DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Call me crazy, but I think Phils doing some retconning here.

A review of Khats last stream shows her yawning, slumped forward unable/unwilling to hide her lack of interest and engage with her husband and/or chat. She was clearly bored of either/a mix of being asked questions by chat, the game, or indeed bored of sitting talking to Phil.

I don’t doubt there was some malice in chat but that is quite clearly not why she called time on that stream early.

It went from "Kat is coming on stream we are going to do a bunch of coop gameplay!" to "Kat is tired from work so we will reschedule" 3 months later "Kat just doesn't want to do coop right now" to "there aren't any games that make sense for kat to do coop with me" to now "detractors called her fat so she isn't coming back ever"

When I start to feel bad about the shit he says about her cooking or how she fucked X household appliance up I just remember that stream where she was sounding completely pignotized during a Q&A and sounded exactly like DSP.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

No, Phil is just stupid and used to getting away with saying the dumbest shit.

It will be hard for him to top when he wasn't given enough money for self-enforced goals to Doordash and he seriously said with a disappointed face "Oh, now I have to tell Kat she's gotta cook!"

Yes, this is why Kat is now a fat lesbian.

I know Phil isn't doing it intentionally. And I think "My wife is sad we never get to spend time with each other because you won't give me money fast enough" is a big step up from the repeated "I guess my wife has to cook"/"My wife is sad 'cause she was looking forward to that fast food".

It's also interesting that Phil doesn't talk about Kat like he used to. She used to be something present around him, waiting for him to come to bed. Now she only exists in hindsight when he is in his narc defense mode, she is never waiting for him, she is always in past tense now. Between that and Phil getting an Arbys order solely for himself, with food for later, I'm not sure she is around anymore.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

his current tactic of "starving" the trolls by not "giving them what they want" is hilarious because in doing so, hes giving us exactly what we want.

This is the case with all lolcows who attempt this strategy; trying to "starve out" the trolls while simultaneously still creating content/having an online presence never works out, because lolcows can't help but be themselves.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil says he spends every moment off-stream with the fat, retarded cunt (Khet). Then a few minutes later says Khet doesn’t like horror movies, and he has to watch them by himself.

Anyone want to guess what this retard has said he’s been doing the entire month?

 

[strandedcastaway]

I know Phil isn't doing it intentionally. And I think "My wife is sad we never get to spend time with each other because you won't give me money fast enough" is a big step up from the repeated "I guess my wife has to cook"/"My wife is sad 'cause she was looking forward to that fast food".

It's also interesting that Phil doesn't talk about Kat like he used to. She used to be something present around him, waiting for him to come to bed. Now she only exists in hindsight when he is in his narc defense mode, she is never waiting for him, she is always in past tense now. Between that and Phil getting an Arbys order solely for himself, with food for later, I'm not sure she is around anymore.

Ehh, the stream right after the Kino Casino movie mocked his marriage, he mentioned a bunch of different things Kat is allegedly doing---what games she's playing, where they went on his day off, how she was looking forward to Powerwashing 2 coming out or whatever the fuck it's called. In the past week or two he also again did the thing where he said he'd tell Kat she'd have to cook if he didn't hit the goal soon.

She's as "around" as she has been since she was last on stream nearly two years ago---which is to say, when Phil needs her as a prop or to prove he's an adult with a family.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Edit: Lmfao, rage quit the challenge gate because he got skill checked, ranting about how Sigma 2 was better, decided to dive back in for some reason. Whale better step the fuck up before he just drops the game entirely!

lmao, of course he likes the UEslop version of Sigma 2, I played it recently and it's much easier than the original Sigma 2, let alone the original 2, it feels like the difficulties in the UEslop version of Sigma 2 are at least 1 below the original Sigma 2, and 2 below the original NG2. I played all 3 versions back to back and that was my personal experience.

I thought it was only because he was playing it up to go viral or whatever but I genuinely think that he feels like he has to experience whatever meal he gets as the "intended experience", so he doesn't bother adding his own sauce or making adjustments to his meals.
I believe that this "intended experience" thing extends to every part of his life.

