DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I hope he tries to buy pohkay-maun cards at a store and gets severely beaten about the oddly shaped head by deranged scalpers. Tis but a dream for we know he hasn't left the castle grounds in years.
 
Fuckyoudad dijo:
I hope he tries to buy pohkay-maun cards at a store and gets severely beaten about the oddly shaped head by deranged scalpers. Tis but a dream for we know he hasn't left the castle grounds in years.
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I've been staking out his local card shop for months with a van full of black thugs, just waiting for him to show up. We're running low on supplies so hopefully he comes by soon or we'll have to start eating each other
 
Burl McMillan dijo:
It was more pathetic than that. Remember this was during the time when they were still clowning on Irate Gamer + other paranormal investigation niggas as part of their rotation. His idea was KC would be doing a sketch where they'd go to a haunted location, spooky stuff will be happening while on location, they'll shit their pants and "consult" Phil (who is at home, of course) and Phil would be the unimpressed smart guy who'd offer the logical explanation for the "spooky stuff". This is legitimately what an original "comedy" idea looks like from the mind of DarkSydePhil.
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The Kino Casino arc showed how totally talentless Phil is. He just has zero sense of humor or creativity. The Casino are hit or miss but they've got some legitimately funny stuff involving Phil because they "get" what makes him so mockable. Then they basically had to work around the comedy dead weight of DSP to get anything out of him.

Very recently, the Darziak DM leaks show that Phil is totally empty of ideas even for his own content. For all he brags about how he's improved his channel, the messages reveal that virtually of them were either Darziak's idea or Darziak was the only one able to implement them. He had to drag Phil through the process because Phil understood so little. It's truly baffling how someone could be as talentless as DSP and yet have this massive ego.
 
Equinox_ dijo:
It would surely speed run another bankruptcy considering, at least at a quick google glance, how expensive any product capable of having black lotus is. Looking to be about $400 a pack for some anniversary set, and then thousands a pack for others.

So yeah do it Phil, prove us wrong.
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Unrelated to Phil but the $400 packs are a Phil-tier scam from Hasbro.

You pay them for the privilege of opening a pack of the original limited run Alpha set.

However, the cards inside are all essentially marked with “not for tournament play” and beyond that are banned from everything but kitchen table games you play for fun with your friends.

You are paying Hasbro $400 for what is essentially the same thing as taking any ten-for-a-penny card and writing the card you wish it was on it in Sharpie.

If I recall, this “30th anniversary love letter to the fans set” retailed at $1000/four packs two years ago and was met with ridicule and dismissal and only mega-dents who weren’t even people who played the game when it came out 30 years ago—or scalpers/grifters—bought it and presumably Hasbro was upset behind the scenes like when the dents refused to cough up for Phil’s cologne scam.
 
Re: Jayde
I think people underestimate him. He’s ruthlessly manipulative when it comes to getting free stuff for himself from other dents. He also insists on repeated acknowledgment and special treatment from Phil, and a few times a year runs Phil’s streams, making Phil a second banana on his own show. Jayde’s behavior is consistently relentless and frankly I think it’s sociopathic. I absolutely believe the reports of Jayde in detractor discords.

Taking a step back, there’s no one else like Jayde in the snortex. He’s a dentractor LARPer findom on wheels (literally). A mini-DSP, successfully begging Phil for attention and the dents for donations in his name.
 
Ivan Daniloff dijo:
I think people underestimate him. He’s ruthlessly manipulative when it comes to getting free stuff for himself from other dents. He also insists on repeated acknowledgment and special treatment from Phil, and a few times a year runs Phil’s streams, making Phil a second banana on his own show.
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Holy shit Jayde really became the second Derich :story:
 
Jayde is a fascinating case. He's learned how to be a begging pigroach by watching Phil. I've even see him try to audit trolls in chat. I think on top of him having an awareness that being a pitiful cripple gets him freebies, he also just thinks if he wants to be successful, he should act like Phil. Maybe that's being too charitable, though.
 
Yeah, Jayde is the second head to Phil. Dude hasn't gotten slapped around like the other dents and chooses to stay.
Who was the dent who pitched in for Phil's wheel? I remember Phil having a melty since someone mentioned his name
when he was talking about Forza Horizon. It's strange too, every other whale/dent gets banned, but Jayde has insane staying power
and has an actual say in what Phil wants to do on stream.
 
SensesFail dijo:
Yeah, Jayde is the second head to Phil. Dude hasn't gotten slapped around like the other dents and chooses to stay.
Who was the dent who pitched in for Phil's wheel? I remember Phil having a melty since someone mentioned his name
when he was talking about Forza Horizon. It's strange too, every other whale/dent gets banned, but Jayde has insane staying power
and has an actual say in what Phil wants to do on stream.
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Phil will never ban Jayde because he's terrified that Jayde's mom will come back to the snort fort and beat his ass with a flipflop again. Those cameras aren't for detractors, it's an early warning system for Jayde's mom.
 
