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[Romeo]

Oi mate!

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Labour politician Andy Burnham is appointed Prime Minister of the United Kingdom by King Charles III on the morning of 20 July 2026 following his landslide victory in the Labour leadership election after the resignation of P.M. Keir Starmer.

Burnham was previously Mayor of Greater Manchester before resigning to run for the MP election for Makersfield to challenge Starmer's leadership as the leader of the British Labour Party and ultimately the position of Prime Minister. Burnham wins the election and Starmer later resigns knowing he won't be able to beat him in the leadership election due to Starmer's extreme unpopularity. Burnham's ministry sees the sacking of Deputy PM David Lammy and Chancellor Rachel Reeves following diversity demands and extreme tax hikes respectively as well as hiring the former leader of Labour Ed Miliband as Foreign Secretary, who does not know how to eat a sandwich.

Since David Cameron's resignation as Prime Minister in 2016 following Brexit, the UK has overseen 6 different Prime Ministers within ten years:

• Theresa May (C, 2016-2019)
• Boris Johnson (C, 2019-2022)
• Liz Truss (C, 2022)
• Rishi Sunak (C, 2022-2024)
• Keir Starmer (L, 2024-2026)
• Andy Burnham (L, incumbent)

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King Charles III meets Burnham at Buckingham Palace to appoint him as PM​	Ed Miliband, former Labour Party leader and now Foreign Secretary​	Miliband struggling to eat a sandwich​

Discuss in the following threads:

• [Articles + News] Andy Burnham's first speech as Prime Minister: 20 July 2026: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andy-burnhams-first-speech-as-prime-minister-20-july-2026.249582/
• [Articles + News] British News Megathread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/british-news-megathread.52880/post-25037519

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Please consider stopping by in the recent obituary postings and sharing your condolences for Richard “Dick” Porn, who’s life will be forever remembered for all the people he touched, for the hard times he was there for you, and how he spread his love everywhere he went.

 

[gernig]

For some heartwarming news for once, firefighters rescued a small dog that went missing for weeks after it was found swimming half a mile from the shore in the San Francisco Bay. The pup went missing on the Fourth of July and is now safely back to it's beloved owner

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[Markass the Worst]

The Bri'ish (who are allegedly humans) have taken another embarrassing L as Ofcom admits it can take no further legal action against Sanctioned Suicide, a website they are desperate to censor and shut down. It's almost as if the site is in another country that was involved in a war the UK lost 250 years ago and no longer controls, what a shocker.

Ofcom unable to take further legal action against suicide forum​

Link | Archive

Ofcom said it is unable to take further legal action against a pro-suicide forum which campaigners say has been linked to over 130 UK deaths.

The regulator said the site had blocked access for the "vast majority" of UK users, and it had "no further legal routes available" under the Online Safety Act.

But it accepted people would still be able to access the forum by using a VPN, which hides your location online.

Discuss in SaSu
Discuss in 4chan & Kiwi Farms v. Ofcom

 

[Blackstar]

Fishtank Season 3 Winner, Gay Schizo Autistic Porn Star Albert Appouh aka Burt Bronx just hotmic'd a drug deal on his stream

9:31

His reaction upon realizing that he hadn't muted the stream.
Fishtank Thread for Discussion
Burt Thread

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Mr. Beast and his fiancée Thea got married.



Discuss in the James Donaldson / Mr. Beast thread.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

David Orr, known as Gamin4Hope, quit his job to be a pro Overwatch player. After quitting Overwatch to instead try Marvel Rivals, he's quit that as well to give Deadlock a try. People on Xitter are now trying to boycott queueing in Deadlock because he will be playing the game.

In the words of David, that is, indeed, unfortunate.

Spoiler: EDIT SPOILER

My use of the word boycott is a bit misleading here as all I can find is just this one xeet, but people are still telling David to stay off Deadlock, and they don't want him on their game.

EDIT: Now two prominent Deadlock influencers and YouTubers / streamers are telling David to stay the fuck away from Deadlock.

💼 Careercow Publicar en el tema 'David Orr / Gamin4Hope'

Ayer a las 14:11

David has announced that he will be moving on from Rivals, as he is trying out different games by playing them for two weeks. His next game is going to be Deadlock.

