🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Also, off topic, but can someone explain to me why Target is seen as more expensive than any other store?

As a REDACTED REDACTED living in a major metropolitan area, I have never shopped at a Target. They exist; hell, one is a half a mile away from my apartment but still, I always assume they were pretty much on Walmart level. Maybe a little fancier (people do like to pronounce it in French) but I always thought that was sort of a joke.
Unless they have a good sale, their grocery prices tend to trend much higher than your average Walmart or a local grocery store.
Their prices used to be much more in line with Walmart in the 90’s.

Edit to add:
Asking someone like Amber (or any lolcow) to help pick a baby name, even if it's not for real, is so embarrassing
Never forget she wanted to name a human child, Rarity Gray.
 
Costco is huge and theres nowhere to sit. Amber would have to be hauled around in one of their pallet looking carts and she would take up all that room as well as I dont think she could get back up if she sat down on it because its so low.
Well I'm ⏰ to reply on this, since people have since posted her saying she gets all her stuff via delivery. But Costcos do have mobile scooters, they are also XTRA large compared to ones you see at other grocery stores. They have higher weight capacities
 
Coloring hair requires a shower and we know she doesn’t shower
She also cant hold her arms up that long to put color in her hair. Theres no way she can even do both within the same time let alone let it not let the color sit in her hair for a disproportionate amount of time. It will come out splotchy at best and we would see where she cant reach due to the hair being a different color.
 
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So, she lied by claiming she's spending more on healthy groceries compared to when she was doing take out and has corrected herself without taking accountability. I don't count her being a lazy fatback unwilling to do her own shopping as spending on groceries. What she is actually doing is spending on the decision to being a convenience sloth.

She could easily eat for 2-5 dollars per meal as previously stated by other users. About 110 dollars a week, and that's being generous. What gets me is in her tiktoks she talks about 'going grocery shopping', which we all know is a misnomer for her. She 'goes shopping' about as much as she actually 'goes to the gym', but the false advertising amber does somehow always astounds me.

Amber's ego is hungrier than her stomach.
She must be eating (obviously) an insane amount. My grocery budget for 4 people for 10 days is 250. Hell on 600lb life they put them on a 1200 a day calorie diet. Couldnt imagine eating 250 bucks of groceries myself in a week.
 
Maybe a little fancier (people do like to pronounce it in French) but I always thought that was sort of a joke.
They like to pronounce in french a word that isn't french. Shows the IQ of these people.

Also that exercise device in her latest tiktok is basically useless. She's supposed to engage her core and move it using the abs and hips, but she's just shifting her massive self around to get it moving. The "jumping jacks" would be more effective. Also lol at how it kept getting stuck at the exact same spot in the beginning : the human monstrosity that is that shelf.
 
“Tar-ZHAY” they know it’s a joke. They’re making fun of it not being a luxury store.

She has two and they barely fit her. All she’s doing is shifting from one foot to the other, she doesn’t need it at all.
 
I AM OBSESSED #weightloss #workout


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Those pants leave nothing to the imagination.
I'm certain that Jade got her one of these, used it once and we never saw it again? Just looking at her makes me feel so claustrophobic, fuck... I know it's always speculated on here and with other gorls, but I just wanna know and perhaps even see (if Im feeling brave enough) how she washes herself..or if she gets her mum to help her. I feel like most of the time she probably sits down on her bed and gives herself a cloth 'shower'?
 
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Those pants leave nothing to the imagination.

Showing off the shelfass

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Extremely off topic and borderline crazy of me to say but fuck that fat fucking kid and his fat fucking family. Childhood obesity should not be something people can profit from.

Also, off topic, but can someone explain to me why Target is seen as more expensive than any other store?

As a REDACTED REDACTED living in a major metropolitan area, I have never shopped at a Target. They exist; hell, one is a half a mile away from my apartment but still, I always assume they were pretty much on Walmart level. Maybe a little fancier (people do like to pronounce it in French) but I always thought that was sort of a joke.

Target, at least growing up, is where liberals shopped before Costco came to town. It was seen as a way of voting with your dollars.
why not go to Lidl, or Aldi or heck Trade Joes ?
 
Clock me if it was posted and discussed. I looked at the last couple of pages and didn't see it but I'm also a blind bitch.

All she did was eat on camera, how the fuck did she not expect this to happen. She just can't understand she can no longer be paid to eat on camera through social media. Something in her smooth monkey brain refuses to register that. I suspect she'd rather start selling feeder videos before finding the motivation and energy to actually do something profitable that doesn't violate community guidelines. She's spinning her wheels trying to find an income and I love it for her.
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