videos but his stuff now is garbage
 
i was listening to pat the NES cunt's podcast (yes i know, im a fag) and dude really is an entitled cunt. The opening had a brief discussion on him and his computer woes, and how he wanted to take it to a repair shop. long story short, he thinks cause he gave the shop his shit, it should be fixed ASAP, and ian was trying to tell him he's a retard and that repairs don't work like that, and there is a time frame...but Pat tried to play it off like they're weren't busy so they should've been working on his issue.

later in the ep they bring up Smash JT and Alyssa Mercante, to make fun of Smash. They clit ride Alyssa and deny she was a sex worker, and say she really has a case. But the most hilarious shit is them grandstanding on JT asking for money from fans...when they've done the same shit for ian's health. What fucking difference does it make if he asks for it for his lawyer fees or ian asks cause luna didn't give him good health coverage?
i've mentioned that pat should have his own thread but i don't have the time or the autism to dig through everything he's done the past 20 years to make it. he definitely fits the bill though.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sAcI3m7WE3Y
Holy shit he's gotten so fucking fat.
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So he expected a PC repair shop to be able to get back to him about draining and re-filling a custom hard loop watercooling system, within an hour, on a fucking Sunday? Without even seeing it? Of course the shop didn't bother to call him back, he probably sounded like a complete dickhead over the phone, they knew he'd be a pain in the ass, and wouldn't want his business for the low amount they'd be able to charge him for it or quote a "we don't want to do this price" and risk even more outrage. In reality he probably bought some bullshit custom built system in the late 2010's as that was still a thing then(it is now, but it's so damned expensive just for the waterblocks hardly anyone bothers anymore).

But then his next segment is about Super ZSNES? That was announced a fucking month ago. And all they have to mention is the audio compression change and the widescreen support? Not about changing the audio samples outside of the ROM? The height maps for mode 7 and then using GPU shaders? Editing sprites again outside of the ROM?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r5twUkvYFpA
So these guys know fucking nothing? Ian at least seems to have a functioning brain, but within 10 minutes of this podcast you can tell Pat is a complete fucking moron.
do you not remember the whole "diablo infinite" thing?
but yeah i worked at a pc shop and we'll be as lazy as fucking possible with whatever gets dropped off, three days minimum. 99% of people are fine with it since they think computers are magic and we're wizards and we need to spend time casting spells or something on them to get them back up again, but you'd get that 1% that get turbo butthurt and call every hour asking if it's done yet then they throw a bitchfit that they need their 10 year old lenovo with a busted screen fixed NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. most of the time we'd just tell people it's not worth fixing and to buy a new one.
draining and refilling a water cooling system is fucking retarded, you're rich faggot just buy a new one. you blew $10K+ on fucking gold-colored plastic don't tell me you don't have the money.
 
do you not remember the whole "diablo infinite" thing?
I didn't know what you were talking about and looked it up... holy shit they both really did bitch about the crowd not liking the stupid fucking diablo mobile game, and were supporting blizzard. I did glance and see this comment that summed up their shitty podcast quite nicely though.
Pat's podcast... Oh boy, I always wonder why people listen. A video game podcast hosted by a man who hasn't followed the hobby since 1995, and a man who doesn't follow the hobby but thinks he's an expert cause he works retail. It's like listening to a movie news podcast hosted by a man who has only ever watched or follows children's films between 1985 and 1990, and a man who hates films but works at an AMC ripping tickets and cleaning up popcorn.

but yeah i worked at a pc shop and we'll be as lazy as fucking possible with whatever gets dropped off, three days minimum. 99% of people are fine with it since they think computers are magic and we're wizards and we need to spend time casting spells or something on them to get them back up again, but you'd get that 1% that get turbo butthurt and call every hour asking if it's done yet then they throw a bitchfit that they need their 10 year old lenovo with a busted screen fixed NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. most of the time we'd just tell people it's not worth fixing and to buy a new one.
draining and refilling a water cooling system is fucking retarded, you're rich faggot just buy a new one. you blew $10K+ on fucking gold-colored plastic don't tell me you don't have the money.
I worked at a repair shop for a little bit as well ages ago, and I think the minimum turn around was 5 days? That scene in Star Trek where Scotty explains to Geordi that you don't ever say you can do a 2 hour job in 2 hours, you say you can do it in 6 and end up as a miracle worker is the truth. Last thing you'd want is to promise a 1 day turn around, some shit goes unexpectedly wrong(maybe due to your own fault or just a bad initial diag) and suddenly it takes 3 fucking days would cause nothing but bitching. But if we told someone 5 days, and then called them on day 3 to pick it up and only charge 'em $80 or whatever for the simple shit they were always happy(and sometimes become repeat customers).

And yeah, thinking about getting an irate frantic retard freaking out because he can't drain and fill his own custom watercooling loop is dumb as shit and I wouldn't want his business either. Realistically you can't charge much for that, or like I said you quote a "go away, we don't want to do this" price, or just ghost the idiot.

Getting to the actual AVGN video
From the latest Cinemassacre video on theaters
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I wonder if he did that intentionally for that fatass.

As far as the rest of the video. Yeah, the ads are fucking ridiculous. I get why the theaters do it, it's because the distributors keep fucking them on ticket revenue, but it's an industry that's choking itself from the top down.

The fees and subscriptions, again bullshit attempts to get more revenue to make up for being fucked by the distributors, to make up for the inflated production costs. You can actually tell when these production costs got truly stupid, 2007 pirates of the caribbean 3, 300 million dollar budget, adjusted for inflation 500 million. pirates of the caribbean 2 was "only" 225 million in 2006, which is only 377 million adjusted for inflation. They were willing to crank the budgets up because they realized they had a billion dollar franchise on their hands. And that still doesn't take into account marketing costs.

Concessions, even back in the day I rarely bought 'em, just cost too damned much. For the rest of the video he's just bitching about the modern theater experience, which is the point but... yeah anyone who didn't already hold these opinions is an idiot.

The complaint about the movie poster signage is dumb though.
 
If James is truly a film connoisseur, shouldn't he know his local independent theaters? Like the one that's been around since the 50s and looks like it hasn't been cleaned since; but shows classic cinema and you don't get bled on the popcorn? I mean Philly is probably brimming with these
 
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