Goutfest ‘22 (Phil’s 40th bday) - Midlife crisis is fully engaged

[Flavius Anthemius]

How many subscribers did he actually pull in since making that "goal" however many months ago? I know it rounds by 1,000, was he at like 195k or 196k when he first made that goal then?

It was around 195k from memory, wonder how many of those "thousands" of subs are genuine and aren't actually sock accounts. Just like with how it was for the members goal, for a time Phil was pestering people just as much if not more about how much he wanted to reach his goal by his birthday "week".

 

[Lando Griffin]

He isn't Boogie2988

Honestly, say what you want about Phil, AT LEAST he isn't Boogie2988. Thank god none of us are Boogie2988.

Boogie2988 is a fate worse than Death. A fate near worse as Richard or ChrisChan.

 

[Balr0g]

How many subscribers did he actually pull in since making that "goal" however many months ago? I know it rounds by 1,000, was he at like 195k or 196k when he first made that goal then?

He set this goal last year with two steps: 196 k on Christmas (i think that was it) and 200k on his birthday. If we go by Social blade he managed to get 4k subscribers if we estimate that this set goals were summer or fall last year

He seemed to have a little surge in fall 2021 but then it stopped. Seems like this is the extent of his draw (and who knows how many of those are dead or socks?)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If you guys want a REAL grown-up birthday party check out the one the Secret Reehouse crew will throw today. We'll have lots of candy, salty snacks, sugary sodas, choccy milk and nuggies, our dads' and older brothers' Playboy and Penthouse magazines to peruse. There's gonna be a bunch of tournaments on our PS2s too: Tekken Tag Tournament, WWE Here Comes the Pain, Timesplitters and NFS Underground.

How many subscribers did he actually pull in since making that "goal" however many months ago? I know it rounds by 1,000, was he at like 195k or 196k when he first made that goal then?

He was at 196k.

 

[JefOliveira90]

I would like to congratulate the guy for making to 40 without a stable job, with a gigantic gap in his resume, bankrupt and living paycheck-to-paycheck thanks to his addictions. Keep on gaming, champ.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The old faithful "I need money to pay my tax guy and to make up the stream I took of to do my taxes" of $ 1500

 

[Yautja]

Are we taking bets on what the tips goal will be? No doubt there are several phastive khantributions already pre-arranged, but for the rest of it? $4k would seem logical but optimistic, so probably $2k.

Yeah he'll definitely clear 1k, probably stop around 1500

 

[Swirling weeb]

And not a single moment of introspection was done we got vidya to play and money to beg for
Happy 40th bday phil never change
Stay gold

 

[UaineRunei]

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And not a single moment of introspection was done we got vidya to play and money to beg for
Happy 40th bday phil never change
Stay gold

Careful, Phil. Don't think too much about your life or else you may want to do something stupid.

 

[TheTractor]

Merry Failed Anti-Christ day everyone, clutch your wallets tightly and don't gaze into the black eyes too long.

 

[BallBuster]

Let us take a moment to look at what Phil has accomplished in 40 years:

- No savings or retirement plan.
- Filed for Bankruptcy resulting in a ruined credit for the next few years.
- Still in moderate debt which could get worse if Midfirst continues to come after him on the condo difference.
- In a loveless marriage.
- No friends.
- Family doesn't care about him.
- No skills that could help him get a job if it were to ever come to that.
- No marketable personality.
- No kids.
- Spends milestone 40th birthday alone in a dusty bedroom playing vidya and begging the same 10 wheelchairs for money.
- Alcoholic
- Gambling problem
- Poor health in many avenues.
- No social life resulting in him only leaving the house when absolutely necessary for groceries.
- No proper hobbies (vidya, booze and gacha don't count)
- No plans for the future.
- No legacy that doesn't include being "the guy".

40 years on this planet and his only discernable achievement is jerking off on stream.

 

[Corpun]

Happy birthday Phail, may your health be ever crumbling from now on as you blame on your ancient and revered age of being 40, as if that's a ancient age and we are all medieval peasants or something who will die at age 30 because a rat shit in our food.

How many subscribers did he actually pull in since making that "goal" however many months ago? I know it rounds by 1,000, was he at like 195k or 196k when he first made that goal then?

How many of those are actual people however? Sock accounts are free and Phil has plenty f wheelchairs who will do anything to own the trolls.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

As is tradition by now, Phil's fanart is stolen with stuff added to the original image. The image has a personal use license and a commercial use license, which means if you're a business you best not nick it just in case, yeah? Pretty fucking obvious it's a bad idea when one DMCA can shut down your streaming capabilities.
Another instance of Philip Burnell stealing something someone else has done and profiting from it.