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In the words of David, that's unfortunate.

• Cancer Man Metokur

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[Most Wanted Banana]

EMERGENCY

Daniel Larson's final sentence has been handed down. After two years in federal prison, Mr. President is a free man once again.





Discuss in the Daniel Larson thread.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Old news and not lolcow related, but a major event in morbid history quietly happened. If you recognize the name Nutty Putty Cave, it's because of the infamous John Jones case where a cave spelunker ended up fatally getting stuck and became his bodies final resting place...
Well, EWU somehow got the body cam footage of the failed rescue attempt.

Some actually groundbreaking news in the crime horror scene.
EWU somehow obtained unseen footage of the 2009 Nutty Putty cave incident where rescuers document trying to get John Jones out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ukew4GxeETQPreserveTube
Ukew4GxeETQ.mp4

 

[Spyro the Dragon]

Publicar en el tema 'OneyPlays'

Ayer a las 13:45

Currently mobile fagging so can’t get an archive of it yet.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ikr91TDlhhg

ikr91TDlhhg.mp4

• Brap God

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For those who are fans of OneyPlays, former Co-Hosts DingDong and Julian (mostly DingDong) went after Chris (OneyNG) on a recent stream.

What's happened so far:
-Someone on YouTube archived the portion of the stream where DingDong complains about OneyPlays and Smiling Friends
-DingDong says that Chris tried to divide him and Julian.
-Lying about the uploader taking things out of context, he's currently live on twitch and his fans are trying to flag the video down.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

US Tema 'Remembering Jim Goad Read, But Not Answered'

Lunes a las 20:45

Jim Goad died on June 22, 2026, following long-term health problems. Best known as the co-creator of Answer Me! and the author of The Redneck Manifesto, he leaves behind a large, provocative, and unmistakably personal body of work. What follows is a remembrance in his honor.

Jim Goad’s work was a huge influence on me.

I didn’t catch on to ANSWER Me! until it had already been reprinted by AK Press—and it is still wild to remember that AK Press was once cool enough to publish ANSWER Me! The First Three. But when The Redneck Manifesto came out in 1997...

• Sargon's wife's son
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One of the more prominent older right wing authors. Author of the. Redneck Manifesto and other such great right wing works he committed suicide about last month.

 

[Nameless One]

Lost media of Epic Rap Battles has been partially found.

Pol Pot versus Dwight Schrutte. Only the first 55 seconds have resurfaced. If you somehow have the full thing or more info on this, post it in the thread linked.

0:55

Pol Pot won, just look at him!

Edit: the full version was found by @Crescent Fresh , it wasn't even lost. Sorry folks.

3:19

Let this be a reminder to archive fucking everything.

 

[Azdy]

Ohio meth-head Nicholas T. Dryden has gotten a 9 year sentence for a paying an Indonesian minor to rape and kill baby monkeys

🔥 Zoosadist Publicar en el tema 'Million Pity / Baby Monkey Hate / 0chan.life / Million Tears / EvilUnveiled / VidLii'

Ayer a las 20:25

Niko Bellic got nine years: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio...ting-and-distributing-videos-depicting-monkey

All thanks to the true hero @Bloodypinky: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/millio...ears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-15260409

• BrickSeer

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[Most Wanted Banana]

Remember Ethan Ralph's Kiwi Farms killer, Snark Vegas, that was revealed last month? Well, there's a brand new thread there titled 'Horny Jail' where someone has leaked three batches (one, two and three) of private messages from a goon DM chain featuring some of our most distinguished fellow Kiwis.

Spoiler: Null's butt cheeks (DO NOT OPEN)

Come see what hides in Kiwi Farms' deepest and darkest goon dungeons in the snark.vegas / Viva Snark Vegas thread.

 

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Not wanting to be outdone by Germany and the UK, France becomes the first EU country to ban social media for children under the age of 15. In addition, the ban on phones gets expanded from elementary and primary school to high school as well.
The National Assembly as well as the Senate passed the bill, and President Macron pushed for it to be in effect as soon as the summer break ends.

Spain, Greece, Austria, and Germany might be next to introduce social media bans for minors.

EU Tema 'France becomes the first EU country to ban social media for children'

Ayer a las 19:14

Article by CNN / [A].

