DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Currently whining and complaining about the game right now, I can't imagine why he's so grumpy right now, not at all.
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Edit: Lmfao, rage quit the challenge gate because he got skill checked, ranting about how Sigma 2 was better, decided to dive back in for some reason. Whale better step the fuck up before he just drops the game entirely!
 
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Watching him play Ninja Gaiden 4 is pissing me off, considering I love the ninja gaiden series, my fav action games, and he's complaining about how bad the combat is, he wont learn a ounce of combos, just button mashing, no parries, perfect dodge's, no jump cancel power charge.

Holy shit
Is there a game that Phil enjoys (other than the obvious one) where he doesn't resort to face tanking because the retards won't give him money?

Also, for all of Phil's hyperbole about the comments about Kat's weight, he sure cares more about what DA TROLLS think than Kat:

 
Is there a game that Phil enjoys (other than the obvious one) where he doesn't resort to face tanking because the retards won't give him money?

Also, for all of Phil's hyperbole about the comments about Kat's weight, he sure cares more about what DA TROLLS think than Kat:

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I still don't get why she turned into a fat lesbian. Is that her way of avoiding sex with him?
 
Since we know DSP reads here I'll give him some Taco Bell advice: You may ask for sauce and they will give you sauce packets that allow you to add the amount of sauce you want to whatever you are eating thus letting you control the heat level and amount of sauce. I know it sounds confusing but try it next time also if you click into the items on Doordash you may see what they contain and customize them!

Not sure what was worse the DSP Tries It or the Ninja Gaiden shit the kahntent today was just total dogshit. He really does have some sort of mental issue when it comes to "customization" he won't customize button layouts on pc or console for anything and never checks out the options on the food he is ordering on Doordash he really does just want stuff to be fucked up so he has something to bitch about.
 
I have a question for people who have been following Phil for a really long time. In every single MGS playthrough Phil will, upon being spotted, run into a room or dead end and point his gun at the door, as if he's going to camp at that spot and kill the infinitely-respawning enemies. It's so consistent that I was wondering, what game did he play in his earlier career, or maybe even before that, that taught him this is a good idea? He does it every time; it must have been programmed into him by a different game.

I haven't watched the MGS Delta TIHYDP because I can't listen to him BLAH BLAH BLAHing for the millionth time. Does he do it there, too? Also, is there a "Just kill me!"? It doesn't feel like a MGS TIHYDP without it.
Honestly, none. Phil finds a playstyle he is comfortable with he DRAGS that into the ground. Phil treated MGS like a run and gun because that is what he is comfortable with playing. Him playing any kind of game - whether it's stealth, survival horror, etc...he treats it like as a "I'm going to smash a style I'm comfortable with, even if it doesn't fit the mechanics of the game." A good example is Devil May Cry where he just spams the shotgun, until he gets to the end of the game and gets his ass ROYALLY kicked.

He is not comfortable with experimentation of any sorts - if the game is telling him "Use this weapon", he'll use it for a brief moment, and go back to what he is comfortable with. There was one part in a MSG game, I forget which one, where he was in the hallway, the game goes "Here's some bullets and grenades, have fun." he decides to want to be stealthy even with all the enemies coming at you. Hell, he even failed to do the controller trick correctly on the original Metal Gear Solid on the Mantis boss. Phil finds a style he is comfortable with and sticks to that playstyle, even if the game is SCREAMING at him to try something different.

My favorite has to be the Resident Evil original trilogy where ammo and health conservation is pretty much mandatory to beat the game, he went through ammo and health like it was Goddamn candy, and would get upset that he didn't have enough ammo to beat a boss. Don't get me started on the ink ribbon bitching in the original RE3. 33 fucking saves and a grade of F.

That's what makes Phil such a great LOLCOW. The moment he boots up a game, he finds a playstyle he is comfortable with, and he rides that wave until he can't anymore. When it doesn't work anymore, he gets frustrated. He can't think critically or on the fly - he's good as memorizing placements and what has worked before, but him experimenting and adapting to new playstyles, he can't grasp that concept.
 
Not sure what was worse the DSP Tries It or the Ninja Gaiden shit the kahntent today was just total dogshit. He really does have some sort of mental issue when it comes to "customization" he won't customize button layouts on pc or console for anything and never checks out the options on the food he is ordering on Doordash he really does just want stuff to be fucked up so he has something to bitch about.
As soon as I saw NG4 defaulted the block button to right trigger I said "Oh, hell no" and went into the options to change it back to left bumper as God intended. He really does have a weird thing about this, I think he thinks that if he changes any options (besides graphics) he's not getting the "intended experience" and it will lessen his ability to objectively criticize the game. Because he thinks people really care about his shitty takes.
 
Since we know DSP reads here I'll give him some Taco Bell advice: You may ask for sauce and they will give you sauce packets that allow you to add the amount of sauce you want to whatever you are eating thus letting you control the heat level and amount of sauce. I know it sounds confusing but try it next time also if you click into the items on Doordash you may see what they contain and customize them!
This sounds suspiciously like work. I'm sure DSP will follow up on these instructions diligently... once he's finished fixing his 4th bathroom, declaring bankruptcy for his 8th khando, getting the oil changed on his 3rd BMW and putting fat kat on a diet
 
As soon as I saw NG4 defaulted the block button to right trigger I said "Oh, hell no" and went into the options to change it back to left bumper as God intended. He really does have a weird thing about this, I think he thinks that if he changes any options (besides graphics) he's not getting the "intended experience" and it will lessen his ability to objectively criticize the game. Because he thinks people really care about his shitty takes.
His obsession with keeping controls on default could also be explained by him being a console gamer for all theses years as for the longest time you didn't have that option on consoles.

Or it's just learned helplessness.

It's exactly the same with graphic options, he just defaults to putting everything on ultra. He's never fine tuning the experience to his liking even if it would take just 3min.

At some point it'll fuck him as his PC won't be able to keep up and he'll likely default to complain about the game's frame rate as if it's the dev's fault.
 
This sounds suspiciously like work. I'm sure DSP will follow up on these instructions diligently... once he's finished fixing his 4th bathroom, declaring bankruptcy for his 8th khando, getting the oil changed on his 3rd BMW and putting fat kat on a diet
Imagine Phil going through the Taco Bell drive thru on his day off and they ask him what kind of sauce he wants. The faggot probably has a nervous breakdown being put on the spot like that thinking its a secret detractor plot to fuck with him.
 
My favorite has to be the Resident Evil original trilogy where ammo and health conservation is pretty much mandatory to beat the game, he went through ammo and health like it was Goddamn candy, and would get upset that he didn't have enough ammo to beat a boss. Don't get me started on the ink ribbon bitching in the original RE3. 33 fucking saves and a grade of F.
The bitching about Ink ribbons was insane. I think the counter ended at 62 or something similar

Also: he really wanted to open a restaurant and even do vlogs about being a real business owner (he talked about this in his black t-shirt rants back in 2016-2017 and I am convinced he was thinking that his youtube channel would generate enough income to help him finance his business). Can you imagine those vlogs? "yeah here we have the penne, you all know I love penne" Might have been the name as well "Phil's penne". And who would have actually cooked? Panda?? Or would he have hired someone hoping he or she is ok being paid in "exposure"?
 
So he cut a whole promo about how Khet is very sensitive when people make fun of her and said he wouldn’t involve her in his streams so people wouldn’t use it against her. Then, after another failed night waiting until 10 PM trying to squeeze money from the dents, he used Khet as a prop: “I didn’t spend time with my wife and she was really sad"

In a week or so, when the dents are still withholding their money way past 9PM, he’ll forget this soppy story just like last time.

 
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