Again, I’m not going to pretend I know the answer more than anyone else here and if you guys are right that would be pretty funny. But my final two cents on The Jayde Question is that he has insane staying power because even Phillip Paul Burnell is not going to lose his temper with a known wheelchair cripple whose mother occasionally has to type messages for him because he’s having seizures or in the hospital. He can barely string words together.

Further, why would Jayde ever have needed “staying power?” He does nothing that would upset Phil or the mods. When he asks for someone to name him a Pokémon, that makes Phil money. Otherwise all he does is try to get some baby-mode social interactions because he’s desperate for friendship and belonging, like any of Phil’s dents, but on a much more simple and childish level. Because his brain is mush.

Jayde is not PWR. He is not some loser trying to play a long game of manipulation and pretense. He is just a retard in a wheelchair who, for God knows what reason, ended up planted in front of Phil’s streams for eight hours a day while his mother is off doing whatever the fuck. And please, unless someone in a detractor chatroom claiming to be Jayde has some truly convincing proof, do not just take their word. There’s a lot of weird dents in the detractorsphere too.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Again, I’m not going to pretend I know the answer more than anyone else here and if you guys are right that would be pretty funny. But my final two cents on The Jayde Question is that he has insane staying power because even Phillip Paul Burnell is not going to lose his temper with a known wheelchair cripple whose mother occasionally has to type messages for him because he’s having seizures or in the hospital. He can barely string words together.

Further, why would Jayde ever have needed “staying power?” He does nothing that would upset Phil or the mods. When he asks for someone to name him a Pokémon, that makes Phil money. Otherwise all he does is try to get some baby-mode social interactions because he’s desperate for friendship and belonging, like any of Phil’s dents, but on a much more simple and childish level. Because his brain is mush.

Jayde is not PWR. He is not some loser trying to play a long game of manipulation and pretense. He is just a retard in a wheelchair who, for God knows what reason, ended up planted in front of Phil’s streams for eight hours a day while his mother is off doing whatever the fuck. And please, unless someone in a detractor chatroom claiming to be Jayde has some truly convincing proof, do not just take their word. There’s a lot of weird dents in the detractorsphere too.
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Doody is by far one of the biggest Dentractors. Him and Robust Urban Garlic are probably two of the biggest retards. They orbit Phil constantly and lap up anything he does. Snort Hogan does a decent job a-logging Phil, along with Memology since Memology does it for fun. Kino Casino don't really do Phil segments now that they have their eyes on Quartering. ItsAGundam hates Phil, but doesn't put any energy or effort into A-Logging him unless rent is due. There's also a new guy, DSPikachu who's been circulating around. DickStrokingPhil is just garbage, over-edited and annoying.

If i had to pick 3.
Renton Report.
Snort Hogan.
Mighty D.

Mighty D is actually generous as he scrambles the names of people Phil talks to.

Edit: Forgot to mention, Doody does a piss poor job of editing clips. He left a segment of Kino Casino
making fun of him in one of his clips that they brought up on stream. Dude is a Giga Dentractor. PWR-Lite.
 
thebigdream dijo:
I've been staking out his local card shop for months with a van full of black thugs, just waiting for him to show up. We're running low on supplies so hopefully he comes by soon or we'll have to start eating each other
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If you run completely dry, Phil just bought a new chest style freezer. I'm sure there's plenty of slop healthy meals in there for you guys to snack on.
 
Will buy plastic to protect his cardboard. He will buy a display for his pokemans cards. Spend moneyon pokemon sets, but this nigger wont take his fat bitch of a wife to a vacation or fix shit around the house.


Truly a man that has his priorities straight. Hopefully he gets more addicted and starts preordering sets and/or buy sets from different card games for him to open in stream. If he keeps this up he will easily spend thousands in a short time with next to nothing in return.
 
thebigdream dijo:
The chairquake tic is by far my favourite, he looks like a complete psycho scanning chat while it prepares to take off into the stratosphere
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Like a dog wagging his tail waiting for tips
Fridge Raider dijo:
Personally I'm of the mind that he goes MTG as it's probably the most well-known
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Definitely MTG, there's a new marvel collab coming out the end of the month. He'll happily try to pull a Wolverine and do his retarded little dance.

I kind of wish it makes him addicted to opening MTG stuff. Picture him being all joyful after pulling a marked up unplayable mythic card banned in every format.

He definitely just look at the estimated value and not when the latest sell of said card was
 
I don't know why Jayde is being discussed so much given that over the past few months he has barely even been watching streams. He has been absent from chat for longer than a week a few times to the point it looked like he left.
 
Watching the Mina stuff in full man he really did just use the Steam controller to have an excuse for his bad play. He clearly hates the game but got whaled out pretty hard so I guess we will see more of it. Actually insane he didn't just swap to his $200 controller that he loves using after the 5th time he said he is having issues with the dpad.
 
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