🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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We have reached DSP levels of retconning ladies and gentleman

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"Worked with" weird way of saying you spent countless hours talking to NEETS on discord.
 
Stolen from one of the Facebook groups.

Okay, Amber sure you’re lying or you broke your luxury apartment treadmill.

The idea of her breaking a treadmill is hilarious and would be another thing to add to the list of items Amber has destroyed/damaged with her body weight.

Off the top of my head, the list includes :

Furniture
Walls
Cars
Exercise equipment.

If you add clothing than enough cheap fabric to covering the entire state of Rhode Island.

Probably loads of other items that I’m either forgetting or we don’t know about due to her being too embarrassed to admit, too dimwitted and selfish to realize to how uncommon it is to continuously break things due to be a lardo.
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We have reached DSP levels of retconning ladies and gentleman

:stress:

"Worked with" weird way of saying you spent countless hours talking to NEETS on discord.

Yes the woman who has three hair styles due to the fact she can’t hold her arms over head for more than three seconds was able to successfully recreated acanthosis nigricana on the back of her neck.

Personally, I think that’s why she uses the choker. It’s there to hide the brown ring of diabetes that she clearly has.

I bet her piss is more sugar than urine. Hell, she might actually lose weight but not because of trying but because her uncontrolled diabetes finally caught up to her.

TMI but that’s what exactly happen to a family friend. Nice guy but he enjoyed life to the extreme. Always overweight until one summer he wasn’t. He thought he finally got his diet under control but it turned out just to be diabetes and colon cancer. Lived another six months.
 
I just realised that Amber has an advantage that many women would appreciate having, her weight/disgusting deformed body basically grants her immunity to the usual dangers that women walking at night have to fear, can’t believe she’s not utilising that!
It won't save her from the real danger hunting fat gorls hurpling around at night though; dangleeeeen ankles. (:_(
 
I had a buddy in college who had a literal 8 pack.. dude was ripped but never exercised and ate what he wanted. Skater goth.. girls were all over him.

Started having seizures out of nowhere.. turns out he was type 1 and didnt know it.

Gained like 60lbs immediately once he started managing

Weird how things work..
Medical sperg:

Not that you asked, but insulin is essentially the hormonal signal to your body to take sugar out of your blood, converting it to long-term storage for later use. When someone has diabetes and isn't managing it, their urine apparently has a sweet smell because their body is frantically dumping sugar because they're insulin resistant. It's a feedback loop in the body, if I remember correctly. With type 2, the body gets overloaded with glucose in the blood and glycogen in the tissues, which is pulled out of the tissues during exercise so that you have something to burn for energy. That's why a lot of exercise machines have settings for 'fat burning' - while it's misleading and intended to sucker people into thinking they're doing more than they are, it's based on this. You have to deplete the glycogen stores in the tissues to signal to your body that it needs to start digging into your fat deposits, sort of like a savings account.

People gain weight when they go on insulin because their sugar storage systems are essentially optimized, the injections don't improve insulin resistance, they actually exacerbate it. I've heard of horror stories of the dosage of injections just going up and up. Person is fat and gets type 2, goes on insulin, gets fatter, ups insulin, insulin does what it does, so on and so forth. The only way out of the death spiral in a lot of cases is to actually cut out the bullshit and lose significant weight. Weirdly enough, gastric bypass and things like that have been shown to hormonally reset these things in some cases, but I'm not so sure. It is a shitty situation to be in as a type 1 diabetic, but those that I've known who eat moderately and eat right don't get fat.
 
The amount of pre-made garbage she must be consuming off camera is insane. Theres no way unless shes shopping at target or whole foods and instacarting everything and never going with mommalynn and picking up groceries. Theres no way. The "what I eat in a day"s she claims to share her "serving size" we need to get some autistic measuring going on to see how much shes showing vs how much shes buying because she would have to be spending like 2 people+ worth of groceries and paying full price and then some to equal even near the amount of "eating out" worth of spending shes been doing historically.

Didn't she say she spent like 3k a month in doordash or something a couple years back?
 
The amount of pre-made garbage she must be consuming off camera is insane. Theres no way unless shes shopping at target.
She said she's grocery shopping at Target. Which is... a choice.

Yes, food is expensive. But all those delivery fees, tax, tip, etc are INSANELY expensive.

A little math.

Onion $1
Garlic $0.50
Wine $2
Tomato Sauce $1
Heavy cream $2.50
Parsley $1
Basil $3
Pasta $2
EVOO $0.50

Total, $13.50, divide by 4 normies, get $3.38 per serving

Onion $1
Pepper $1.50
Ground beef $10
GLEN MUIR tomatoes $6
Bush's beans $3
Chili-0 seasoning $1.50
Macaroni $2

$25, makes 3-4 normie servings, $8.33 per each

I hate that I think of this bitch when I make chili.

TLDR, way cheaper and fucking easy to make your own quality dinner, with a fraction of the sodiums.

(Whatever you think of PW, that penne is serious.)
 
She would be saving money if she only bought what she was eating in her tiktok videos. But all the food she is eating off camera is probably costing her a lot of money.

She “casually” dropped she does ALL her grocery shopping at Target for a reason. To make us think she has enough money to do so. No one in their right mind does ALL their grocery shopping at Target unless they have money to burn.

She’s also leaving out that someone is shopping for her at Costco.
 
She “casually” dropped she does ALL her grocery shopping at Target for a reason. To make us think she has enough money to do so. No one in their right mind does ALL their grocery shopping at Target unless they have money to burn.

