🌟 Internet Famous Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

[Migraine Box]

At the very least, Linus potentially unlocked a new happy ending that will make for some kino TV a few years down the line

 

[p1138]

At a certain point, these wall panels are no longer "Install a TV" they really should be "This is a full installer kit for professionals because this fuckers replacing the drywall and is going to become your wall, and routes out a seperate I/O block that's installed as a recessed block on your side of choice". Which would at least be cool for novelty, instead of just yet another "number slightly bigger" display. It'd probably cost the same after installation too.

They don't even have a video about actually installing a TV. The closest they've got is a video from a few years back about chopping up a $4,000 marble topped media console to add fans and RGB pride LEDs and shit in it. As an excuse for Linus to get a new piece of furniture without paying taxes on it, and shill some CAD program because cutting holes in a metal sheet on the back of a wooden box requires CAD.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

You're all retarded. It's fresh off a full maintenance cycle, he has an experienced pilot to fly and manage the paperwork. The only misstep he made was buying it right before Drumph skyrocketed fuel prices. You think his chink wife would let him make such a bad investment?

If it floats or flies it's not an investment, it's a fucking liability

 

[kiwirevolving]

Where does this nigga go to all the time that he needs a private jet lmao

 

[Susanna]

Where does this nigga go to all the time that he needs a private jet lmao

Next episode of this saga: ”I bought a Caribbean island at a massive discount, let’s renovate it into a gaming island!”

 

[nzh]

Is Linus Jewish? Or some kind of honorary Jew? Because he certainly acts like the living embodiment of the stereotype.

 

[seri0us]

Also, my tax dollars are going to this, thank you Canadian government.

Hopefully they prescribe Linus a suicide pod

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Is Linus Jewish? Or some kind of honorary Jew? Because he certainly acts like the living embodiment of the stereotype.

Worse, he's a Canadian married to a Chink. As a Canadian he takes on the culture of his master- in this situation his wife.

 

[Susanna]

Next episode of this saga: ”I bought a Caribbean island at a massive discount, let’s renovate it into a gaming island!”

Sadly it didn't get the face quite right, but I think it still works.

 

[Voloromir of bad Yuristan]

Where does this nigga go to all the time that he needs a private jet lmao

Probably one of those annual conventions like CES or Mobile World Congress, probably some brand announcement or some tour in somewhere.
But let's be real, the first thing he did was to go on an expensive trip for all his and his wife's family to Cabo, so my wild guess would be most of the use for the plane will be expensive trips for him and his family.
And always remember that this nigga was all against muh pribit planes because he couldn't afford one, now that he can afford one because his company is giga rich, he doesn't see the issue buying it.

 

[0da2]

Sadly it didn't get the face quite right, but I think it still works.
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Not realistic. The thumbnail is much too clickable and well-designed for an LTT video.

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

Probably one of those annual conventions like CES or Mobile World Congress, probably some brand announcement or some tour in somewhere.
But let's be real, the first thing he did was to go on an expensive trip for all his and his wife's family to Cabo, so my wild guess would be most of the use for the plane will be expensive trips for him and his family.
And always remember that this nigga was all against muh pribit planes because he couldn't afford one, now that he can afford one because his company is giga rich, he doesn't see the issue buying it.

I really don’t think it will even be for expensive trips for him and his family. Despite this purchase he’s still an incredibly cheap control freak. More trips means more time spent away from office and more time with others in charge and without him doing “cool YouTube stuff”. He’s also entirely audience captured and is one of the main draws for the slop shit videos, if he doesn’t appear in the video there’s a noticeable drop in views. I highly doubt that there will be many vacations unless they can be monetized, otherwise it’ll be a “vacation” or “luxury trip” to some tech conference to throw his cock on the table after he gets off the plane and make as much content as possible.

