DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

    Votos: 129 83.8%

  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Votos: 25 16.2%
  • Total de votantes
    154
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Milkdud dijo:
Most could see from the beginning when he started stream when he was asking chat if people liked the game or not, that he was hoping he could just not play the game and then do a chill with Phil. Now we're gonna get hours of him shilling his packs and begging. His justification for quitting was that the game is for try hards and it is not intuitive. The real answer is he wants money for his packs and he is a retarded faggot who sucks at playing games and hates them.
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It's just embarrassing he is bitching about how hard it is and it should be easier basically just asking for yellow paint. His silksong playthrough was him slamming his head against the wall at most bosses for 30+ minutes I don't know why he tries to say he learned the game he learned what chat told him was broken item wise to carry him through the fights.

He is saying it's not worth for him to tryhard because that audience doesn't send him money it really is just about money. I'm ready for him to go viral for his post game takes saying it's just a bad game.
 
shekelshoah666 dijo:
It's done the game is ragequit. He ignored all help from his chat he wanted the game dropped.

This game shows he is a total dogshit gamer who has zero problem solving ability and doesn't want to learn. Entire gameplay was him blaming the controller from minute 1 and he was warned that the hammer was the hardest weapon of the three choices but picked it anyways.
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he sounds like such a whiny fucking baby "I don't like this game, this is a game for tryhard losers who wanna play something sweaty, I don't wanna torture me doodt". Shut the fuck up and put the fries in the bag bro, legitimately no one cares if you enjoy the game, entertain your fucking audience you omegadent
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood dijo:
he sounds like such a whiny fucking baby "I don't like this game, this is a game for tryhard losers who wanna play something sweaty, I don't wanna torture me doodt". Shut the fuck up and put the fries in the bag bro, legitimately no one cares if you enjoy the game, entertain your fucking audience you omegadent
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His biggest non whale/dent audience is the audience that watches him fail at "tryhard" games and they do throw him money to keep him going but he can't even be bothered to do that anymore.

He won't play any souls likes unless it's Fromsoft, won't play any fighting game that isn't a classic on with 2 players online, every metroidvania is giga handheld and the second he isn't handheld he is legit raging and any game where he has to learn anything he will drop it instantly when he isn't whaled out in the first 30 minutes.

Now he wants to play a "fun and chill" game I mean that's all you fucking play dude. He is scared to even play a game off his wishlist because "no one would know he's playing it"

LMAO chill with phil time! Tuesday night stream is now steam store trailer stream.
 
I didn't know he was playing Mina the Hollower. Lol, of course that game wasn't going to last. He can't really be handheld through a game like this, other than enabling all the modifiers but he'd still probably struggle. Good job whoever convinced him to play it for one stream, at least. Now back to babby games
 
Iron Hamster dijo:
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His tolerance for having to engage his brain and reflexes even the slightest bit in games is basically non-existent at this point. His gaming content is only going to become more and more geriatric and baby-brained in the coming years. Nothing but Steam shovelware that he can mindlessly click around in while he stares at chat and begs for money.

He has this really bizarre stance that the only games allowed to be difficult are FromSoft games. What a gamer.
 
BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
I didn't know he was playing Mina the Hollower. Lol, of course that game wasn't going to last. He can't really be handheld through a game like this, other than enabling all the modifiers but he'd still probably struggle. Good job whoever convinced him to play it for one stream, at least. Now back to babby games
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He played it for 3 night streams but spent the first two blaming the Steam controller than switched to his Razer one then he blamed the game tonight for being shit because he was frankly even worse with the Razer controller tonight. He kept rushing into a later game area and dying quickly but just continued to repeat it until he quit.

He still couldn't even land hits on enemies standing still with the hammer after almost 4 hours of gameplay. Honestly if Pokemon cards continue to go strong gaming outside of Pokemon games, horror walking sim games, chill games or prestige AAA stuff is dead.

He is now talking about other card games and how they need to "tie in" to his content for him to open them we are getting there lmao.
 
Iron Hamster dijo:
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It really amazes me how lazy Phil is, even when using AI slop. He doesn't even take the generated image and paste it again with an image of his shitty logo to say "ok fix the fucking logo". Literally takes a few seconds to do and a few more to get it back (assuming he's using a paid model like Grok), you're not even doing anything.

But let me guess, he does them wrong on purpose to piss off those trolls and milk those sweet 80 views. It's not because he's a lazy piece of shit, he KING SNAKED the entire internet by making them believe he's retarded (and I guess he did the same with the Switch muscle thumbnail, right?).
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
He has this really bizarre stance that the only games allowed to be difficult are FromSoft games. What a gamer.
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It's just because they're popular, so he can clout chase them, and also notorious for being difficult, so even casuals who don't know anything about games in general will make fun of him for raging/dying, and because Phil Burnell is a confused chimp trapped in the body of an elderly streamer who lacks the ability to form opinions, Dark Souls being popular and hard means that it is the only good hard game, because other hard games are less popular.

If you want a laugh, listen to DSP try to explain why Dark Souls is good. Actually, fuck that. Listen to DSP try to explain why literally anything is good.

I fondly remember the beginning of his explanation for why the Gollum game was a bad idea. "Lord of the Rings is an absolutely great pop culture...franchise, I mean, it's printed money."
 
LongJohnSilvers dijo:
what are the chances dsp is actually a pedophile? given we only have less than a handful of evidence to support this claim like defending cuties, pandalee, derich and being a recessed man child who loves to relive his childhood. I was curious because my dream is to see DSP get caught in a EDP style sting operation which would never happen unless kat leaves him and he spirals into deeper alcoholism but i like to entertain the thought.
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It makes me sick to stand up for Phil when I'm all for calling him all sorts of names and making fun of the dumb shit he does but you need actual solid proof before throwing around accusations like this. Being a total shut in that is socially and emotionally retarded on a level that makes Jayde look like Carl Jung is not enough to start throwing around probably the worst accusation you can level against someone
 
The way he does the pack openings is heinous for it being the main content now, he holds it up to the camera and it refocuses every time, why not have one set up in a good spot so it doesn't re focus every single time.
 
LongJohnSilvers dijo:
what are the chances dsp is actually a pedophile? given we only have less than a handful of evidence to support this claim like defending cuties, pandalee, derich and being a recessed man child who loves to relive his childhood. I was curious because my dream is to see DSP get caught in a EDP style sting operation which would never happen unless kat leaves him and he spirals into deeper alcoholism but i like to entertain the thought.
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I mean apart from a few creepy comments during the Bully mission where you're suppose to sneak into the girl's showers, and the whole thing with Pandalee (that was never confirmed as far as I'm aware) there isn't any evidence of Phil doing anything to kids. Im far from a Phil fan, but this is a very big accusation that requires huge evidence
 
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