🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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We have reached DSP levels of retconning ladies and gentleman

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"Worked with" weird way of saying you spent countless hours talking to NEETS on discord.
 
Stolen from one of the Facebook groups.

Okay, Amber sure you’re lying or you broke your luxury apartment treadmill.

The idea of her breaking a treadmill is hilarious and would be another thing to add to the list of items Amber has destroyed/damaged with her body weight.

Off the top of my head, the list includes :

Furniture
Walls
Cars
Exercise equipment.

If you add clothing than enough cheap fabric to covering the entire state of Rhode Island.

Probably loads of other items that I’m either forgetting or we don’t know about due to her being too embarrassed to admit, too dimwitted and selfish to realize to how uncommon it is to continuously break things due to be a lardo.
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We have reached DSP levels of retconning ladies and gentleman

:stress:

"Worked with" weird way of saying you spent countless hours talking to NEETS on discord.

Yes the woman who has three hair styles due to the fact she can’t hold her arms over head for more than three seconds was able to successfully recreated acanthosis nigricana on the back of her neck.

Personally, I think that’s why she uses the choker. It’s there to hide the brown ring of diabetes that she clearly has.

I bet her piss is more sugar than urine. Hell, she might actually lose weight but not because of trying but because her uncontrolled diabetes finally caught up to her.

TMI but that’s what exactly happen to a family friend. Nice guy but he enjoyed life to the extreme. Always overweight until one summer he wasn’t. He thought he finally got his diet under control but it turned out just to be diabetes and colon cancer. Lived another six months.
 
I just realised that Amber has an advantage that many women would appreciate having, her weight/disgusting deformed body basically grants her immunity to the usual dangers that women walking at night have to fear, can’t believe she’s not utilising that!
It won't save her from the real danger hunting fat gorls hurpling around at night though; dangleeeeen ankles. (:_(
 
I had a buddy in college who had a literal 8 pack.. dude was ripped but never exercised and ate what he wanted. Skater goth.. girls were all over him.

Started having seizures out of nowhere.. turns out he was type 1 and didnt know it.

Gained like 60lbs immediately once he started managing

Weird how things work..
Medical sperg:

Not that you asked, but insulin is essentially the hormonal signal to your body to take sugar out of your blood, converting it to long-term storage for later use. When someone has diabetes and isn't managing it, their urine apparently has a sweet smell because their body is frantically dumping sugar because they're insulin resistant. It's a feedback loop in the body, if I remember correctly. With type 2, the body gets overloaded with glucose in the blood and glycogen in the tissues, which is pulled out of the tissues during exercise so that you have something to burn for energy. That's why a lot of exercise machines have settings for 'fat burning' - while it's misleading and intended to sucker people into thinking they're doing more than they are, it's based on this. You have to deplete the glycogen stores in the tissues to signal to your body that it needs to start digging into your fat deposits, sort of like a savings account.

People gain weight when they go on insulin because their sugar storage systems are essentially optimized, the injections don't improve insulin resistance, they actually exacerbate it. I've heard of horror stories of the dosage of injections just going up and up. Person is fat and gets type 2, goes on insulin, gets fatter, ups insulin, insulin does what it does, so on and so forth. The only way out of the death spiral in a lot of cases is to actually cut out the bullshit and lose significant weight. Weirdly enough, gastric bypass and things like that have been shown to hormonally reset these things in some cases, but I'm not so sure. It is a shitty situation to be in as a type 1 diabetic, but those that I've known who eat moderately and eat right don't get fat.
 
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