He doesn't even do that right, he fucking eats every ingredient separately, he eats a piece of meat then he chews and swallows it and then he picks up a piece of lettuce and eats that separately. I remember when he ate curry he first ate the rice separately and then ended up eating the curry sauce like a soup. Unbelievable that this nigger was never taught to drench the rice in the sauce and eat them together. Could be an autism thing, autists insist on every ingredient being there separately.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

This is the case with all lolcows who attempt this strategy; trying to "starve out" the trolls while simultaneously still creating content/having an online presence never works out, because lolcows can't help but be themselves.

Phil can't stop making content, otherwise he would "go out of business" Burnell Productions would be tarnished and he would have to get a real job which he wouldn't last at. He's forced to lay in the bed he's made for himself, full of trolls and parasocial mowlthdrooler fans and whales who decide if he gets enough money for the day or not. If phil actually tried to control his own destiny now, we all know it would go terribly for him.

 

[Windy Moors]

The Goutlord's new X banner is certainly something, that something being incredibly gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

This has to be dent made, please tell me it is.

The banner is not the reason for my post, I wanted to show how Phil has been talking about lawsuits for 12 years.

Dec 11, 2013:

X / Archive

Spoiler: Text

Beginning to seriously consider speaking with an intellectual property law lawyer it YouTube doesnt fix the contend ID probs this week. Hmm

He admits in the next tweet, that he is not willing to hire a lawyer to remove any videos from Youtube.

Jan 3, 2016:

X / Archive

Spoiler: Text

@ Zoruad no, it doesn't mean fair use. It means im not willing to hire a lawyer and sue, thats the only way to take down vids on youtube

I believe bringing up lawyers and lawsuits is a way to soothe his ego, where he gets to fantasise about destroying his enemies. In reality, he has neither the gumption nor the money required to even begin suing one person, let alone a whole community of detractors.

 

[johnkimble123]

It went from "Kat is coming on stream we are going to do a bunch of coop gameplay!" to "Kat is tired from work so we will reschedule" 3 months later "Kat just doesn't want to do coop right now" to "there aren't any games that make sense for kat to do coop with me" to now "detractors called her fat so she isn't coming back ever"

When I start to feel bad about the shit he says about her cooking or how she fucked X household appliance up I just remember that stream where she was sounding completely pignotized during a Q&A and sounded exactly like DSP.

Easy reason not to feel bad for that fatty... she benefits from Phil's begging ass. She either knows what he does or she's the dumbest person alive. FFS she was so embarrassed about him that he was "the streamer guy" in texts. She knew exactly what bed she was making when she saw Phil Burnell streaming and said I want a piece of that action.

He doesn't even do that right, he fucking eats every ingredient separately, he eats a piece of meat then he chews and swallows it and then he picks up a piece of lettuce and eats that separately. I remember when he ate curry he first ate the rice separately and then ended up eating the curry sauce like a soup. Unbelievable that this nigger was never taught to drench the rice in the sauce and eat them together. Could be an autism thing, autists insist on every ingredient being there separately.

The one that set me off was him doing some Qdoba bowl and him eating the pickled lettuce by itself, then complaining about the flavor. Nobody buys a bowl like that and tries each ingredient separately. That's not a fucking thing humans do. Maybe he thinks he's Gordon Ramsey testing out some dish but he's not.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

0:52

"What is up everyone? Good morning and welcome to the show! The podcast has returned and its time to tackle of a few interesting topics! First off, we've got to figure out what the next DSP Tries It is and we already have a couple of options, but lets talk and figure that out. But in addition and much bigger of a concern... We've gotta figure out what games I'LL be playing during next week's Halloween marathon, because every single year, annually on Halloween, we have a fun event where I dress up, I drink, I play games and we have a very festive time to celebrate."

The fact this is a real person, and not someone doing a character, will never truly sink in. It's like the word farce manifest in human form.

The Goutlord's new X banner is certainly something, that something being incredibly gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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This has to be dent made, please tell me it is

Haven't seen that gay ass font since fucking high school, and nothing about it is Halloween/spooky/scary.

Has to be a 100% original Phil Burnell. Dents do better work. The lazy just "look at me! ha ha ha" is pure Phil. Clearly the work of a 43 year old who thought peak production value was filming his tv while he cackled off screen.