I myself think is quite a bad look, innit? Because true and honest, hard working business man Darksyde fucking Phil is stealing from some bloke that is just trying to make a honest living himself. Imagine that right, he's stealing from a bloke that is maybe trying to run his own business, maybe trying to feed his family and cat. Absolutely ridiculous that this wop throws thousands at WWE JPGs and PNGs, but not a few quid for a picture his business uses.
I know he doesn't do his fan art, but doesn't matter does it? He puts it up there and uses it.

Link to image on two sites:

https://www.misskatecuttables.com/products/birthday/freebie-of-the-day-birthday-bash-title

https://www.seekpng.com/ipng/u2w7w7o0q8o0a9w7_birthday-bash-png-birthday-bash-text/

Original image:

 

[FaXmachine]

I want to know why in a world where you can steal anything digital based, why the fuck did they pick that birthday logo lol.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Happy 40th Phil, here's to another 40

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As is tradition by now, Phil's fanart is stolen with stuff added to the original image. The image has a personal use license and a commercial use license, which means if you're a business you best not nick it just in case, yeah? Pretty fucking obvious it's a bad idea when one DMCA can shut down your streaming capabilities.
Another instance of Philip Burnell stealing something someone else has done and profiting from it.

I myself think is quite a bad look, innit? Because true and honest, hard working business man Darksyde fucking Phil is stealing from some bloke that is just trying to make a honest living himself. Imagine that right, he's stealing from a bloke that is maybe trying to run his own business, maybe trying to feed his family and cat. Absolutely ridiculous that this wop throws thousands at WWE JPGs and PNGs, but not a few quid for a picture his business uses.
I know he doesn't do his fan art, but doesn't matter does it? He puts it up there and uses it.

Link to image on two sites:

https://www.misskatecuttables.com/products/birthday/freebie-of-the-day-birthday-bash-title

https://www.seekpng.com/ipng/u2w7w7o0q8o0a9w7_birthday-bash-png-birthday-bash-text/

Original image:
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>Commercial use: $8.50
That's like, more than half a pull in WWE Champions. Not worth spending your hard earned cash on.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

 

[DeeTracktor]

Let us take a moment to look at what Phil has accomplished in 40 years:

- No savings or retirement plan.
- Filed for Bankruptcy resulting in a ruined credit for the next few years.
- Still in moderate debt which could get worse if Midfirst continues to come after him on the condo difference.
- In a loveless marriage.
- No friends.
- Family doesn't care about him.
- No skills that could help him get a job if it were to ever come to that.
- No marketable personality.
- No kids.
- Spends milestone 40th birthday alone in a dusty bedroom playing vidya and begging the same 10 wheelchairs for money.
- Alcoholic
- Gambling problem
- Poor health in many avenues.
- No social life resulting in him only leaving the house when absolutely necessary for groceries.
- No proper hobbies (vidya, booze and gacha don't count)
- No plans for the future.
- No legacy that doesn't include being "the guy".

40 years on this planet and his only discernable achievement is jerking off on stream.

And also will be ''The Guy'' forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL_mm7_D1wM

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

As is tradition by now, Phil's fanart is stolen with stuff added to the original image. The image has a personal use license and a commercial use license, which means if you're a business you best not nick it just in case, yeah? Pretty fucking obvious it's a bad idea when one DMCA can shut down your streaming capabilities.
Another instance of Philip Burnell stealing something someone else has done and profiting from it.

I myself think is quite a bad look, innit? Because true and honest, hard working business man Darksyde fucking Phil is stealing from some bloke that is just trying to make a honest living himself. Imagine that right, he's stealing from a bloke that is maybe trying to run his own business, maybe trying to feed his family and cat. Absolutely ridiculous that this wop throws thousands at WWE JPGs and PNGs, but not a few quid for a picture his business uses.
I know he doesn't do his fan art, but doesn't matter does it? He puts it up there and uses it.

Link to image on two sites:

https://www.misskatecuttables.com/products/birthday/freebie-of-the-day-birthday-bash-title

https://www.seekpng.com/ipng/u2w7w7o0q8o0a9w7_birthday-bash-png-birthday-bash-text/

Original image:
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The "funny" thing to me here is that if you go to the second link, there is at least a few images he could have used that does NOT scream "I'm a children's entertainer" but this is the image that is used.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

The "funny" thing to me here is that if you go to the second link, there is at least a few images he could have used that does NOT scream "I'm a children's entertainer" but this is the image that is used.

He could've and he surely should've used something else. However, why lie about what he is? He's a forty year old git posing as a childrens entertainer to scam them.
To me, this image he's using also screams nonce. It's like he's asking children to come check him out because he's acting like a clown that also has cake, bubbles, balloons and a cat.

Forty. Phil mate you're forty. Come on mate, yeah?