🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The whole gym type deal type situation is probably just to get Emily's attention. Something about the dissonance of seeing a death fat in a gym probably gets her off. Similar how in the Eugenia Cooney thread people would post that she was catering to freaks on the opposite side of the fetish spectrum by struggling to move boxes or pick things up. Just my two elbeez.
 
I used to be excited for what kind of dumb ass shenanigans Amber was getting into. Something about the LCU broke it.

I don't have any interest in her bullshit anymore. Lately, each time I check this thread I feel disappointment. Like something was stolen from me and I'm still looking for it.

She's so pathetic and transparent its hard to care. Her shenanigans are no longer cheeky. They're evil shenanigans.

GOD DAMN YOU KEEM GIVE ME MY FAT AMBER BACK
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
Amber Reid Chicken.mp4


This summer, one 650 pound woman will try to lose weight. But just when she starts seeing results she gets transformed (record scratch), into a chicken. Amber Lynn Reid is, The Chicken. Also starring Rob Schneider
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I am pretty sure you could hear her crunching from 1000 ft away. Eric and Ricky must have went through a lot of hell hearing that ALL day.

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Combing through the Amberverse thread and found this gem.

>her face is so fat, her eyes and mouth just look like two dots and a line.

>the camera shakes as she walks by

>the absolute shade both of them are silently throwing
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This was the moment where Amber was angry that someone was eating her food. Particularly her cereal.
 
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Hey Amber, try going for a walk with your dog ya filthy animal murdering oxygen thief.

Seriously. I don’t care that she’ll die a fat fuck before her time but it annoys the hell out of me that Twonks will die as a fat dog. If she wants to exercise try picking up the pee pads, cleaning out the litter trays and taking that dog and herself OUTSIDE.
 
Surprised Pikachu dijo:
Hey Amber, try going for a walk with your dog ya filthy animal murdering oxygen thief.

Seriously. I don’t care that she’ll die a fat fuck before her time but it annoys the hell out of me that Twonks will die as a fat dog. If she wants to exercise try picking up the pee pads, cleaning out the litter trays and taking that dog and herself OUTSIDE.
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Yeah but how are you supposed to monetize that while also controlling the narrative? She can’t have the world see her struggling to breath while doing the most basic of tasks now can we?

Also, in Amber’s defense (or more just luck for Twinkie) 92 degrees in OKC. That’s way too hot to be walking a dog. Twinkie’s paws would be cooked from the pavement.

I guess she could walk Twinkie on the treadmill but I doubt it’s big enough for the both of them.

Ideally she would walk around her apartment but once again, if she can’t control the narrative then why bother filming.

Only person walking Twinkie is maybe her mother but I doubt that. Twinkie will die inside that apartment.
 
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Yeah but how are you supposed to monetize that while also controlling the narrative? She can’t have the world see her struggling to breath while doing the most basic of tasks now can we?

Also, in Amber’s defense (or more just luck for Twinkie) 92 degrees in OKC. That’s way too hot to be walking a dog. Twinkie’s paws would be cooked from the pavement.

I guess she could walk Twinkie on the treadmill but I doubt it’s big enough for the both of them.

Ideally she would walk around her apartment but once again, if she can’t control the narrative then why bother filming.

Only person walking Twinkie is maybe her mother but I doubt that. Twinkie will die inside that apartment.
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While I understand your point about protecting Twinkie's paws from the heat, that logic implies that Amber is functioning during day hours like a regular person would be. She sleeps half the day and does a majority of her "activities" (and I'm losing that term very ligihtly) at night time, making heat less of a factor.

Or even hell. Take a couple minutes out of the day and walk her down the hallway a few times a day. I know she can't take Twinkie on long walks at this point but a walk up and down the hall three times a day is better than nothing.
 
Agoodpotroast dijo:
While I understand your point about protecting Twinkie's paws from the heat, that logic implies that Amber is functioning during day hours like a regular person would be. She sleeps half the day and does a majority of her "activities" (and I'm losing that term very ligihtly) at night time, making heat less of a factor.

Or even hell. Take a couple minutes out of the day and walk her down the hallway a few times a day. I know she can't take Twinkie on long walks at this point but a walk up and down the hall three times a day is better than nothing.
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For real.
Amber is up at all hours of the night thanks to her garbage schedule.
Twonk wouldn’t care that she is getting walked in the middle of the night, and it would be cooler out for ol’ cement legs here/less risk of people gawking at the gargantuan woman and her tiny fat dog.
Of course it’s all a drop in the bucket at this point. Bolth Amber and Twonk will die too early, and very fat.
Twonks’ entire life unfortunately has been upended numerous times, she has kibble piled up to gorge on, no exercise, no stimulation, no doggie friends to visit at the park.. no stability, a screeching, thumping, smelly owner..
Don’t mind me. I’m just MATI because Twonk had no control over where she ended up.
 
Agoodpotroast dijo:
Insanely? High school probably. BMIs are kinda weird but for her height, she's been morbidly obese since she's been on Youtube. She's just REAL big now
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Please tell me you are jokeeen lol
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No child should be this large.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
She was half her size in season 2 and actually active
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Still obese tho. We have never experienced Amber anywhere near a healthy BMI, let alone not being obese.

I doubt she has either; even her early memories are shrouded by obesity. She knows no other existence.

She’s been domesticated by her own fatness to the point she can’t see life without it.
 
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