🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Shitted Scaredless]

Geez that is one butt ugly little shit. You just KNOW that kid is gonna steal your lunch, then cry to the teachers you're lying and just picking on her because she's faaaat and YOU end up in trouble.

Bully the woman of today, not the child of the past.

 

[Insulin reid]

I don't believe Amber has ever hated herself.
Every time she's had a lil' breakdown and boohoo'd about how she's the problem has been to manipulate her audience.
Nobody loves Amber like Amber, and that bish is dedicated.

I think its more of a malignant narc self hatred/superiority complex.
She does have bouts of self hatred, self destructive behaviors and other issues but also thinks shes at least better than other people and can white knuckle hold on to the idea shes "got a pretty face" and the fact shes "not like other girls".

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Still obese tho. We have never experienced Amber anywhere near a healthy BMI, let alone not being obese.

Its pretty relative I guess. Season 2 being half the current weight is wild to think about and to think she would still be in trouble, health wise, if she was that weight at her current age

She does have bouts of self hatred, self destructive behaviors and other issues but also thinks shes at least better than other people and can white knuckle hold on to the idea shes "got a pretty face" and the fact shes "not like other girls".

I honestly think most of her anger comes from people not believing her tbh. She tries to control a narrative and when people don't believe it she gets mad at them and herself for not being able to convince them of something. She is definitely delusional in all aspects of life though

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Its pretty relative I guess. Season 2 being half the current weight is wild to think about and to think she would still be in trouble, health wise, if she was that weight at her current age

The first thing is basically what I was getting at earlier. Looking comparatively, we see how much smaller in the face she is when she started off but she was still considered morbidly obese because of her height. Again, I don't know how the BMI system really works because you can be considered overweight and be all muscle or my height/Amber's height and be considered obese at 143 pounds which seems a little silly to me. Anyway, it doesn't really matter in Amber's case because she's been fat her entire life.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

The first thing is basically what I was getting at earlier. Looking comparatively, we see how much smaller in the face she is when she started off but she was still considered morbidly obese because of her height. Again, I don't know how the BMI system really works because you can be considered overweight and be all muscle or my height/Amber's height and be considered obese at 143 pounds which seems a little silly to me. Anyway, it doesn't really matter in Amber's case because she's been fat her entire life.

BMI is a pretty basic tool that measures your height vs your weight. Yeah it’s not perfect (you could have a muscle head who technically obese with 5% body fat) but even then it still correct in the sense that you weight too much for your height.

Muscle or fat, it don’t matter. It still too much weight. It’s not uncommon to see powerlifters use CPAP machines since they have too much weight on their chest to sleep properly.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The first thing is basically what I was getting at earlier. Looking comparatively, we see how much smaller in the face she is when she started off but she was still considered morbidly obese because of her height. Again, I don't know how the BMI system really works because you can be considered overweight and be all muscle or my height/Amber's height and be considered obese at 143 pounds which seems a little silly to me. Anyway, it doesn't really matter in Amber's case because she's been fat her entire life.

I think anyone else at the height, weight, and fat levels of season 2 Amber would be considered scary health problems. But we have had 4 more seasons of watching Pookie pork up to 600+ pounds which makes her 300+ pound starting weight seem skinny by comparison

 

[kawaiikat420]

Her face hasn't changed at all.

It's all the excess facial fat. The crazy thing is that we'll never know what she should actually look like because the fat disguises and distorts all of her facial features. If you've ever seen a successful story on My 600-lb Life, one of the starkest differences you'll notice in terms of physical transformation is the face.

I don't believe Amber has ever hated herself.

One doesn't destroy one's entire life via food without hating oneself at least a little bit.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

It's all the excess facial fat. The crazy thing is that we'll never know what she should actually look like because the fat disguises and distorts all of her facial features. If you've ever seen a successful story on My 600-lb Life, one of the starkest differences you'll notice in terms of physical transformation is the face.

She’s always maintained how pretty her face is buried under all the fat.
Shamelessly stolen from a Redditor as they clearly had the same idea; here is her actual “pretty” face outlined in its fat casing:

So pretty. So dainty.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I always maintain that if she was thin, she’d have a plain hillbilly face.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She’s always maintained how pretty her face is buried under all the fat.

Its the cope of all fat women

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I always maintain that if she was thin, she’d have a plain hillbilly face.

So like her mom.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

So like her mom.

Her mom isn’t thin.

 

[Constellationzero]

I always maintain that if she was thin, she’d have a plain hillbilly face.

No, she looks exactly like George Reid (like every morbidly obese sex offender on the registry).

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

No, she looks exactly like George Reid (like every morbidly obese sex offender on the registry).

And her father is a hillbilly.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

No, she looks exactly like George Reid (like every morbidly obese sex offender on the registry).

And her father is a hillbilly.

I feel like most of those true white trailer trash meth momma/diddly dad/absolute unit Amber are just on a cycle.
They all look the same, reproduce, make more trash, get high, then die.
I guess Amber broke her family’s cycle by eating her uterus to death. At least on the female side.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

i wonder if she would be as stupid as she is now if she was thin.

Does the literal fat make you stupid or is it the journey to a state of being a death fat that makes you dumb?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

i wonder if she would be as stupid as she is now if she was thin.

Does the literal fat make you stupid or is it the journey to a state of being a death fat that makes you dumb?

While she seemed to be at her peak stupid during the Gaycare era (which was also coincidentally her previous fattest), I think she really is just that dimwitted. Some of what she says is obvious ragebait like the moon landing or not knowing that other countries have flags stuff, but a lot of her actions scream lack of impulse control or introspection common with low IQ individuals. Not all of her idiotic behavior is an act. That's just her.

So like her mom.

No, she looks exactly like George Reid (like every morbidly obese sex offender on the registry).

I can see Kristine in the upper half of her face. They have similar eye structure. That chin is straight up George, though.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

This is a six hundred pound woman dipping a hard boiled egg into Hellmann’s “Mayo” (which is not real mayonnaise in my book but that’s just me being a pretentious prick.)

Disgusting. She can’t even eat an egg without drenching it in some sort of canola oil based sludge.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

This is a six hundred pound woman dipping a hard boiled egg into Hellmann’s “Mayo” (which is not real mayonnaise in my book but that’s just me being a pretentious prick.)

I'm honestly surprised she's not using Miracle Whip because it's less calories at this point. Bleh.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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This is a six hundred pound woman dipping a hard boiled egg into Hellmann’s “Mayo” (which is not real mayonnaise in my book but that’s just me being a pretentious prick.)

Disgusting. She can’t even eat an egg without drenching it in some sort of canola based oil sludge.

I think I saw her dancing in one of these tiktok videos after eating something. Pretty sure that is in Jordy's fat people hall of fame