DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

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  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Votos: 25 16.2%
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Saw a clip of Phil talking about Ozempic and how people that use it don’t have patience or want to put in the work and how they just want instant gratification makes me think he’s definitely on Ozempic considering the entire rant was just him describing himself

Like genuinely who does he think he’s fooling? This fucker has been the laziest dude I’ve ever seen on the internet, he can’t handle any problem that pops up on stream by himself, he can’t be bothered to engage with anything going on on screen unless it’s super easy or he gets handheld through it to the point where he had a dedicated guy basically making guides for him to follow, yet at the peak of his laziness we’re expected to believe he finally made the effort it takes to eat healthy and workout consistently enough to lose weight?

Bull fucking shit dave
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink dijo:
Saw a clip of Phil talking about Ozempic and how people that use it don’t have patience or want to put in the work and how they just want instant gratification makes me think he’s definitely on Ozempic considering the entire rant was just him describing himself

Like genuinely who does he think he’s fooling? This fucker has been the laziest dude I’ve ever seen on the internet, he can’t handle any problem that pops up on stream by himself, he can’t be bothered to engage with anything going on on screen unless it’s super easy or he gets handheld through it, yet at the peak of his laziness we’re expected to believe he finally made the effort it takes to eat healthy and workout consistently enough to lose weight?

Bull fucking shit dave
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Personally, I think he's doing his usual low IQ narcissist semantic games. Without going into how these semantic games go for the 1000th time in this fucking thread, my point is that he doesn't use Ozempic but he uses one of the other drugs that work in similar ways (by targeting either just the GLP-1 receptor or additionally targeting the GIP receptor) and pretty much lead to the same result. Zepbound, Wegovy and Mounjaro also end up giving you the Ozempic face, hell they're even more effective at it than fucking Ozempic is, but Ozempic is the one that coined the term and entered the cultural lexicon simply because it was the first popular drug of its kind. However, since nobody says "Zepbound/Mounjaro/Wegovy face" and nobody accuses someone who went through rapid lichification of taking those drugs specifically, Phail rewrites reality in his own head to mean that it's only Ozempic that people make fun of, so thusly and robustly that means that whatever drug he's taking doesn't count and he's still become healthy, buff and sussessful in a "legit" way.

Also, he's probably getting tons of dopamine thinking that he's tricked us because we keep saying that he's taking Ozempic while ACKSHUALLY he's taking one of the other ones - debunked, idiots!
 
Big Brown Schlub dijo:
He also thinks it's going to be his retirement fund and, according to his own words, even told Fhet that. Other people (idiots), they invest into stocks, real estate, land, gold. Phail? He invests into fucking Pokemon cards :story:
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Phil is betting hard on a nuclear war where the post war societies that start forming choose Pokeman cards as the currency of choice for whatever gay as fuck reason.
 
Comma dijo:
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Great value offered here, sire!

No wonder he's barely hitting 200 live viewers nowadays. He's actively killing the viewerbase that just wants to watch him play games (badly).
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gameplay should be divided into 2 sections
- Gameplay by Phil
- Gameplay be Chat
which I believe is the case for yesterday's ragequit. The game was so obscure that none of his retards knew the game, thus he couldn't just read the chat and beat the game.
 
I've realized that lately, I can't even enjoy watching his streams to make fun of him. The constant pokemon card beg loop is just boring and sad to watch. A grown ass 44 year old man is completely consumed by pieces of cardboard with "art" printed on them. Cards that he will never use to even play the game, or even sell, because he's too afraid of human interaction outside of his stream. Phil isn't even a pokemon fan, it's just his latest stream of dopamine hits. When he does play games occasionally, it's just chat playing them for him. There's nothing to laugh at anymore, outside of the times where he rage quits a game like he did last night with MTH, and that's only funny for a few minutes before he just starts begging for pokemon card packs again. I think in general, it's a really boring time for lolcows. The golden age is over. Feel Free to disagree with me, but that is how I feel.
 
I was bored, so I made a quick and dirty compilation of all end-of-the-streams where he didn't hit the goal from the past 3 weeks or so. Get ready for some unbridled guilt-tripping and begging. I hope you joy this.

