And never ever mention that the publisher of Magic the Gathering has promised to never reprint black lotus, under any circumstances, such that the price can only go up!
MTG is a sophisticated game Phil! You're smart enough to compete in Vintage and the trolls would be on suicide watch if you did!
It's true to a point because Phil doesn't care at all about Pokemon. So, he's going to collect more useless shit after this passes that collects dust in his closets.
It's literally a show and tell. Look, guys, look at my toys. This is, uh, the mouse one, Togepie I think. And this is pah-trAHt (spelled Patrat), I think it's some kind of rat maybe. It's been said before but he's 100% the kind of kid to invite you over so you can watch him play games, which is exactly what he's doing here, except he also wants you to pay him for it. I'd ask what value he thinks he's providing for $50 but he doesn't know either, he just wants $50 and he wants to open packs. I can't believe he wanted $100 for this shit, like dude you actually know nothing about anything why the fuck would someone pay you $100 for you to botch the name of every pokemon then cry when you don't get ultra mega full art golden holofoil Greninja or whatever.
It's right there in plain sight. Controllers. And a shelf, lighting, separate camera, plus half a dozen "Muh Collection" slides and animations.
Has he told you about his Earthworm Jim game in the closet? Some random chatter told him it was worth forty billion dollars and his is in pristine condition, just like his statues were. Does that make you excited for his 4th of July closet clean out? It should, he's gonna pull out junk and you're gonna tell him if it's valuable or not. And he'll even let you pay him.
Maybe DSP should try fucking his own mother. He better hurry tho, she probably only has another couple days left before she croaks, maybe another decade MAX.
CwC had had actual interests. He was creative. Early sonichu is legitimately hilarious, Phil could never imagine himself fighting mecha-detractors or banishing LTG to a dark mirror hole.
Phil projects a lot... 2 things he wishes he could do or could have done
maybe if he got the wolverine doll he'd have had the inspiration to draw something. maybe wolverchu. maybe make a medallion, perhaps?
And that's only their perceived value.
"Go Wolveryu, dragon punch to the extreme!"
And people are shocked there’s a broken toilet in his house…
This current pokemon uptick is literally just tulip mania (or beanie babies, your choice) and the value of the cards is illusory.