Paris — French lawmakers voted Tuesday to ban social media use for children under the age of 15, making it the first country in the European Union to introduce such an age limit.

Australia made history late last year when it implemented the first ban on social media for under-16s. The British government announced similar restrictions last month, expected to come into effect next year. Spain, Greece and Denmark are also planning to impose minimum age limits for social media use.

French lawmakers overwhelmingly voted in favor of the...

• Most Wanted Banana
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[Sprate Header]

For those who are fans of OneyPlays, former Co-Hosts DingDong and Julian (mostly DingDong) went after Chris (OneyNG) on a recent stream.

What's happened so far:
-Someone on YouTube archived the portion of the stream where DingDong complains about OneyPlays and Smiling Friends
-DingDong says that Chris tried to divide him and Julian.
-Lying about the uploader taking things out of context, he's currently live on twitch and his fans are trying to flag the video down.

Small update on the still-ongoing DingDong meltdown stream: he and Julian have claimed that during a Christmas Eve YouTube stream, someone came to their house with a gun, taped soyjaks to their door, and shouted "SleepyCabin won"

DingDong provided screencaps of YouTube chatters that claimed to be watching the crazed SleepyCabin gunman livestream the incident over Discord:

Publicar en el tema 'OneyPlays'

Hoy a las 2:15

DD's evidence that someone came to their house (WITH A GUN!)

"They taped a bunch of soyjaks to the house"

wow.mp4

• Paul-Denton

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At least one of these chatters is someone from the SoyjakParty diaspora:

Publicar en el tema 'OneyPlays'

Hoy a las 2:19

Ver archivo adjunto 9306391
Is that what this is all about?

(https://www.youtube.com/@TankedAssassin)
(https://archive.is/IoCoP)

Found the top guy, his username is a reference to CobsonTALKS

• Sprate Header

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DingDong, Julian, and their chat are also live-responding to the thread and alternating between seething and crying over the evil chud "just like 4chan" Chris-Chan stalking forum:

Publicar en el tema 'OneyPlays'

Hoy a las 3:03

Hi jan jan

• Paul-Denton

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In a completely and utterly ridiculous, undignified, and pathetic stunning and brave way, the European Union is now dictating imposing absolutely necessary regulations on broadcasters regarding the censoring filming and broadcasting of women's athletics, in order to submit to Islam, without any need or urgency whatsoever protect women.

I am not making this up or exaggerating.
The European Broadcasting Union has released a manual called "Raising the Bar - Guidelines for Respectful Media Coverage in Women's Athletics"
The obvious goal is to remove any and every risk of offending Muslims preserve female athletes' dignity by undoing over 150 years of women's emancipation focusing on athletic ability, not on female athletes' body parts.


look at this commie bullshit necessary regulation without which we would all just kill each other and be ruled by warlords, and the European Union is completely vital as an organization, praise be to Ursula von der Leyen

A&N, including a local archive of the 23-page guidebook

sing it with me:
صليلُ الصوارم نشيدُ الأباة Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Stephen Larson/StembleyTheRaccoon has published a 29 minute video addressing Null.

 

[Cheese_lad]

Small update on the still-ongoing DingDong meltdown stream

The stream is still ongoing and is rapidly approaching 24 hours.
It has also lead to the funniest sentence that has ever or will ever be typed.

Follow this nearly day long crash out in the oneplays thread

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

In response to recent statements from Sony about discontinuing physical media starting in 2028, Youtuber Dammit Jeff, in cooperation with Louis Rossmann-adjacent Fulu Foundation, has released a bounty for a Playstation 5 exploit starting at $20,000, with donations raising it to $30,000 and actively rising.

This feels like it's only a net benefit for Sony. That's it. The only thing we get out of this is, 'Oh, well... It's a little more convenient.' ... I keep seeing the same statistic everywhere- Yes. 85% of PlayStation game sales were digital last year, that is correct. But- And this is important- Adoption does not equate preference. ... How many people do you think chose the disc version of the PS5 over the digital version of the PS5? 82%. ... Clearly consumers still want at least the choice to decide where and how they buy their games."

DISCUSS HERE.

DONATE HERE.

https://bounties.fulu.org/bounties/playstation-5