Edit:
"We need Halloween to be done before you can get to Thanksgiving, in America"

 

[Switch Mongo]

So he cut a whole promo about how Khet is very sensitive when people make fun of her and said he wouldn’t involve her in his streams so people wouldn’t use it against her. Then, after another failed night waiting until 10 PM trying to squeeze money from the dents, he used Khet as a prop: “I didn’t spend time with my wife and she was really sad"

In a week or so, when the dents are still withholding their money way past 9PM, he’ll forget this soppy story just like last time.

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I wonder if he realizes the shit the comes out of his mouth sometimes like does he think his dents will believed this garbage? I mean, they are pretty retarded but holyyy Moley, He never phails to surprise me at how much of a nigger dsp can be.

 

[Free Jasper]

The guy clearly wants to eat a dominoes pizza but wants his chat to ‘decide’ for him so he can pressure them later and tell them they asked for it so they need to fund the $1.5k.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil dresses like he is "on the beach" because like he says "you gotta dress how your life is, my life is a party man" "I have a good life, I like to wear the attire that reflects that".

2:14

New Retcon (1:20):
Phil had zero intention of letting us know he was working out.
Simply one day chat said they didn't like his Hawaiian shirt, so he took it off, and chat instantly went crazy saying how buff Phil was, to which Phil was like "well yeah, I've been working out".
It's not actually a big deal to Phil.


Phil's phrase of the day: "On a whim"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The guy clearly wants to eat a dominoes pizza but wants his chat to ‘decide’ for him so he can pressure them later and tell them they asked for it so they need to fund the $1.5k.

Speaking of which, how many times so far this year has he gorged on Taco Bell? Don’t worry, he does it as a reward for his chat, and he works out to offset the gorging.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil also just so happened to have his girdle on during on that "buff" disclosure stream.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

The Goutlord's new X banner is certainly something, that something being incredibly gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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The color scheme: piss yellow and barf green on a background blacker than Phil's soul, slowly transitioning to blue... The juvenile font... The way the pictures of Phil are cropped... Why have space, separating the middle picture from the rest? Why not just stretch the pictures to an equal length, if you choose to go for this style?

Ugly as fuck, deeply inept and should not exist at all. Perfect representation of DSP's content.

 

[Benchod]

When I start to feel bad about the shit he says about her cooking or how she fucked X household appliance up I just remember that stream where she was sounding completely pignotized during a Q&A and sounded exactly like DSP.

Yeah, didn't she originally love anime and k-pop or something, but all of the sudden after a few years with the pig she suddenly hated that stuff? Makes me think he's a control freak or something. They both kind of seem that way if we take into account DSP's aversion to women in videogames as well.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Phil is so grateful to his audience for getting him to be a PC gamer, because so many titles have demos on Steam.

Edit:
"Good stuff determined on today's podcast, I hope you enjoyed the show!"
Phil doesn't understand what a podcast is.

0:20

The most self aware man.

0:23

Yeah, didn't she originally love anime and k-pop or something, but all of the sudden after a few years with the pig she suddenly hated that stuff? Makes me think he's a control freak or something. They both kind of seem that way if we take into account DSP's aversion to women in videogames as well.

What gave it away? Phil openly saying if you date him you can't have a life outside of the snort fort? Or actually seeing how Kat used to have an internet presence playing video games and now is dead to the world because Phil demands it?

 

[Digger10]

what games she's playing,

Didn't happen.

where they went on his day off,

Didn't happen.

how she was looking forward to Powerwashing 2 coming out

Didn't happen.

he'd tell Kat she'd have to cook if he didn't hit the goal soon.

Didn't happen.

I believe all of that shit about as much I'd believe it if Phil said that she's working on a new formula for rocket fuel.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phil dresses like he is "on the beach" because like he says "you gotta dress how your life is, my life is a party man" "I have a good life, I like to wear the attire that reflects that".

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New Retcon:
Phil had zero intention of letting us know he was working out.
Simply one day chat said they didn't like his Hawaiian shirt, so he took it off, and chat instantly went crazy saying how buff Phil was, to which Phil was like "well yeah, I've been working out".
It's not actually a big deal to Phil.


Phil's phrase of the day: "On a whim"

If that was the case(it isnt), a normal person would just say yeah been exercising and move on without bringing attention if his plan was to never reveal it. Hes just doing it for the attention and validation he gets from his dents. The mid life crisis arc is shaping up to be great.