DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

    Votos: 129 83.8%
  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Votos: 25 16.2%

  • Total de votantes
    154
DSP borderline soft-locking himself every single Resident Evil game he plays will always be my favourite content of his.

You would think with how many times he has played each one he would learn but its always the same and it gets him whining like nothing else.

That plus low support is peak DSP.
 
His justification for quitting was that the game is for try hards
Weird. That's right up his alley.
1782164487641.png + Phillips Bulbnell.webp = someone make it happen.
But let me guess, he does them wrong on purpose to piss off those trolls and milk those sweet 80 views.
Are you saying you don't know who DSD Gaming is?
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Come on guys don't you want to open some more packs?

Lol he is sperging about people questioning his weight loss. Chair shaking like a earthquake is happening.
The fucking breast hair is disgusting.
Is this tard really using magnetic cases without a perfect fit sleeve? The card is going to be shifting around in there over time causing damge.
I don't know anything about Pokgaymon cards but baseball/football cards fit perfect without it. I don't see how a sleeve would fit it's so close.
Ok does Phil think he's actually buff or does he not want ''DA TROLLZ'' to get a W?

Or is it both?
He phails to realize the trollz get the W no matter what happens.
LTG didn't reply to my messages
He needs to shave off the breast hair to get that.
Whats next Captain Obvious, Phil's gambling addiction is causing him to buy tons of Pokeman cards he'll never sell so it ends up being a massive money sink that puts him into even deeper debt?
So what are you saying?
If DSP saw the first Pokémon movie in the theatre, that means he received one of those 4 Pokémon cards that were part of the promotion (iirc Pikachu, Mewtwo, Electabuzz and Dragonite). I wonder what 18 year old DSP did with it?
We know he didn't run home and clothespin it to the fender brace on his bicycle.
 
repeatedly as she went up a dress size every year
Fuck. I never thought about this expense. lmao.
Also, if you watch any stream from 3 years ago where he tries to say he's not fat, he always says he's 190 pounds. Now he says he was 215 to 220 pounds. Three years ago, if you said he weighed 215, he'd have called you an idiot and banned you immediately. Now it's the new narrative. He just makes shit up.
He just refuses to believe that people far, far, far more intelligent than he'll ever be can see with their own eyes that he's lying. But........that's what pathological liars do.
as long as khet the hutt has vanilla skyrim and a daily dose of 200kg of doordash slop she couldn't care less about what the fuck dave does with money
She's in Jenna territory the day he drops dead. She better make up with her to get some tips.
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seriously who drinks coffee out of some weird child's plastic cup? Like you don't have a ceramic mug like 95% of the human race??
He has his Yoshi testicle mug that I point out every time that he teabags himself with while slurping that Yoshi spunk.
Phil is only good at games that he memorized the guide for as a kid or ones where somebody handholds him through the whole game.

That’s it. He’s trash at everything else. He even sucks at walking sim games like Truck Sim and Flight Sim.
He's trash at just turning on the hardware,
 
His roundabout way of demanding money while acting like somehow he's the reasonable one makes me so angry. I'll take my hats, I know. It's just insane to me that he's a real person that acts this way.
Yet again the eternal question must be asked: Is he just trying to fuck with his audience, or is he actually so delusional that he believes what he's saying?
 
06/22/2016 Day Stream:

King's Tax: $64

Hugely disappointing stream for Phail. But he liked the Wendy's kids meal + burger he DEVOURED for dinner.

Polkamon pack begging will be at an all time high tonight for TCG Card Game.
 
Does he have sensitive teeth or something? Whenever he eats shakes and the like, he gums at it like a baby spooning baby food into his mouth. That frosty might as well be apple carrot puree.
I think it's a combination of not seeing a dentist in probably decades, no oral hygiene and he's a retard.
 
It's okay Mr. Burnell, we all have trouble eating sometimes. I'll get s nurse to come help you right away, alright sweetheart?

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