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So Arya is going to become the greatest killer of all time by introducing the Bloody Flux to the native people of Americos.
Sansa is now the realm's greatest LARPer
Bronn is going to do so much corruption
And Jon pet the doggo and is on his way to pounding the pussy.

Fuck Grey Worm, he's a prick.
 
You know there's some evidence indaboox that dragons can sometimes reproduce asexually. Drogon is surely approaching maturity. We Reign of Fire now.

God of Nothing dijo:
Why did his actor and Arya's turn into goblins after puberty?
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Attractiveness is based on certain golden ratios between body parts. But facial features don't all grow at the same rate. Someone that hit all the golden ratios in childhood or early in puberty is actually more likely than not to be an ugly adult as they keep growing and overshoot the ideal proportions.

Sansa meanwhile just did a ton of coke.
 
They rushed this so much that it's clear they wanted Dany dead as soon as possible.
Yeesh, Robyn Arryn had a major growth spurt.
Does anybody even believe the three eyed raven stuff? Not even his immediate family members know what's up with that.
Hold up, Bran's sterile or are they saying he can no longer do the horizontal mambo because he's parapalegic? Granted, I have no idea how huge of a difficulty that is in real life.
Jaime Lannister's wikipedia page is so biased.
The Land of Always Winter is accessible by land, shouldn't Arya be just as interested? Sothoryos even has an explored coast but nothing about the mainland.
Overall, interesting ideas with some I can actually see in the books but terrible execution.

Sadly, this isn't even the worst series finale I've seen in recent years. The award for that goes to Arrested Development.
 
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Well chaps after this truly historical hypekilling shitshow, I hope yall are ready for what comes next...

Now begins the bleak countdown towards DnD's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Just hope it ends there...for if the coming Lord of the Rings prequel show *retches in disgust* draws in enough normie fucks, it will be only a matter of time till they dust off Tolkien's aborted sequel plan and hire these hackfrauds to turn it into a "dark and edgy and subversive" Thrones clone
 
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-Be Grey worm
-Raised in some sort of Weird rapey spartan system
-dick cut off to make you ' better warrior'.
-Liberated by Deanerys stormborn
-Get revenge on fuckers who enslaved you and free all slaves forever
-Now high ranking general.
-Find love with hot intelligant woman in spite of lack of dick
-Owe pretty much everything to Stormborn
-Go to westeros to reclaim liberators rightful throne
-Fight apocalyptic battle with Ice Satan, loose thousands of brothers for local hicks you've never met
-Local hicks ungrateful
-Local allied hicks constantly undermine your crew despite your teams heavy losses.
-Local enemy hicks decapitate hostage GF for no discernable reason.
-Local allies hicks inexplicably upset when city assault pans out as they usually do.
-Bumble fuck hick chieftain stabs your queen to death despite being lover.
-Hick council of nobles only gives him a slap on the wrist and gives him castle. Ungratful dwarf aide to queen implies she's was a shitty leader, then they make a weird cripple king.


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EurocopterTigre dijo:
I don't know how anyone could've thought GoT was going to have a good finale, as I can't think of a single HBO show I've seen with a satisfying ending.
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The extra year spent on its production convinced me they were gojng to try to do it right. Instead it is bizarrely cheap and lazy and shitty. What was that extra year for?
 
GrungyLawnChlorinate dijo:
The extra year spent on its production convinced me they were gojng to try to do it right. Instead it is bizarrely cheap and lazy and shitty. What was that extra year for?
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Grand scale battles where cinematography was everything. Fuck good writing, that can go in the trash, what everyone wants to see is cinematic battles.
 
My thoughts on the episode:

I liked it. It was a stiff condemnation of political violence and the hyprocrisy of people who do awful things for a good cause; a salient message in a world where political violence committed by groups like ANTIFA is becoming increasingly commonplace. Its also characteristically GRRM and thematically consistent with the stories he likes to tell.

The good:
-Edmure Tully putting himself forward as the next king.
-everybody laughing in Sam's stupid fat face when he proposed democracy (although why is Asha smirking? she literally called for an election on the Iron Islands in season 6(?)).
-Jon riding off into the sunset with Ghost, Tormund and a bunch of wet and willing wildling women.
-Drogon sleeping under a blanket of snow.

The bad:
-Grey Worm and the Unsullied not immediately killing Jon and Tyrion after they learned about Dany. Grey Worm was a huge bitch this episode.
-making Dany legitimately crazy in the 11th hour to justify this ending.
-Tyrion's speech about Bran, and more importantly the fact that it worked.


Overall rating: 7/10
 
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