DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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It might not last forever, but people were saying this exact same thing 6 years ago when Logan Paul was buying Charizard cards for 6 digits and opening packs all the time. If there's an IP where the nostalgia grows over time whether it was deserved or not, it's Pokemon.
Was there not a slump in valuation pre logan paul? I know gen1 was lightning in a bottle but then it feels like people stopped caring until relatively recently and values skyrocketed. Or was I just not paying attention?
 
Watching the Mina stuff in full man he really did just use the Steam controller to have an excuse for his bad play. He clearly hates the game but got whaled out pretty hard so I guess we will see more of it. Actually insane he didn't just swap to his $200 controller that he loves using after the 5th time he said he is having issues with the dpad.
I still think he uses it just to flex having one since it's still rather difficult to get. I thought the steam controller would get in the closet faster.

It's still insane to me the fact he got one and refuses to use steam inputs. He's got a $100 controller and doesn't use half the features.

It's like you go to a sandwich shop and buy a $100 dollar sandwich to then remove all the ingredients from it and just eat the ham and bread. All of that just to flex on the drooling retards outside the shop that you can afford a $100 dollar limited edition sandwich.
 
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I've been staking out his local card shop for months with a van full of black thugs, just waiting for him to show up. We're running low on supplies so hopefully he comes by soon or we'll have to start eating each other
The very idea of Phil dealing with black people(R.I.P. T) at a card shop is a Tim Robinson sketch come to life. Please for the love of Jesus let this happen.
 
Phil should play Yugioh instead. Tell people he has the heart of the card and he need their support. Also Konami has a free yugioh gatcha game that he can whale on too.
Crap, now you made me want to see him fumble his way through Legacy of the Duelist.

Can you imagine Phil playing Forbidden Memories, Duelist of the Roses or Tag Force Evolution? I'd at least feel entertained for half an hour, which is getting pretty rare while watching Phil. All the interesting shit happens outside of his gaming streams nowadays, which is a shame.
 
Crap, now you made me want to see him fumble his way through Legacy of the Duelist.

Can you imagine Phil playing Forbidden Memories, Duelist of the Roses or Tag Force Evolution? I'd at least feel entertained for half an hour, which is getting pretty rare while watching Phil. All the interesting shit happens outside of his gaming streams nowadays, which is a shame.
DSP playing an older YuGiOh simulator, like Tag Force, would be fucking kino because you just know we'd get an extended 15+ minute crash out segment after he tries using an MST on a Dark Hole and Raigeki and still has his entire board nuked because he doesn't understand that MST doesn't negate.
 
Maybe DSP should try fucking his own mother. He better hurry tho, she probably only has another couple days left before she croaks, maybe another decade MAX.
Now guys, we still haven't reached the cumulative milestone for me to fuck my mother! I'd like to have sex with her, but you guys don't seem interested.

Let's get a nice juicy tip, so Linda can get my nice juicy tip!!! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack.
 
This current pokemon uptick is literally just tulip mania (or beanie babies, your choice) and the value of the cards is illusory.

MtG is a different beast and cards have value with reference to the game, like someone said. There will come a day not far from now where the market for pokemon cards will just evaporate.
No one not playing MTG now gives a shit about the cards. They will be worthless when the current generation grows up
 
ICS whale gave dsp 150$ tonight as "alex" and some other name (idk just tuned in randomly), dsp said he was telling his wife at Costco how pokemon is valuable and worth something. Sounds like he uses the price of boxes in the wild to manipulate his dumb fat wife. I cant wait for the divorce bankruptcy arc.
Imagine not knowing why you cannot go on vacation anywhere or have the honeymoon you always wanted and you're in costco with your husband who you've always wondered if he was autistic or not and you're trying to leave and he's still lingering in the store at the pokemon vending machine and talking to the security guard about scalpers and you start to notice ripped packs everywhere and box wrappers and then you think he's trying to seduce another fan to replace you but he's checking the prices of pokemon cards at all times- and when you finally confront him about where all the money is going and why is it pokemon he reveals the ultimate wealth for life and retirement plan where if you invest a lot of money you won't have to worry about working ever again and every day will be a vacation - and then he says ok kat now go to the freezer and pull out our dinners for the week and add them to the fridge inside and trust the plan.
 