She’s also leaving out that someone is shopping for her at Costco.
It means that her mother is shopping at Target and Costco. in the past, Amber went shopping at Target with Becky. Amber will never shop by herself in these stores.

The other most likely possibility is that she orders all her food from Target.
 
It means that her mother is shopping at Target and Costco. in the past, Amber went shopping at Target with Becky. Amber will never shop by herself in these stores.

The other most likely possibility is that she orders all her food from Target.
Yeah, I assume she’s getting delivery from Target and MethMama is going to Costco for her.

I’m actually surprised she doesn’t want to go to Costco herself with the food court and the free sample ladies she could traumatize.
 
It means that her mother is shopping at Target and Costco. in the past, Amber went shopping at Target with Becky. Amber will never shop by herself in these stores.

The other most likely possibility is that she orders all her food from Target.
You can instacart stuff from Costco without a membership your just gonna pay out the ass to get it. I think shes deteriorated her relationship with mommalynn to the point where shes not doing everything for her anymore but will hang out with her if its beneficial like going to the gym or spending "quality time" like going out to eat. There was some random video I watched a couple days ago that was speculating about her and her moms relationship and they made valid points. I dont think her moms as attached anymore shes just letting amber be an adult and make her own choices.
Tinfoil hat theory:
Im thinking theres a target and a Costco near her and shes getting all her groceries from places you can instacart from as well as the dopamine high of shopping/meal planning/browsing/daydreaming about food. Its an addicts paradise. Shes paying a premium but never has to leave her house.

Yeah, I assume she’s getting delivery from Target and MethMama is going to Costco for her.

I’m actually surprised she doesn’t want to go to Costco herself with the food court and the free sample ladies she could traumatize.
Costco is huge and theres nowhere to sit. Amber would have to be hauled around in one of their pallet looking carts and she would take up all that room as well as I dont think she could get back up if she sat down on it because its so low.

The lanes are wide enough for her though so thats a plus but shes never stepping foot in there imho. Theres too many people who would gawk at her size, shes fully resigned herself to staying inside and going out to eat or once a week or so when mommalynn goes to her place to use their gym in fat girl solidarity to try and get amber out of the house and to stick to her goals.
 
Thats The Rizzler, morbidly obese child somehow related to the "Costco Guys". Unfortunately I dont know enough lore to tell you why they've edited the eraserhead guy's hair on him.

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Extremely off topic and borderline crazy of me to say but fuck that fat fucking kid and his fat fucking family. Childhood obesity should not be something people can profit from.

Also, off topic, but can someone explain to me why Target is seen as more expensive than any other store?

As a REDACTED REDACTED living in a major metropolitan area, I have never shopped at a Target. They exist; hell, one is a half a mile away from my apartment but still, I always assume they were pretty much on Walmart level. Maybe a little fancier (people do like to pronounce it in French) but I always thought that was sort of a joke.

Target, at least growing up, is where liberals shopped before Costco came to town. It was seen as a way of voting with your dollars.
 
I always maintain that if she was thin, she’d have a plain hillbilly face.
Probably. Fat girls' faces often hide flaws because they're more rounded, which is probably the case with her bottom third.

The usual thing fat girls will empathize is their big fat jug tits, but Amber can't even do that. *sigh*
 
Also, off topic, but can someone explain to me why Target is seen as more expensive than any other store?

As a REDACTED REDACTED living in a major metropolitan area, I have never shopped at a Target. They exist; hell, one is a half a mile away from my apartment but still, I always assume they were pretty much on Walmart level. Maybe a little fancier (people do like to pronounce it in French) but I always thought that was sort of a joke.

Target, at least growing up, is where liberals shopped before Costco came to town. It was seen as a way of voting with your dollars.
Its classism as far as ive seen. Its marketed as "not walmart". Its "upscale" its cutesy shopping that makes you feel upper class without actually being upper class.
Walmart is seen as low brow. Icky. Low class. Possibly having black/brown people or ugly white trash people there and you dont want to be associated with that. The people who shop exclusively at target are the slightly racist throw leaves in the fall photo girlies. The starbucks loyal customers but they call it starbys to be cutesy. The people who shop at target exclusively want to shop at whole foods and erewhon but cant afford it but dont want to be seen as being so poor you gotta shop at Walmart.
 
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So, she lied by claiming she's spending more on healthy groceries compared to when she was doing take out and has corrected herself without taking accountability. I don't count her being a lazy fatback unwilling to do her own shopping as spending on groceries. What she is actually doing is spending on the decision to being a convenience sloth.

She could easily eat for 2-5 dollars per meal as previously stated by other users. About 110 dollars a week, and that's being generous. What gets me is in her tiktoks she talks about 'going grocery shopping', which we all know is a misnomer for her. She 'goes shopping' about as much as she actually 'goes to the gym', but the false advertising amber does somehow always astounds me.

Amber's ego is hungrier than her stomach.
 

Ghey ass fucking “questions” that do nothing but fuel her ego and her narcissistic nature.

Only one of note is the claim to win $1199 at bingo. I am shocked that this the first time we are hearing about this (which means it’s either a lie or has kernel of truth that Amber than abused like a red haired step-son.)

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that actually her mother won (thus THEY won) it or it’s the total for a week. Some total fucking bullshit that proves that Amber can’t go one fucking question without being the center of attention.

That and she lies like a Mormon drinks. Second nature at this point.
 
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