DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

This better be fucking edited, or AI slop, no way he has muscles of an 80 year old woman.

100% real. It's why twiggy is desperately trying to rewrite the narrative.

Phil is just embarrassed he has a fat wife and doesnt like getting made fun of for it. I doubt Phil has the ability to even process the idea of how another person that isnt himself might feel. He only knows that he can milk her for pitty.

He's embarrassed because his swimsuit model flex bit him in the ass hard.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

He actually said yesterday that you need to look at his arms from the right angle to see that they’re actually buff.

He’s actually lost his mind.

There’s a reason why gyms around the world use monitors placed seven feet away hooked up to a webcam instead of mirrors.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Phil dresses like he is "on the beach" because like he says "you gotta dress how your life is, my life is a party man" "I have a good life, I like to wear the attire that reflects that".

New Retcon:
Phil had zero intention of letting us know he was working out.
Simply one day chat said they didn't like his Hawaiian shirt, so he took it off, and chat instantly went crazy saying how buff Phil was, to which Phil was like "well yeah, I've been working out".
It's not actually a big deal to Phil.


Phil's phrase of the day: "On a whim"

Some days you just wish this psycho would burst into flames while he fellates himself.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

0:16

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

output.mp4

So you basically outed yourself by saying that you "like" a game only if it makes you money. Way to go, Phil! You fat fucking retard.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil missed his calling in life to be a middle manger at a dead end job, the pre stream has just devolved into a preshift meeting and if you have worked for a huge corporation you have heard the same shit Phil says said by your managers.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I think phil hates mario games not only because they're a dreaded nintendo property, but also because the vest streak ended during a mario game and he remembers that all too well lol.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I think phil hates mario games not only because they're a dreaded nintendo property, but also because the vest streak ended during a mario game and he remembers that all too well lol.

At least during the OG Vest Streak he didn't do that cringe dance that he does now

 

[Digger10]

"What is up everyone? Good morning and welcome to the show! The podcast has returned and its time to tackle of a few interesting topics! First off, we've got to figure out what the next DSP Tries It is and we already have a couple of options, but lets talk and figure that out. But in addition and much bigger of a concern... We've gotta figure out what games I'LL be playing during next week's Halloween marathon, because every single year, annually on Halloween, we have a fun event where I dress up, I drink, I play games and we have a very festive time to celebrate."

Huh. He didn't once describe the stream as positive, meaningful or chill. That's unusual for him.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

Does anyone have that meme where it's a parody of a child's birthday with metal gear and phil replacing it? The end panel says something like "Phil's a faggot"

 

[Hectic Heckler]

There's the pre-arranged tip from "Drew C" for over $100 tonight. At least we know why pig gave this game a second chance.

Edit:

I turn on his stream 40 minutes before he's about to go off the air because I like watching him miss the goal ngl when I tune in and I see he already met the goal I die a little on the inside if he didn't have this stupid goal system in tact I'd probably not care about him as much

It's just the same obsessed whales. I honestly wonder if this faggot pollack is part of a money laundering operation. It's my personal theo theory.

 

[Moar Krabs]

There's the pre-arranged tip from "Drew C" for over $100 tonight. At least we know why pig gave this game a second chance.

I turn on his stream 40 minutes before he's about to go off the air because I like watching him miss the goal ngl when I tune in and I see he already met the goal I die a little on the inside if he didn't have this stupid goal system in tact I'd probably not care about him as much

 

[Huggler]

I like watching him miss the goal ngl when I tune in and I see he already met the goal I die a little on the inside

he should have the total visible at all times.
instead of making us wait 2 minutes for the stupid thing to scroll, he could help both sides, people who wanna laugh at the amount or throw money into the black hole

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I turn on his stream 40 minutes before he's about to go off the air because I like watching him miss the goal ngl when I tune in and I see he already met the goal I die a little on the inside if he didn't have this stupid goal system in tact I'd probably not care about him as much

>this post brought to you by Phil's milkfed gimps so that when Phil gin's and farms like normal, he reads this and goons.

 

[KarlJobber]

Imagine caring if Phil made his goal. I'll laugh at him for not making it cuz he thinks it's so important. But either way it all goes to killing himself with gin, midnight snack pizzas and Hoagies. His heart and liver must be as damaged as his brain at this point.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Imagine caring if Phil made his goal. I'll laugh at him for not making it cuz he thinks it's so important. But either way it all goes to killing himself with gin, midnight snack pizzas and Hoagies. His heart and liver must be as damaged as his brain at this point.

This cannot be stated often enough. The money leaves his wallet as fast as it comes in. Kahntributions do nothing to improve his situation. They just keep him trapped in the hell he's living in, unloved and miserable. The chimp outs we get from him not hitting goals do make for wonderful content though.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Imagine caring if Phil made his goal. I'll laugh at him for not making it cuz he thinks it's so important. But either way it all goes to killing himself with gin, midnight snack pizzas and Hoagies.

It's laughworthy because of course he was going to whip his dents after missing the goal two streams in a row. It'd be amazing to see his emails or discord messages, and those type of things have always leaked eventually.

It's also amazing that he missed the goal on Super Mario Galaxy 2 (which no one wanted or cares about) and the premiere stream of NG4. It's good he identified how goddamned cancerous watching him smash his face against the challenge level was, especially since there are so many basic game mechanics he should understand by the time he tried it, but didn't, such as the offscreen attach indicator. Using the dodge button and block button...like at all. I can't wait till 2035 when at the ripe age of 53 he realizes what it means to be entertaining, rather than thinking that merely playing the game is itself entertaining. That energy, interactivity rather than begging, really attract viewers.

This cannot be stated often enough. The money leaves his wallet as fast as it comes in. Kahntributions do nothing to improve his situation. They just keep him trapped in the hell he's living in, unloved and miserable. The chimp outs we get from him not hitting goals do make for wonderful content though.

The best part of it all is that you get those dents who paypig themselves into a bad situation. Ones who bend the knee to the manipulations of crying in need when it's just greed and poor money management/impulse spending. Those like Timboslice that put themselves into multiple bankruptcies to dig Phil out of his. Well, there's no avoiding bankruptcy #2 for him.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The very concept that he chose to ruin Z-A rather than that Digimon game that came out before it (which he never mentions even once) tells a lot about him as a person. As much as he claim he doesn't, he will only suck up to the lowest common denominator imaginable. Also like with Scarlet and Violet I never heard about him mentioning the low-quality polygon graphics and bugs even ONCE.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

The very concept that he chose to ruin Z-A rather than that Digimon game that came out before it (which he never mentions even once) tells a lot about him as a person. As much as he claim he doesn't, he will only suck up to the lowest common denominator imaginable. Also like with Scarlet and Violet I never heard about him mentioning the low-quality polygon graphics and bugs even ONCE.

He's a married man dude. Do you want Kat to cry because he looks at Angewomon?

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

He's a married man dude. Do you want Kat to cry because he looks at Angewomon?

Given you only run into Angewomon by like nearly halfway into the game minimum (and I doubt he will even know how to make one and it's debatable that he will get to the point where he could w/o getting hardwalled or wagequitting), I would say the bigger issue is the brown haired girl at the start of the game.