Reorganization of September 29th, 2025

unless you are posting in a language with a native population of 1, that is bullshit. do you feel that speaking english is exposing your identity?
Well, not in English, but if I called you storu durnium, you'd probably be able to know which country I am from. All I am saying is that you said you have trouble making that place grow and I am saying some people don't want to show that they are Brazillian or whatever.
 
please make life harder for phoneposters, they are subhuman

also an international board in hindi would be really funny

I am saying some people don't want to show that they are Brazillian or whatever.

can confirm, i've talked to more than a few brazillians before and they're almost unanimously ashamed of being brazillian
 
Since Lolcow General is merged with the Lolcow board itself, does that mean we'll finally see when new threads are created on the New Sperging or New Submissions list? There's always been lots of thread created in there that I would've liked to see sooner had I known they were created in the first place.

I know I could've watched the forum but it felt redudant since I think it should've just been like every other thread in every other board/sub-forum.
I would recommend following the forums you read the most. When I move a thread out of Prospering Grounds to the new forum, I have the ability to send a message to the watchers of the forum. This is a notification that a new cow was added to the board.
 
Here you go, niggers. For those autistic enough to care, this userscript returns the original Lolcow subforum index page to the best of my abilities. DSP, Ethan Ralph, and CWC links go to their respective boards, everything else links to the lolcow board with the correct prefix applied. Works on tampermonkey on firefox for me. Thread and message counts obviously do not work.

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please make life harder for phoneposters, they are subhuman
I've never understood this take. A lot of posters are wagies browsing on the clock where the only computer they can access is monitored by their employer. What is the alternative to phoneposting in this scenario?
 
I've never understood this take. A lot of posters are wagies browsing on the clock where the only computer they can access is monitored by their employer. What is the alternative to phoneposting in this scenario?

working!
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The India Menace thread already reenacts The Thing every other week trying to sniff out the undercover jeets. Giving them a board to dox themselves would be outright sinister

what better place for them to boast about their personal wealth than the kiwi farms
 
I've never understood this take. A lot of posters are wagies browsing on the clock where the only computer they can access is monitored by their employer. What is the alternative to phoneposting in this scenario?
I've seen this argument on other boards that phone posters are inherently lower quality users but honestly I don't think that's true.

People who have jobs and phone post are probably more normal than weird cave trolls who sit in their basement coom caves and schizo post all day.

Case in point, that weirdo that offed himself and left behind his loli torture guro fantasies.
 
also an international board in hindi would be really funny

Minor problem: actual typed हिंदी is becoming rarer by the day. A ton of phone posting in Indian social media spaces relies on Latinised Hinglish. Devanagari as an alphasyllabary is really annoying to type with because of the sheer volume of consonants (aspirated and unaspirated), vowel markers, diacritics for nasalisation, and so on. You can’t easily fit all of that into a nice, clean QWERTY layout.

EDIT: not just Devanagari specifically, all Indic languages have irksome orthographies to work with. Also, focusing narrowly on Hindi lolcows means you miss out on South Indian lolcows. Tamil speakers are just as faggy and obnoxious as Hindi speakers, except they have a nationalist bent because of perceived imposition of a foreign tongue onto their territories. Tons of cool shit to dive into if you have the wherewithal.
 
Is it any kind of thing on here to organize threads between information and discussion? Or are there threads that are locked and just receive informative updates to the subject? I am new and the only real 'problem' I've had with navigating any of this is that so many of the threads are made up of a lot of discussion and arguing, which is good, it's a forum, but this pollutes the information about the thread's subject. Wondering if there's is a way to more consistently get OP's up to date, like posts that are just information get moved to the OP or another thread or something. Maybe getting people to more consistently summarize periods of time. Even a lot of the ones I've seen that are updated just link to deeper sections of the thread that require manual filtering. It's not that bad in most places but for instance, the Anisa and I thread is 3k pages and a pain in the ass to find information, or even where it's located because the only update to the OP is dead links to her onlyfans.
 
I like all these changes except the lolcow community threads being rolled in with individuals. Community threads are like incubators for discovering new freaks and have a different vibe from individual focused threads because there's a lot of general topic discussion going on.

They also need a slightly different ruleset and moderation guideline to stop them from being PLAGUED.
 
Same could be said for furries or grifters but those boards got merged. The excuses that null used to merge the other boards could apply to stinkditch too because I doubt that there are users that only want to look at trannies and are not just focusing on one or two of them.
The difference is that furries never started a crusade to destroy the website for being anti-furry, or if they did, nobody heard about it. There are a ton of potential new users who only know of KF as the anti-tranny website. I guess you could say we have a reputation to uphold.
 
The first example that comes to mind is Ellen Woodbury, what makes her unworthy of the beauty parlor?
her thread predates the board. i could pull it over.
There are some major BP aspects to Ellen as a lolcow and you can just go to the thread and see quite a bit of BP style discussion, but imo she's a webcomic artist first and foremost, the discussion always comes back around to making fun of her shitty comics so she deserves the artcow tag.
 
These are reasonable changes. I think that, honestly, the only major sub-community oriented board we need is Beauty Parlor, which is overwhelmingly browsed by women of the site. As for making it more navigable, I think the answer really is in the prefix system or tag searches.
 
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