This thing will rot in the hangar after the novelty wears off and maintenance costs start piling up. I give it two years max, which sounds generous but that’s only two CES conferences until he gets on the WAN show and says “Well guys, you were right. We didn’t end up needing the private jet! That’s why we’re finally doing the LAN Yacht!”

 

[Bullet Kin]

Sadly it didn't get the face quite right, but I think it still works.

He is going to consider this as a genuinely good idea once he sees this post.

 

[quaawaa]

I give it two years max, which sounds generous but that’s only two CES conferences until he gets on the WAN show and says “Well guys, you were right. We didn’t end up needing the private jet! That’s why we’re finally doing the LAN Yacht!”

In two years, he'll only be able to afford a LANd yacht.

 

[HootersMcBoobies]

I absolutely think that he is probably going to try and cheap out on the repairs which is going to absolutely fuck them (or at worst get them killed)

Worst? I don't see the down side.

This thing will rot in the hangar after the novelty wears off and maintenance costs start piling up. I

Hey what happened to the firetruck? ... or the yacht ... or the gaming house ... or the badminton court?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Sadly it didn't get the face quite right, but I think it still works.
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The only way an LTT Island could be funnier is if he went the tranch route and decided to make it a gamer commune. From each according to their stream numbers, to each according to their ELO

 

[hog cranking frog]

Dude is going to great lengths to impress the ugliest chick on the planet.

 

[StacticShock]

Worse, he's a Canadian married to a Chink. As a Canadian he takes on the culture of his master- in this situation his wife.

yep, was going to say that, chinks have this shitty culture of "win by all means" shit, which is equally bad as jewish greed.

Dude is going to great lengths to impress the ugliest chick on the planet.

i didn't know linus was making a move on bella ramsey...

 

[Voloromir of bad Yuristan]

he'll only be able to afford a LANd yacht

Honestly, if he keeps getting into petty drama with random tubers thanks to his crippling narcissism, it's not too far fetched that he'd end up losing most of his viewers, specially with how fucking retarded slop all his videos have become lately and quite literally the only talent at the company fucking off to newer pastures with better work conditions.
I personally don't have anything bad about the remaining presenters (except the redhead cameraman faggot), but compared to the ones that fucked off, they're basically a charisma black hole, and at the end of the day that'll show up on the view metrics and retention over time.

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

Honestly, if he keeps getting into petty drama with random tubers thanks to his crippling narcissism, it's not too far fetched that he'd end up losing most of his viewers, specially with how fucking retarded slop all his videos have become lately and quite literally the only talent at the company fucking off to newer pastures with better work conditions.
I personally don't have anything bad about the remaining presenters (except the redhead cameraman faggot), but compared to the ones that fucked off, they're basically a charisma black hole, and at the end of the day that'll show up on the view metrics and retention over time.

He’s still a giant in the normie space. I wouldn’t call the channel too big to fail but it would have to take a catastrophic fuckup to get to the point of losing a majority of viewership.

There’s been hostile workplace allegations from former employees. Former employees talking about working conditions and pay. The whole weird CEO debacle thing where he replaced himself. Merch and product failures. Countless controversies. The man is enough of a narcissist he’s created a cult of personality that shields the average viewer from most of those to the point they may only be tangentially aware in the most minor way. Sure he churns out slop, but to an iPad kid that’s 7 years old it’s engaging content from a creator that they want to emulate when they’re older. To the average redditor wannabe tech bro that works a corporate job for 80k a year and thinks having a smart home makes them super modern and techy, the channel is a vector to push Chinese built shit onto them and reaffirm their opinions.

Linus is retarded but savvy enough to make it work for HIM and him only. He’d sooner fire every employee than let the channel fail, purely due to his ego. If I had to guess I would imagine the only thing that could really tank the channel is a falling out with Luke, but Linus has a leash on him. If it’s a slow crawl towards death and declining viewership Linus will probably look for buyers, sell the channel, and then for the next 30 years talk about how it was the sale of the channel and the new owners that killed it, rather than his own decisions.