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TO DINGDONG: if being an internet personality is making you so mentally unwell and miserable why not find another way to make money? Not a joke or a meme response. If this makes you feel so paranoid, so anxious, so upset why not quit the internet and get a "real job"?

Because you're lazy and don't want to do real work.
 
Julian is a terrible partner for letting this shit happen. He should pull a Lumberjack Bob on Dingdong like this.
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"Julian, STOP THE STREAM. NOW."
"Get that goddamn stream off the internet or I'll cut this damn Internet down!"
 
Allow me to shamelessly quote a shitpost I made about sharty soyjaks since DD brought it up, seems pretty fitting.
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"Sharty GODS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be sharty GODS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SHARTY GODS" he thought. Radiohead's Creep reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 fentanyl circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of soyjaks after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
 
I can’t believe there’s an image out there of Soyjaks taped to DingDong’s metal desert shack and they could be lost to the sands of time :(
 
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