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🍗 DeathfatAmberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
I just realised that Amber has an advantage that many women would appreciate having, her weight/disgusting deformed body basically grants her immunity to the usual dangers that women walking at night have to fear, can’t believe she’s not utilising that!
I just realised that Amber has an advantage that many women would appreciate having, her weight/disgusting deformed body basically grants her immunity to the usual dangers that women walking at night have to fear, can’t believe she’s not utilising that!
Cuz that would involving walking and that’s a no no for Amber.
Also it would imply that Amber is too gross/fat/unattractive to kidnap and that’s a cardinal sin for a narcissist like Amber. She is the dainty girly pop influencer who couldn’t possibly be outside at night without be barraged by the hordes of horny men looking to get a piece of that cake.
are you swelllleeeen, amber? Good. You should be. Walking helps clear lymph fluids. Muscles are supposed to swell when you use them. Walk more, ya huge, dumb bitch.
The first thing is basically what I was getting at earlier. Looking comparatively, we see how much smaller in the face she is when she started off but she was still considered morbidly obese because of her height. Again, I don't know how the BMI system really works because you can be considered overweight and be all muscle or my height/Amber's height and be considered obese at 143 pounds which seems a little silly to me. Anyway, it doesn't really matter in Amber's case because she's been fat her entire life.
It's pretty simple to see if you're high on the BMI because of muscle or manteca though... only the lards don't care for the system as it's glaringly obvious just by looking at them and the BMI rubs it in their face lol
are you swelllleeeen, amber? Good. You should be. Walking helps clear lymph fluids. Muscles are supposed to swell when you use them. Walk more, ya huge, dumb bitch.
are you swelllleeeen, amber? Good. You should be. Walking helps clear lymph fluids. Muscles are supposed to swell when you use them. Walk more, ya huge, dumb bitch.
Is this AUTHENTIC chili?
The one with mushrooms, YUGE onion chunks, turkey meat, onionsaltonionpowdergarlicsaltgarlicpowdermincedonions, and SIX kinds of clashing Mrs. Dash?
Amber noped out of treadmills during the early Destiny era after she almost broke one at a gym. That was her last time even visiting one prior to now, where she's at least 150 pounds heavier. She's too fat for most, if not all, gym equpiment.
Is this AUTHENTIC chili?
The one with mushrooms, YUGE onion chunks, turkey meat, onionsaltonionpowdergarlicsaltgarlicpowdermincedonions, and SIX kinds of clashing Mrs. Dash?
Funny you ask. When she claimed 'This is just like chili, but super flavorful' I felt the need to go look up her chili recipe video for lols. They are different recipes, remarkably enough. Remarkable due to the fact that neither of these meals seem appetizing in the least.
The closest thing to this recipe is a crockpot chicken chili recipe I know about. Its very simple, delicious, and high protein/low fat. Exactly the kind of meal Amber should be eating, but she just has to fuck up everything she does. The chicken chili crock pot recipe is just chicken breast, salsa, taco packet, kidney beans, corn, cook on low for 6+ hours, shred chicken with forks. One cup of it is about 200-250 calories.
Compared to her monstrosity, which is 'lean beef, kidney beans, onion, taco seasoning, tomato and jalapeno, and chicken bullion paste'. She is claiming that the bowl pictured is only 500 calories.
But its not like amber got to the weight she is by underestimating her intake slightly.
Yes being fat makes you stupid but amber has never been smart in any sense anyway. She doesnt even read the nutritional labels correctly I highly doubt she would even be slightly well read or marginally intelligent.
Even if she was thin shes still clout chasing retarded white trash. It was hot to be stupid and amber wants to be considered really hot.
I feel like most of those true white trailer trash meth momma/diddly dad/absolute unit Amber are just on a cycle.
They all look the same, reproduce, make more trash, get high, then die.
I guess Amber broke her family’s cycle by eating her uterus to death. At least on the female side.
This is a six hundred pound woman dipping a hard boiled egg into Hellmann’s “Mayo” (which is not real mayonnaise in my book but that’s just me being a pretentious prick.)
Disgusting. She can’t even eat an egg without drenching it in some sort of canola oil based sludge.
I cant believe shes been doing this for so long, shes still like a child making up extra rules to make hopscotch more fun. This has been going on forever and shes still in the mindset that if she does all these little extra weird bits its gonna work out this time. Shes so genuinely fucking dumb.
She must be so pissed people are actually paying attention to her diet and not blindly clapping like seals at her "progress". I bet shes stressed out that shes not losing as much weight as quickly as she thought she would and now shes freaking out at the idea the sodium is making her swell and retain water. Its gonna make her crash out and just stop the diet altogether.
I noped out of Kiwiland when Amber went on the Struggle Bus, or whatever the fuck it was called.
But, Amber- counting calories! In a smug way, of course. She's REALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME! She's got a scale and everything! Oh, that's my kryptonite clickbait.
After braggety-bragging about how she's never been so *good* at this, chinks in the armor are showing.
- Half empty jar o' full fat mayo, the dieter's friend.
- "Double" portions of mayo-y chicken salad and giant dog food bowl of chili.
(Is it me, or does it look like Wendy's with extra broth? Cuz everyone loooves their chili BROTHY.)
- Sure, Jan, perfect hard eggs on the first try, at the tender age of 35. What's her secret to getting every teeny shell speck off? Uh-huh. More mayo and bacon!!
-Doritos and chocolate fruits... in an angelic dieter's home?? Uh oh.
Anyways, can't wait to see the binge monster show up. Soon!!
She 100% buys them premade, de-shelled, etc.
You should have seen the look on my face my first time seeing those eggs here in the good ol’ US of A. My MIL uses them for when she is hosting her annual Christmas party so she doesn’t have to cook and peel 24 eggs on top of everything else she makes; they are slimy and weird and just don’t taste right to me.
For an unemployed engorged tick like Amber who has nothing else to do but obsess over food, you would think she would enjoy the prep that goes in to it.
Hahahaha I’m delusional she just wants them in her gullet as fast as humanly possible; do you think she also drinks the ayyyg juice from inside the bag?