Summary:
  • HE likes the games he's playing, but the audience doesn't
  • nothing he could do
  • hopes support picks up tomorrow/next stream
  • packs
  • packs
  • packs
  • packs
EDIT: the forum was shitting the bed. Upload is now working.

 
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It's also funny to remember that soon after Leanna got exposed to non-Phil humans more, she was out. That's why I love making fun of his fat cunt of a wife. She's either too stupid/retarded to listen to advice from others or so much of a cunty bitch that she has no friends either. She's essentially been working & living with Phil for 7 years and is still there (probably). She's pushing late 30s and is a retard. She somehow has almost as little qualifications for a real job as Phil (no college degree, no skills, no hobbies, is likely fat as fuck so can't do anything physical, and is also retarded so can't even be a secretary).
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Do you think she realizes that this is it and she can't leave because as the famous Tiger King quote goes she wouldn't be able to recover financially? There's simply no way she'd be able to live alone even with a full time job in the greater Seattle area unless it's some trap house turned piss yellow stained walled studio in Tacoma. Leanna had enough braincells to rub together and a working gaydar to shack up with a gay roommate because she was young and had personality, a very pissy grating personality but a personality nonetheless and you're right what does Mrs. Ed have going for her in that regard? Whole lotta nothing and nobody would want a female roommate in their late 30's that's around 200lbs and is what I've coined as a seether which is a combination of pissy and passive aggressive.
 
johnkimble123 dijo:
The best part of the Phil/Kat relationship is that they both catfished each other.
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True, but Kat won this manipulative game easily.

It's funny looking back at the early days when Phil was often praising Kat's soulmaid qualities. She loves to cook and clean! She must have poured it on after Phil proved he'd dump tons of money on her funding her trips back and forth across the country, and paying for all new clothes (repeatedly as she went up a dress size every year), and then the soulmaid shit stopped in a hurry.

Whereas Phil basically just promised a 6 figure income and a nice stable living situation escape from Midwest shitholes. That hasn't really changed much. Let's be honest, many woman don't care how a man gets his money, and Phil is still in 6 figures. Sure, she probably wishes Phil wasn't this paranoid hermit that never leaves the house, but Kat knew what she signed up for here to some level. She was a fan of Phil's channel, she knew he had internet fame, she's a legit gamer, she's always likely been a homebody herself.

It adds up as Kat is clearly the dominant one wearing the pants in the marriage, despite Phil being the clear breadwinner and she has nowhere else to go. She knows she has Phil hook, line and sinker.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth dijo:
Delusional and lying.

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Phil looks like shit.

Also, if you watch any stream from 3 years ago where he tries to say he's not fat, he always says he's 190 pounds. Now he says he was 215 to 220 pounds. Three years ago, if you said he weighed 215, he'd have called you an idiot and banned you immediately. Now it's the new narrative. He just makes shit up.
BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
Once he gets into the workout babble, his eyes start darting around like spaz and he flails around. Furthers my theory that Phil has just been eating less at times to lose weight, and then probably added a GLP-1 last year to aid that.
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Phil did some curls and went on a weight-loss drug. That's it. Listening to him talk about how much he lifts and his workouts, it's very easy to tell he has no clue. Talking about how he's curling 50+ pounds with each arm....c'mon.
 
BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
True, but Kat won this manipulative game easily.
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I mean she became a fat whale who has no options if Phil were to ever blow his finances again (which should happen any day now)
Maybe if she stayed a Midwest 5 that wasn't a fat whale with a pound of makeup and a shitty haircut I'd agree, but she fucked up becoming 300 lbs
 
johnkimble123 dijo:
I mean she became a fat whale who has no options if Phil were to ever blow his finances again (which should happen any day now)
Maybe if she stayed a Midwest 5 that wasn't a fat whale with a pound of makeup and a shitty haircut I'd agree, but she fucked up becoming 300 lbs
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as long as khet the hutt has vanilla skyrim and a daily dose of 200kg of doordash slop she couldn't care less about what the fuck dave does with money
 
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