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Again, I’m not going to pretend I know the answer more than anyone else here and if you guys are right that would be pretty funny. But my final two cents on The Jayde Question is that he has insane staying power because even Phillip Paul Burnell is not going to lose his temper with a known wheelchair cripple whose mother occasionally has to type messages for him because he’s having seizures or in the hospital. He can barely string words together.

Further, why would Jayde ever have needed “staying power?” He does nothing that would upset Phil or the mods. When he asks for someone to name him a Pokémon, that makes Phil money. Otherwise all he does is try to get some baby-mode social interactions because he’s desperate for friendship and belonging, like any of Phil’s dents, but on a much more simple and childish level. Because his brain is mush.

Jayde is not PWR. He is not some loser trying to play a long game of manipulation and pretense. He is just a retard in a wheelchair who, for God knows what reason, ended up planted in front of Phil’s streams for eight hours a day while his mother is off doing whatever the fuck. And please, unless someone in a detractor chatroom claiming to be Jayde has some truly convincing proof, do not just take their word. There’s a lot of weird dents in the detractorsphere too.
Jayde is truly a "Make-A-Wish" kid. He just needs Ackdolf Pigler to see him in person to fulfill his dream of meet his "Hero".
 
DSP playing an older YuGiOh simulator, like Tag Force, would be fucking kino because you just know we'd get an extended 15+ minute crash out segment after he tries using an MST on a Dark Hole and Raigeki and still has his entire board nuked because he doesn't understand that MST doesn't negate.
Good times when I also made that mistake. I also remember the AI using Penguin Soldier and flipping my monster and itself back to each player's hand and it blew my underdeveloped mind. "Wait, it can mill itself?!"

Tag Force would also be pretty fun to watch because I wanna bet that he would also rarely interact with any of the characters. "Tuhuh, why would I wanna befriend these guys?" Ah, but Phil's choice of deck or strategy would also be interesting to see. I recommend a gambling deck for our special boy.
 
DSP playing an older YuGiOh simulator, like Tag Force, would be fucking kino because you just know we'd get an extended 15+ minute crash out segment after he tries using an MST on a Dark Hole and Raigeki and still has his entire board nuked because he doesn't understand that MST doesn't negate.
I hate that you're making me say this but to be fair to DSP most normal people wouldn't understand what the fuck is going on in Yugioh. It's one of the most obtuse and pointlessly complicated TCGs in comparison to like almost any other.

You can briefly watch a game of Pokemon or Magic and get the gist of how the game is played, not so with Yugioh.
 
I doubt Phil could comprehend MTG, and there's a negative chance he could get any kind of grasp on Yugi-Oh.

He wouldn't last long enough to make any huge blunders, he'd quit during the tutorial.
 
Ah, but Phil's choice of deck or strategy would also be interesting to see. I recommend a gambling deck for our special boy.
Since Phail is mentally 12 I can imagine him just putting a lot of BIG and STRONG monsters like I did when I played the Tag Force games as a kid and then crashing out when the opponent DARES to play Hammer Shot or flip their Sakuretsu Armor on me.

I hate that you're making me say this but to be fair to DSP most normal people wouldn't understand what the fuck is going on in Yugioh. It's one of the most obtuse and pointlessly complicated TCGs in comparison to like almost any other.

You can briefly watch a game of Pokemon or Magic and get the gist of how the game is played, not so with Yugioh.
Yeah, that's why I specifically named an older YuGiOh game. The GX and 5D's era Tag Force games are still from an era where there were actual back and forths and interactivity between players compared to modern YuGiOh where it's devolved to winning on turn 1 because you made an unbreakable board or losing on turn 2 because your opponent broke your board.
 
Since Phail is mentally 12 I can imagine him just putting a lot of BIG and STRONG monsters like I did when I played the Tag Force games as a kid and then crashing out when the opponent DARES to play Hammer Shot or flip their Sakuretsu Armor on me.


Yeah, that's why I specifically named an older YuGiOh game. The GX and 5D's era Tag Force games are still from an era where there were actual back and forths and interactivity between players compared to modern YuGiOh where it's devolved to winning on turn 1 because you made an unbreakable board or losing on turn 2 because your opponent broke your board.
Even the first one would be too obtuse for the gin-soaked polack.
 
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